*"quit being a fallopian tube."-WidespreadMedia
*"I thought I saw Jon Olson but it was just a girl"-Andy Parry
*"find the highest building in town and swan dive off of it."-Chris...
*'And if you don't do a Double Cork 1220 this year, you'll do it when you're one year older.'' - Warren Miller
Same exact thing happened to me once when I tried to put two gallon containers of milk into the fridge at the same time. Projectile vomit everywhere the minute I lifted them off the counter...- El.Gato
"Karma is like a penis, if you dont use it it'll fall off."-soulskier
And Calgary apparently. There are two timmy hos in the food court at my university with one pizza place in between them. And they are both permanently lined up. As in 20+ people in both lines. And the one other timmy hos I've been to here was lined up out the door the only time I arrived after 6:30am.
Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital. ~Aaron Levenstein.............. "I love Cocaine, Try it and tell me you don't love it"- my dad...............
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