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The condom game!!!

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come_at_me_bro
Posts: 494 - Karma: 19
Ok, so the game is this: if you were you buy a box of condoms at a store, what else would you buy to make people look at you funny :P

Ill start

A box of condoms and a canister of whip cream
Jan 7 2011 4:54PM
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**Jibs@Royal**
Posts: 63 - Karma: 1
a box of condoms, 5 hour energy and viagra
Jan 7 2011 7:57PM
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3-6-steeze
Posts: 1135 - Karma: 146
Box of condoms and air pump. I suck
Jan 7 2011 8:11PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
a watermelon
Jan 7 2011 8:24PM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
condoms + the most phallic items in the store, and ask to have it gift wrapped.
Jan 7 2011 8:39PM
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all-i-do-is=ski
Posts: 700 - Karma: 248
box of condoms and a gopro
Jan 7 2011 8:40PM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
dont forget a handlebar gopro mount for that, and some viagra
Jan 7 2011 8:42PM
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applejuice.
Posts: 5506 - Karma: 1,512
a box of condoms and a pregnancy test.
Jan 7 2011 8:43PM
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eastcoastplanker
Posts: 964 - Karma: 70

haha I was buying condoms one time and my friend was with me and the clerk gave me this funny look..soo i told him to keep the change smacked my friends ass and said we were in a hurry..it was hilarious

Jan 7 2011 8:49PM
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josh__
Posts: 12 - Karma: 55
thats so ridiculously funny
Jan 7 2011 8:50PM
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jibjunkie
Posts: 3807 - Karma: 191
buy a box of condoms and a jar of baby food. only bring enough for the condoms. when they give you the price be like damn ughh you can hold off on the baby food for now and buy the condoms
Jan 7 2011 8:53PM
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Ski_ThEast
Posts: 1676 - Karma: 272
a box of condoms, teen magazine, and a poster of justin beiber
Jan 7 2011 8:54PM
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k-fred
Posts: 5363 - Karma: 1,598
a box of condom and handcuff with a whip
Jan 7 2011 9:01PM
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skichicky3
Posts: 2593 - Karma: 64
condoms and a congratulations card
Jan 7 2011 9:07PM
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Tha_Wizard
Posts: 836 - Karma: 1,249
condoms, a Obama mask and sleeping pills
Jan 7 2011 9:12PM
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Asterisk
Posts: 954 - Karma: 199
A box of condoms, a pin, and a parenting magazine
Jan 7 2011 9:35PM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
a box of condoms, plan b pills and a coathanger
Jan 7 2011 9:52PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,296
a box of condoms and a turtle
Jan 7 2011 9:53PM
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white+wolf
Posts: 874 - Karma: 492
box of condoms, a doll, string
Jan 7 2011 9:58PM
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rudager
Posts: 11332 - Karma: 4,597
box of condoms and a bottle of chloroform
Jan 7 2011 10:06PM
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little_ey
Posts: 609 - Karma: 392
I could maybe understand your dad to your mom, but you to your sister?
Jan 7 2011 10:08PM
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Mr.Kamu
Posts: 618 - Karma: 7
 you spelled bieber name wrong and im not even a fan of his.
Jan 7 2011 10:13PM
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LIL-WAT
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 146
Box of condoms and a chipmunks admission ticket.

http://www.chipmunks.co.nz/playtime
Jan 7 2011 10:13PM
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SneakyTurtle
Posts: 228 - Karma: 30
A box of condoms and a beta fish
Jan 7 2011 10:14PM
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Bart.Man
Posts: 1742 - Karma: 1,951
A box of condoms and a case of ping pong balls

