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TheDude
Posts: 2058 - Karma: 117

So my girlfriend was researching (a habit when shes bored,hot nerds ftw) and she decided that this is what she would snoop around for. She made a list, which was a terrible idea, seeing as her mom found it..no biggie, her mom likes me, kinda awkward though.

anyways heres the list, enjoy safely http://www.condomdepot.com/reviews/best-condoms.cfm

Jan 3 2011 12:19AM
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kootenayklaus
Posts: 3914 - Karma: 2,179
TROJAN FIRE AND ICE OBVIOUSLY!!!!1!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!
Jan 3 2011 12:20AM
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kootenayklaus
Posts: 3914 - Karma: 2,179
Or Trojan Ecstasy, it feels like nothing's there, because when you're done, there isn't.
Jan 3 2011 12:22AM
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Clebo1
Posts: 674 - Karma: 3
if shes your girl and you know shes not dirty its probably time to get her on the pill and go no dome,

no comparison
Jan 3 2011 12:24AM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36

Ghetto condoms FTW   ghetto condom  =seran wrap and rubber bands

Jan 3 2011 12:25AM
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TROLLED.HARD
Posts: 1032 - Karma: -9
loolll
Jan 3 2011 12:27AM
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kootenayklaus
Posts: 3914 - Karma: 2,179

You use a garbage bag, not saran wrap. And i prefer not to cut off the excess :D

Jan 3 2011 12:27AM
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TheDude
Posts: 2058 - Karma: 117

ever heard of herpes? ya i got it.

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gotcha, shes on the pill, we just be keepin it safe, dont wanna be on one of the MTV shows..

Jan 3 2011 12:29AM
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kootenayklaus
Posts: 3914 - Karma: 2,179

She can't be on 16 and pregnant if she's 12

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Jan 3 2011 12:32AM
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Clebo1
Posts: 674 - Karma: 3
good call man, however

you can achieve maximum safety from no dome + pulling out,


also, if you have a hard time convincing her ( or yourself) that,

check this out.... its science
Jan 3 2011 12:35AM
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AB.Zee
Posts: 617 - Karma: 37
This


but wrap it up if w/ randoms and such
Jan 3 2011 12:43AM
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kootenayklaus
Posts: 3914 - Karma: 2,179

But, in all seriousness, I find it really awkward after a pullout. There's almost always a moment where you look in eachother's eyes and hers are saying "WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO WITH THE JIZZ?!?!?!?!"

Jan 3 2011 12:50AM
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alexg1687
Posts: 1505 - Karma: 1,581
theres an awesome new spray on condom. its almost invisible. check it out at www.gulliblegirlfriend.com
Jan 3 2011 1:31AM
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kootenayklaus
Posts: 3914 - Karma: 2,179
lolololololololololol troll'd hard.
Jan 3 2011 1:32AM
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Kush_Squad
Posts: 126 - Karma: 33
trojan ecstasy!! feels liike your not even wearing a rubber
Jan 3 2011 8:54AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
take her when shes still a virgin, make sure shes on the pill and just cum inside !

otherwise, when the red flag is hanging out, just send in your troop protected with some durex xtra sensitive....
Jan 3 2011 9:00AM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7710 - Karma: 2,849
best condom is no condom
Jan 3 2011 9:01AM
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alexg1687
Posts: 1505 - Karma: 1,581
hope you like children
Jan 3 2011 9:02AM
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Craigskis
Posts: 6648 - Karma: 1,636
These feel as close to the real thing as possible with a barrier. Recommended. Haven't ever had one break either.

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Jan 3 2011 9:33AM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
Cum in her eyes and thus the solve awkward glance problem, then watch her stumble to the bathroom while she's screaming about blindness and burning and laugh your ass off while doing a dismissive air wank in her general direction?
Jan 3 2011 9:45AM
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Flo_Rida_2016
Posts: 2804 - Karma: -5
dude condoms suck just make your bitch take the pill
Jan 3 2011 9:50AM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
Screw the pill, how about a subdermal implant that makes it so your girlfriend only has her period once a year and is even better protection from inception? My friend's gf has one and it's pretty amazing.
Jan 3 2011 9:58AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
magnums. condoms suck, but not as much as screaming children.
Jan 3 2011 10:32AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
i wonder how you would know that it's pretty amazing ...

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Jan 3 2011 10:44AM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
Absolutely flawless win
Jan 3 2011 11:04AM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
theres a reason i have you at 10/10
Jan 3 2011 11:08AM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 994
dont use one just punch her in the junk the next morning
Jan 3 2011 11:14AM
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jonny828
Posts: 1096 - Karma: 58
so sigged
Jan 3 2011 12:02PM
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alexat955
Posts: 2732 - Karma: 112
Better protection from inception? Hahah
Jan 3 2011 12:22PM
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
ahahahaaa
Jan 3 2011 12:26PM
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JamesR
Posts: 3396 - Karma: -12
I just feel like that's gonna be one of those things where in 5 years theyre like "oops. well guys, to be honest, we released this before studying long term effects. enjoy your horrid disorder. it was fun while it lasted though, right??"
Jan 3 2011 12:40PM
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498
Trojan Magnum Fire and Ice, or just raw dog it
Jan 3 2011 12:41PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
Well that makes half of the medicinal "breakthroughs" in the latter 20th century.

But I see where you're coming from.
Jan 3 2011 2:15PM
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dirty.
Posts: 736 - Karma: 69
durex for sure
Jan 3 2011 2:46PM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 54
Skin condoms are best.
Jan 3 2011 2:47PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
the extra small ones are all that fit :((((((((((
Jan 3 2011 2:48PM
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kootenayklaus
Posts: 3914 - Karma: 2,179
flesh condom is best condom.
Jan 3 2011 2:57PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,212
sheep gut!!!!!
Jan 3 2011 2:59PM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
abstinence
Jan 3 2011 3:00PM
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kootenayklaus
Posts: 3914 - Karma: 2,179
...or you could cut off a sheep's dick, gut the dick, and use the skin. It's a more relaxed fit.
Jan 3 2011 3:04PM
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Sam.Carson
Posts: 2884 - Karma: 35
no not at all it burned my dick. felt like i put it into a cup of boiling water, the ice part didnt even happen.
Jan 3 2011 3:11PM
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JahJahBinks
Posts: 3567 - Karma: 460
I wonder how many times people have tried this.
Jan 3 2011 3:13PM
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kootenayklaus
Posts: 3914 - Karma: 2,179
Sorry about your loss.
Jan 3 2011 3:15PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
im planning on starting a condomn company, im still sourcing materials and trying to get a location for production facility, but wait around a little while. youll all be buying up mine like fucking candy and shit.
Jan 3 2011 3:16PM
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kootenayklaus
Posts: 3914 - Karma: 2,179
Dibs on product tester.
Jan 3 2011 3:18PM
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sbhr
Posts: 570 - Karma: 39
its ok ive got a snickers wrapper
Jan 3 2011 3:28PM
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kootenayklaus
Posts: 3914 - Karma: 2,179
Girls don't like little bits of chocolate in their vagina.
Jan 3 2011 3:32PM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
That's why you lick it out
Jan 3 2011 3:32PM
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TheDude
Posts: 2058 - Karma: 117

sooo any quick suggestions for what i should use? i have about 10 minutes to go to the store, but im hearin fire nd ice

Jan 3 2011 3:35PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,398
i dont want to think about you having sex blake...
Jan 3 2011 3:37PM
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all-i-do-is=ski
Posts: 700 - Karma: 248
pfff I rock trojan 5xl's all night sahn
Jan 3 2011 3:42PM
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