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skipimp_
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ok, picture this....you're waiting in line to hit this sweet 40 foot kicker...in front of you is this super hot skier chick.. (all skier chicks are hot...even if they're ugly) and you whisper to her in her ear that you want to fuck, right here right now.
So you whip it out and she bends over for you to feed it to her.....but that kicker is still lingering in the horizon in front of you. Suddenly, you have a great idea (hey, it seemed great at the time). You're gonna fuck while hitting the kicker! so boom, you're off rippin towards the booter, still pluggin away, and booya! you're airborne! voilå mes amis, Air sex in a can! (not really in a can dumbass). Anyways..thats the dream I had last night.....I can only imagine in horrible detail what happened when we landed...in the dream, we never really landed, we just kept goin, flyin over trees, screwin like horny beavers, and then it turned into a field of roses, and yoda was there, but he wanted to fight me, so i jumped in a hole, that turned into a lava field, but yoda was there too and he kicked my ass. then it rained and he melted......you like?







the only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard
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May 22 2002 12:08AM
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1080chick
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hahahahahahaha

someones not horny at all...
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May 22 2002 12:10AM
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fairygirl
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LOL!! That's such a hilarious dream!!


Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'
James: 'It doesn't.'
Me: 'It does though.'
James: 'Yeah, it really does.'
(Ten minutes later.)
James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'
May 22 2002 12:13AM
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Lord_Piot
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where do you buy your crack? i want some

Mitch: *Takes Piot's Pillow*
Piot: 'Give it back you fat barrel of monkey spunk'
May 22 2002 12:13AM
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Skibum420
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yes air sex is key
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May 22 2002 12:13AM
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etom
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trampoline

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May 22 2002 12:14AM
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skipimp_
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im horny all the time...i think it's some sort of disease....horniphobia.....wait, that means I'm scared of horniness............i give up.

About the crack.....there's this guy downtown who likes bacon, and if you cook him half a pound of bacon, he'll give you some bomb shit..he's homeless, so he can't ever cook bacon.

HAVING TO LIVE WITH OUT BEING ABLE TO COOK BACON!!!!!

OH YOU CRUEL GOD!!!!!!!WHYYYY!!!!!!! CURSE YOU WORLD!!!!!GOD, YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL!!!!







the only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard
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May 22 2002 12:26AM
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Lord_Piot
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ok cool...so half a pund of bacon and i get air sex dreams...SCORE!

Mitch: *Takes Piot's Pillow*
Piot: 'Give it back you fat barrel of monkey spunk'
May 22 2002 12:38AM
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skipimp_
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He's right outside the rideau center in ottawa.

you think im joking.







the only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard
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May 22 2002 12:46AM
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Big_Willy
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You're horny all the time? I couldnt tell.
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May 22 2002 1:24AM
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westcoaststyle
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or if your dick froze inside her and when you landed, bye bye my happy
May 22 2002 2:31AM
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Dkr
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He did her in the ass i thik
May 22 2002 4:31AM
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yeti
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you better not be joking, cuz i'll fry up three pounds of bacon and meet you in front of the rideau center in four hours and you can introduce me to your friend, sound good?


'I am going back online. I feel safe there.' - Piot Modrak aka lord_piot
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May 22 2002 1:41PM
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five0
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i want what hes on...i want a dream like that..but id kick yodas ass
yes..im the imfamous one who was tipped over in a parto pottie....yes ladies ive showered since then...
May 22 2002 1:49PM
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lineskier321
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how the hell did u get from having sex with a super hot skier chick to seeing yoda???
i think somone is having some star wars sex fantisey's.

homophobia is gay

otto: there called fingers, but have u ever seen them fing. o wait, here they go

last time it was so cool, i was walking outside and the grass kept saying ouch as i walked on it, and then i looked up and pulled a star out of the sky with my hand and took it apart
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May 22 2002 4:10PM
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dez22
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and ppl wonder why i dont think that weed should be legalized!
'I've said it before and I'll say it again.... democracy just doesn't work'
May 22 2002 4:24PM
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tremblantripper
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bahahhaha funny dream dude, i wish i was fucked up enough to have crazy dreams like that

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May 22 2002 4:27PM
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KaMiKaZe_00
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the shit ur smoking isnt real or it has some serious pestisides it it =-lo j/k

what a great dream lol
May 22 2002 4:31PM
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lineskier10
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hahaha i cant stop laughing
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May 22 2002 4:32PM
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Newskoolkavana
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i can imagine having air sex and then seeing yoda under you say 'may the force be with you'



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May 22 2002 4:36PM
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Beanzerelly
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hahaha that is freaking funny man!!!


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May 22 2002 4:39PM
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Phrosty
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when I saw the subject 'air sex' I thought it would have involved a vacumm
May 22 2002 4:49PM
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PhattTim
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL!!!!

