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Official Pissed off quotes thread

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Pool.
Posts: 2820 - Karma: 662
post your hilarious quotes/ stories of people being pissed off at you that youve heard/have happened to you while skiing
Jan 7 2011 1:02AM
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c4t_l0ver
Posts: 5485 - Karma: 810
old man --> me  " you kids are the death of skiing"  because i did a 360 on a side jump. apperently im only alowed to do tricks in the park that the hill pays to much money to make than it should, and the park is for tricks not groomed runs, and i should stay in the park where i belong cause us kids get in the way and blah blah blah blah blah death blah of b;sdf;s ...............
Jan 7 2011 1:06AM
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Pool.
Posts: 2820 - Karma: 662
yah mine is this guy was going really slow on a cat track and i was in a rush so i said "come on man" and he just yells at me "FUCK OFF ASSWIPE!!!" as i ski by
Jan 7 2011 1:09AM
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gombo8
Posts: 726 - Karma: 131
belongs in gaper quote as well but someone said my chopsticks are broken because of the rocker and i should get them looked at, i said no they are rocker they are suppose to do that and he freaked out and said i was being a smart ass i and have no clue what i was talking about. he just gets off the lift and skis away just cursing out me and saying you fucking kids dont know whats right your gonna hurt everyone.... lets say he was rockin a 70s jacket/pant combo
Jan 7 2011 1:10AM
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Skithedeep
Posts: 645 - Karma: 39
i was in the lodge the other day, wating patiently in line, which took about twenty minutes until i finally got to the front, and some dude like twenty feet away came unglued and starting screaming at me for cutting and that i was an asshole blah blah blah. at first i didnt think he was yelling at me, then proceeded to explain everything i was wearing and that i was an inconsiderate dick. half of the lodge could hear this dickbag, but luckily like 8 other ppl in line told him to shut up and that i had been there the whole time. then his dumb ass huffed and puffed his whole way out of the lodge. i really hope he was mentally ill or somethin, or this dude is gonna kill someone will all his pent up anger.
Jan 7 2011 1:23AM
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Jenser
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Me: Wow that park is looking pretty gay today


Random old man on same chair: I know a few homo's that could kick your ass!

Jan 7 2011 1:32AM
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alexg1687
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at the remarkables in NZ a few years ago it was a really shitty day with only one lift open. really hot wind pretty much melting everything, so people were just screwing around, including us. not taking anything too seriously, joking on the chairs etc. anyway my friend and i sat either side of my sister on the chairlift and we were playfully jabbing her in the ribs with our ski poles. nothing hard, just playful. she was even laughing along while saying 'stop it, stop it'. anyway some old dude on the chair behind us yells out "boys, quit it! leave her alone!". i looked back as if to say what the fuck?? should have chased him down and asked him what his deal was but i just let it go
Jan 7 2011 7:06AM
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Tall_Paul
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some african american snowboarder came about an inch from running over my tips, i was stopped like how could you do that? anyways i was like uh-oh uh-oh uh-oh really loud so he can hear me and he countiuned to ride on. next thing i knew he was walking up the hill towards me and came up to the group of me and my buddies trying to act all thug and was like whatchu say? you shakin now that im hear. we just ignored him and countinued on our way while he took about 20 minutes to restrap in
Jan 7 2011 9:35AM
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.frenchy
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Hahah that sounds like a realllly awkward lift ride!
Jan 7 2011 10:18AM
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TallTom
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Some guy was looking out for your Sister...wow what a douche?!?!!!
Jan 7 2011 10:23AM
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spen-cer
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I hate this shit. I hate when people use the word gay as a put down or some sort of demeaning thing. Was the terrain park really looking like it was homosexual? I dont think so. I just dont think that calling something gay should be used as a put down especially in society today. People need to grow up.
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And no I am not gay, but I do know some "homos" that could probably kick your ass too.
Jan 7 2011 10:29AM
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nick@compton
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im pretty sure the park looked like it had a hard on for some the guys riding, the park was prepared to take and or give it in the butt.

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Jan 7 2011 10:57AM
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Peach.
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Had a ski patrol freak out on us last year for not haveing passes even though we did.

Jan 7 2011 11:20AM
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theWIZARD
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+K for saying that cause its ballsy.

I hate it when older people yell at the kids in the park becasue they think we are endangering those on the mountain because we belong in the park, like zoo animals. Whats more dangerous, a kid who does maybe a 180 or 360 off a little side booter, or some racer/uncontrolled skier bombing down the mountain?

