I remember this being posted a couple of years ago. There was in depth discussion about the science behind his theory and man MS paint drawings ha ha. I need to go find that thread and link you guys to it.
1) Never fry bacon when you're naked.
2) Always keep at least one foot on the floor when it comes to eating dinner,drinking tequila or playing cards.
3)never EVER under any circumstances eat the yellow snow.
but.. but tom wallisch wears tall t's-Mgrange