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May 22 2002 9:29PM
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Capurnicus
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wow
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Eat bleach and die.
May 22 2002 10:05PM
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ski2824
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dont be stupid dez, everyone has crazy dreams
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May 22 2002 10:18PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
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Air sex, I think it would be better falling from a plane with a parachute on!
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May 22 2002 10:36PM
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skipimp_
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no,. i don't think I was doing her in the ass, but then again I wasn't really paying attention to which hole I was plugging into.
Im tellin you, the bacon man is real.

who said I was smoking? maybe I was injecting or eating.

please give me money.







the only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard
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May 22 2002 11:37PM
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witchbaby666
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great dream


Everybody's favorite crack whore, me.
I don't take drugs,
I am drugs.
Please ignore the crazy girl.
May 22 2002 11:57PM
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sirjibsalot
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HOLY SHIT IM DYING HERE!!!!
hahahahaha that was fucking hilarious
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May 23 2002 12:14AM
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skipimp_
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Im here all week





The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous
May 23 2002 12:19AM
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jono
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this thread is a peice of work, it just gets funnier and funnier
May 23 2002 12:39AM
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Faoda
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I want to have dreams that I remember. :( This bites. I never remember any of my dreams... except for the one I had about rebel last night.



'The first girl I ever kissed sneezed in my mouth.' - A depressed John 'Sully' Sullivan.
May 23 2002 1:18AM
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mauii
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i once had this dream that this grey chicken inside a tornado was trying to kill me! ..and another time...aah,..u dont wanna know that one!

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May 23 2002 1:24AM
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fairygirl
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I always remember my dreams.. lol.. If I have any that anyone else would find good/funny, I'll post them in here. lol


Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'
James: 'It doesn't.'
Me: 'It does though.'
James: 'Yeah, it really does.'
(Ten minutes later.)
James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'
May 23 2002 1:34AM
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1080enemy
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is it just me, or does yoda and sex in the same dream freak u out? is there some hidden meaning? yoda....u never landing after a kicker....sex...yoda???
'I sense a disturbance in the force'
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May 23 2002 1:50AM
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Sgt.Hessu
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i have this thingy called the night of the snakes.. its the night after the morning after(hangover day) and i always see these nightmares about snakes that creeps under my bed and then they crawl under my blanket! its scary
Me need snow!!
May 23 2002 3:33AM
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PhattSarah
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I like Nine_Milla_Killa's idea, but then you'd really be screwed if your chute didn't open......not that you'd be screwed already.
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May 23 2002 4:57AM
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FreshCoast
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That is great, but too bad you need like paintchips to think like you! j/k That is wicked sweet, I wish I could remember my dreams!
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May 23 2002 11:04AM
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emilie_55
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i think that if that is possible that it would be fun..ha ha.. but seriously.. that is funny shit...later..EMILIE
dont ski coz everyone else is doing it..ski coz you love to ski..otherwise your just another poser..!later...EMILIE
May 23 2002 1:39PM
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skipimp_
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'if it was possible, I think it'd be fun' - Emilie, wanna give it a shot?





The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous
May 23 2002 5:28PM
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emilie_55
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ok.. this is the plan.. we are going to get togther next season and well give it a whirl.. ha ha...later...EMILIE
dont ski coz everyone else is doing it..ski coz you love to ski..otherwise your just another poser..!later...EMILIE
May 23 2002 8:59PM
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cams
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hahhahah that's a wickady ass dream!
and haha to a bum in front of the rideau centre with bomb shit.. i can relate to that


Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
May 23 2002 10:10PM
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skipimp_
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Youcan find mad shit outside the rideau center, theres all sorts o drugs for sale, and the guys that ask you if you want a job.....you know what i mean, and the praise jesus dudes, they're all whack





The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous
May 24 2002 8:15PM
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skipimp_
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c'mon guys, don't let this post die





The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous
May 24 2002 10:55PM
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sirjibsalot
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lets make a thread called...your dreams..
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May 25 2002 2:39AM
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skipimp_
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im on it






The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous
May 26 2002 12:34AM
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BrodyLeven
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yoda
Brody

'I promise i won't drop out of high school mom'-Me
May 26 2002 5:45PM
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NoTeefa
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Fuck Yoda! that little biznitch, he's a fuckin pussy, you shoulda fucked his shit up!
I'm as close to god as you'll ever get....
I don't do drugs, just heroin.
Word up to all my fellow wiggas.
Jun 12 2002 7:31AM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
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Whoa, back from the brink of extinction!
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Jun 12 2002 12:46PM
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skipimp_
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im not gonna fight yoda, he'd just like think really hard and my balls would explode or something like that

yeah, where did this thread come back from..it thought it was done

oh well, i like thins one, im glad it's back





The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.
Jun 12 2002 1:47PM
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CrystalineSkier
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the only dreams i ever remember are nightmares. . .oh wati, i remember another one. Oay, i was in this orange cab, and all of a sudden, it started flying. then jets started doing formation flying in front of us, and i started to screw a hot girl inside a cab. and then i woke up. I haven't remembered that dream for about a 7 months now. funny what these threads bring out of you
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Skiing is life, and without life, no one would be here. So everyone owes something to skiing.
Jun 12 2002 6:45PM
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