Jan 7 2011 11:41AM
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alztar
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Thats how I felt he meant it
Jan 7 2011 12:39PM
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soulskier
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fuck.....ass
Jan 7 2011 12:41PM
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Mr_pretzel
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Thats is not remotely the same thing.
Jan 7 2011 12:45PM
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CrunkNugget
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some serious up rails going on
Jan 7 2011 2:08PM
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alexg1687
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i know! complete douche
Jan 7 2011 8:22PM
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DUKES
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serious grinds
Jan 7 2011 8:38PM
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cwillygood
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o boy he was probably gay haha
Jan 7 2011 8:41PM
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aquinn
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i normally ski tight to skiers right, and i did that past an old guy about 10 ft next to him and at the bottom he pointed at me and said, "if you do that again, I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU"

haha. gotta love waterville
Jan 7 2011 9:16PM
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[creative]
Posts: 539 - Karma: 128
not a freakout but your post just reminded me of it.. me and my buddy were on the lift with two ski patrol and asnowboarder went down reallly hard and they started laughing! hilarous! then one of  them got a call about a guy who fell on mougles and he looked at the other ski patrol and said nahhh i dont wanna take it hel be fine im sure
Jan 7 2011 10:56PM
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84891jnf92048
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my friend was sitting on the deck of the carinthia lodge with a huge gash in his hand, after cutting his hand with a ski.

some kid walked up the stairs, and dragged his skis across my friends legs. obviously, we, including the ski patroller, called him out pretty hard, and out from under his EC ninja mask, comes quite possibly the geekiest, nasal voice i have ever heard, yelling, "IT'S A LOOODGE!!!!!!"

wtf, you dont take your skis into the lodge anyway...
Jan 7 2011 11:06PM
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207
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it doesn't count but sometimes if im midway through a box and i didn't get the swap or something ill yell fuck you and give the middle finger to the box
Jan 7 2011 11:10PM
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3-6-steeze
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atta be. some guy was trying a trick on a DFD box and after like the 10th try he yelled "Fuck, I hate this sport" threw his pole on the ground, picked it back up and continued to hike
Jan 7 2011 11:25PM
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Pool.
Posts: 2820 - Karma: 662
i was skiing with my friend the other day and this old guy fell while getting onto the lift and we laughed and he yelled, ILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP YOU FUCKING BRATS!!
Jan 8 2011 4:36PM
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ReignMan
Posts: 1852 - Karma: 226
/lie
Jan 8 2011 5:02PM
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Pool.
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bump for funny stories
Jan 9 2011 11:13PM
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JahJahBinks
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This post is so gay. It's a god damn word, shut the fuck up and get over it.
Jan 9 2011 11:15PM
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JDUB28
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i was snakin someone in a line, and some dude said to me: "theres no fuckin way ur cutting me." this was a 40 year old with his son
Jan 20 2011 4:07PM
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Mr_pretzel
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I do this all the time. lol
Jan 20 2011 4:17PM
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Heinzler
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well, then you deserved it.
Jan 20 2011 4:19PM
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Dr.D-Sag
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haha, they prolly wanna suck you off afterwards aswell
Jan 20 2011 4:20PM
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Bi-ShredinalGuy
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while skiing down to the lift line a little girl fell down in front of me so i simply turned and went around her.. i got in line and shortly her mom came up to me super pissed off and yelled at me for getting to close to her daughter and sche fell because i scared her.. i explained to her that people are going to get close to each other while entering lift lines.. -they were complete gapers by the way
Jan 20 2011 4:23PM
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EaC
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I have two stories from the past weekend:

First, I was straight bombing down this narrow trail where gapers feel it is necessary to use the entire width to complete a single s-turn. So I see this lady, and I think I have plenty of room to get through because it seems like this lady will make a turn before she gets to the very edge of the trail. I was very wrong. This lady goes up on the side of the trail to turn, and I am a few feet away going very fast. I bailed right before hitting her, and got wrecked, I smack my head,lose my poles and a ski, and was disoriented. All I hear is this lady screaming at, "What the the hell are you doing! Your fucking crazy!" while I'm laying on the trail trying to comprehend what happened.