Jan 7 2011 10:19PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
box of condoms, coathanger, and tongs
Jan 7 2011 10:22PM
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JKrebs1
Posts: 711 - Karma: 813
 box of condoms and some new full tiltzz!
Jan 7 2011 10:35PM
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Candy
Posts: 1051 - Karma: 176
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Jan 7 2011 10:42PM
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rankstank
Posts: 1033 - Karma: 223
box of condoms, larry the cable guy dvd, and a happy birthday sister card.
Jan 7 2011 10:48PM
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henrytargett
Posts: 903 - Karma: 35
you go to buy a box of condoms.... when the clerk tells you the price you go: Thats way too expensive... and you put them back... and come back with plastic sandwich bags and rubber bands.

observe reaction
Jan 7 2011 11:00PM
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Username_42069
Posts: 1591 - Karma: 15
i used to work at a grocery store in highschool. its always funny to sell condoms to people and they try SOOO hard to act like its no big thing but everyone sees it and is silently passing judgement in one way or another.

one memorable experience i had was from some bald guy in a mustache in an aikido gi, be bought a pack of Magnums, Old Spice body wash, and a bushel of bananas. he seemed like a very nice man.
Jan 7 2011 11:12PM
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Capernicus
Posts: 382 - Karma: 218
After hanging with gf's family for a week in Idaho (no sex, that time of the month for her) we had to leave to catch a flight leaving form SLC the next day. I drove 10 hours straight back to Utah. When we arrive, I buy a box of condoms and a 20oz Monster at 11:00 at night. Check out lady gave me the eye. Both purchases came in handy. Def. in my top 5 purchases of all time.
Jan 7 2011 11:15PM
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Capernicus
Posts: 382 - Karma: 218
and to answer the question;

a box of condoms 'snug fit' and another box of Magnum XXL hahaha
Jan 7 2011 11:17PM
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BKlein
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 81
Condoms and Shakeweight
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Condoms and Ambien CR extra strength
Jan 7 2011 11:30PM
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trettzilla
Posts: 931 - Karma: 29
condoms and a wiffle ball bat or
condoms and a new puppy
Jan 7 2011 11:54PM
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.seb.
Posts: 1291 - Karma: 597
a big slab of meat pop rocks and i broom handle oh also lube
Jan 7 2011 11:57PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
bahahahahah you win
Jan 7 2011 11:59PM
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Shenanigans
Posts: 868 - Karma: 455
haha you sir deserve some karma
Jan 8 2011 12:22AM
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jibbits56
Posts: 336 - Karma: 10
a box of condoms and a bottle of liquor
Jan 8 2011 12:51AM
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PilleDaKid
Posts: 3193 - Karma: 2,629
hahahahaha good shit

a box of condoms, stuffing, and a turkey...
Jan 8 2011 12:53AM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
condoms
and apples
and more condoms
and a pineapple
Jan 8 2011 12:56AM
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rudager
Posts: 11332 - Karma: 4,597
it'd be better if you had all those, then say it was too much, and just put the stuffing back
Jan 8 2011 12:56AM
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Talacious[Tally]
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Jan 8 2011 1:20AM
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Bethune
Posts: 435 - Karma: 26
yeah i thought this was pretty good
Jan 8 2011 1:27AM
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jibbits56
Posts: 336 - Karma: 10
hahahahahahaha +k
Jan 8 2011 5:59PM
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304NordMan
Posts: 2980 - Karma: 521
Box of condoms and Peter Pan the movie.
Jan 8 2011 6:08PM
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SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
A box of condoms and a physicians desk reference
Jan 8 2011 6:08PM
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WakaShocka
Posts: 640 - Karma: 111
haha a few months ago it was my buddys first time buying condomns and he just went up grabed a box of trojans and a box of mike & ikes hahahaha
Jan 8 2011 6:09PM
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EC-Skier
Posts: 3899 - Karma: 668
a box of condoms, a cucumber, lube, then ask the cashier what theyre doing tonight
Jan 8 2011 6:11PM
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Benjo
Posts: 709 - Karma: 23
condoms
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LOL
Jan 8 2011 6:17PM
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Skittle.
Posts: 2537 - Karma: 718
i lost the game
Jan 8 2011 6:21PM
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