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Worlds dumbest kid found on mt bachelor oregon

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jreilly
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http://abcnews.go.com/US/teen-survives-reality-tv-widerness-skills/story?id=12524850

So this kid loses a ski or something, its getting dark. decides to sit and a fucking snow cave for 9 hours. He hears and sees helicopters but decides to stay in the cave using skills from man vs wild and shit.

search and rescue must have been pissed.
Jan 3 2011 1:36AM
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Troy.
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Naww, if he was, he would have talked about drinking his piss because he was worried about dehydration.
Jan 3 2011 7:15PM
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Troy.
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Naww, if he was, he would have talked about drinking his piss because he was worried about dehydration.
Jan 3 2011 7:16PM
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SlimDunkin.
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Hah, sounds to me like another abc troll
Jan 3 2011 7:17PM
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TWoods
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like the dumbass who got lost off the backside of mammoth, burned his clothes for warmth and tried to signal airplanes with a cellphone.


Man vs. Wild is the dumbest shit out, dude does a lot of stupid things. This is what natural selection is about.
Jan 3 2011 7:19PM
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brosif
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Hahaha, yes
Jan 3 2011 7:37PM
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Keith.
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I dont even understand... He lost his skis so hes ZOMG im not gonna go get it and ski down imma build a snow cave and chill here all night!!!11!!1!!!
Jan 3 2011 7:52PM
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romaswake
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Haha i knoww
Jan 3 2011 8:28PM
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HeyGuy
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I mean how hard is it to get stuck on a mountain unless the snow is like 4ft deep theres only one way to civilization, down.
Jan 3 2011 9:01PM
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ReignMan
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I would love to meet this kid
Jan 3 2011 9:06PM
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MothaHucker
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ok... so a freckled fatass veers off the grooms into an area of widely spaced trees, not even considered a glade, immediately takes his skis off and slides down on his back, followed by him constructing a "snow canal" to just relax in for 3 fucking hours, THEN decides to follow the numerous amounts of ski tracks to get back on to the groomers, with a short stroll down to the base.

thats some hardcore shit.

Jan 3 2011 9:14PM
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[evan]
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I could call him numerous things, but they just don't cover how stupid he is.
Jan 3 2011 9:16PM
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StinkinLincoln
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Thank god he watches a lot of TV
Jan 3 2011 9:22PM
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ButteredToast.
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New game?

Hide and go seek: High Stakes?

Avoid search and rescue for as long as possible...?
Jan 3 2011 9:36PM
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Shenanigans
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I call shananigans

I mean who could be that dumb?
Jan 3 2011 9:47PM
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Logey.
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for some reason that sounds really fun
Jan 3 2011 10:05PM
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gombo8
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how the hell do you get lost at bachelor. jesus christ the backcountry has a cat track exit back to the lodge that you have to be a dumbass to miss and 2/3 of the mountain it open, above the alpine level
Jan 3 2011 10:47PM
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Davy.Crockett
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haha i love how the news is making this into a huge deal and calling the kind a hero and shit
Jan 6 2011 10:33PM
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541
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its good hes alive..the only dumb think is it puts out a bad name for bachy...i was there that night and people kept asking us if we saw him.....turns out he some tourist dumbass. thats the only part thats dumb about it...and the worst part is he was a 10 min hike to the lodge.
Jan 6 2011 10:37PM
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541
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i also like how it said "steep terrian" the funny part is bachelor is flat as fuck!
Jan 6 2011 10:40PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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haha tubby got lost and played surviver man for 9 hours, who gives a shit?
Jan 6 2011 10:43PM
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crab_pretzel
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yea this kid is an idiot. probably thot he was so smart for doin this but he just made problems for himself
Jan 7 2011 5:02PM
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dkilgoreNH
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The last thing i would do is ditch my skis.....

Jan 7 2011 5:12PM
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loganimlach
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hahahahahaha that made me laugh really hard for some reason.
Jan 7 2011 5:24PM
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Flacko
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what a retar first he loses his ski????? havent he ever heard of brakes second of all he got lost inbounds on a groomer next he decides to chill in a snow fort and have a snowball fight with his imaganary friend and pratice his outdoor skills and then hes like aww what the hell ive heard that helicoper for a couple of hours now i mightas well go see whats going on and then decides to ski to the bottom when hes had his skis for probably 5 hours and then decides to get rescued even though he could have some more fun camping in his little snowfort
Jan 7 2011 8:09PM
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Flacko
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thank the lord lolz
Jan 7 2011 8:11PM
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Emma_Watson
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... someone should slap this kid.
Jan 7 2011 8:18PM
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