There are no pissed off quotes in this one, but it was hilarious. So my cousin who is snowboarder loves to throw big clouds when coming near the lift line. He accidentally showers this older guy with snow who was waiting at the bottom. The guy tries to punch my cousin and runs into the singles line sign, drops a pole, and falls. The guy was totally embarrased, didn't say a word to my cousin, and skied away.
Jan 20 2011 4:25PM
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dirtylion27
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New years eve in gondola line at aspen mountain
I was trying to walk up to my sister who was standing on the steps a few feet away from me, Guy starts pushing very hard against me, not letting me pass. I proceed to look at him and size him up for a brief second when argument starts
Him- Seriously?
Me- What?
Him- Your pushing me
Me- Sorry?
Him- You pushed me over!
Me- Uhh no? your still standing... there is a fence behind you
Him- you pushed me, I could have fallen over (He's standing there holding his Gorsuch rental skis, and starbucks coffee)
Me- Well if you can barely stand now, then why are you skiing?
Him- Urmhm uhhh, Act your age kid!
Me- Im seventeen, this is my age.
Turn, walk up the steps to my sister and hop on the gondo.
Jan 20 2011 4:37PM
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Willard
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Old dad (ex marines or something) "you almost just killed my son asshole" Me "I was standings still he ran into me" the dad"Im gonna kick your fucking ass"

Got in each others face and park crew was standing there and came over and settled things down.
Jan 20 2011 4:38PM
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Algebra
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an 8 year old girl in all pink called me an asshole!

Jan 20 2011 4:46PM
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ole_f
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At the smallest park in my homemountain there are two lift-lines. And at that moment the second line was half as long as the first one so I took ofc the smallest, when I got too the line a random grown up man said to me that there was just one line and stuff and ment that there was only one lift so it's one line. We discussed for 5 minutes while we whent foreward in the line. After a while my friend said that he could ask the people that works in the slope. Then the man just looked down on the ground rest of the time we were in the line. There has always been two lines there, and if it was just one the line would go up to the landing of the last jump...

Jan 20 2011 4:54PM
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RyanDiMatteo
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMuwhxv1yDo

How about Gary Busey losin his shit??? Fuck i love this guy- no homo

Jan 20 2011 7:10PM
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RyanDiMatteo
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMuwhxv1yDo
Jan 20 2011 7:11PM
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JaayLaay
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One day i was with my friend goin through the lift lines and apparently we were cutting the line. So this gaper guy was like "is this trail worth the wait? assholes" and we were like "what are you talking about?" and he began to tell us that "this mountain was every much his as it was ours" and how we were disrespectful. it ended with us telling him to fuck off as we road up the lift. infront of him.

Jan 20 2011 7:39PM
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498

"FUCKING ASIAN MOVE"

Jan 20 2011 7:40PM
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I.B
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OMG thank your for making this thread


Gaper is going off a jump.... he gets about 10 feet from the lip and slams his body on the ground and sreams "FUCK MY LIFE" right under the chair lift i was like lolverload
Jan 20 2011 7:48PM
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adamlukowski
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Shouldve said "why don't you act your age and let it go"
Jan 20 2011 7:57PM
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derpina
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LMAO!!!!
Jan 20 2011 8:15PM
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ChrisSkisChronic
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At one of my local hills the lift lines are complete shit shows. The ropes funnel from being 40 ft wide down into the loading area. Naturally, everybody jockeys for position. So my bud and I go up with this guy and his daughter. She must have been scared of us twin tippers or something because she didn't get on the lift with her dad. As soon as we get on the lift he yells some shit at me in french. I said "sorry, mate. Je ne parle pas francais plus bein" He responds: "YOU ASS, YOU LEFT MY DAUGHTER BEHIND" in a thick, ugly-ass quebec accent. I reply "I think you left your  daughter behind" he gives me a ridiculously dirty look and nothing is said for the rest of the ride. He muttered something en francais as we got off the lift, but I couldn't hear it. We laughed pretty hard
Jan 20 2011 8:44PM
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SeanTom
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I was on the lift last weekend and this lady asks me for advice to get from one peak of my mountain to another. So i start telling her how to go about this, stumbling on my own words to get all the trail names right. So just as i'm about to finish my directions some piece of shit chimes in "No, that's completely incorrect" and procedes to tell her the exact same directions but with a different chairlift thrown in. (it's a 2 chair ride to get to the peak from where we are, i just had a slightly different way) fucking twat.
Jan 20 2011 8:45PM
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Pool.
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bump for the lolz
Feb 2 2011 10:24PM
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Joan
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I was riding at Park City the other day, a snowboarder cut in front of me and then I proceeded to hit a barrel within 10 feet of him after he did. He then threatened to brake both my legs if I was that close behind him again. What?
Feb 2 2011 11:21PM
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