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How to make the Giro G9 less gay.

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Colbs
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Got one as a gift a few years ago and just now realizing how much i dont like it.
Jan 2 2011 12:12PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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It's not possible. It's a terrible looking shitty helmet. Try and pawn it off for some moolah and get a Giro Revolver.
Jan 2 2011 12:13PM
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Colbs
Posts: 393 - Karma: 20
actually just realized it is a G10 haha. Still dislike.
Jan 2 2011 12:16PM
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corona
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G9 is a great helmet. comfy as all hell and always keeps head the right temperature. doesn't look half bad either. mine was an 06 on though so maybe now their a bit crumbier.
Jan 2 2011 12:22PM
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Stickity
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that is an ugly ass helmet
i love my revolver
Jan 2 2011 12:30PM
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Posts: 2345 - Karma: 2,104
Oh fuck a helmet you don't need one.
Jan 2 2011 12:32PM
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T.DUDE
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dont buy the helmet?
Jan 2 2011 12:32PM
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JuliusJ
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do you normally post without even reading the thread?
Jan 2 2011 12:36PM
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Elg
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turn the 9 upside-down and be fly like a g6
Jan 2 2011 12:48PM
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Stickity
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no
turn it 90 degrees one way and you have a toboggan
turn it the other way and you have an elephant
Jan 2 2011 12:50PM
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Colbs
Posts: 393 - Karma: 20
best advice i've gotten.

besides the fact that i realized it was a G10 haha. i over estimated the lameness, but still not a fan. cant get stickers on it, too many damn holes, and maybe my head is just lumpy, but the fit is just a little too bobble head ish.
Jan 2 2011 12:53PM
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thesheik
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you, sir, have been granted 10/10 and the feeling of accomplishment at having made someone lol. well done.
Jan 2 2011 12:57PM
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Colbs
Posts: 393 - Karma: 20
just did some quick perusing on evo, and i'm feeling the smith maze, smith holt park, and revolver. already heard about revolver, anyone else know anything about the first two?
Jan 2 2011 12:57PM
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T.DUDE
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okay my bad.
lets solve this problem

SELL IT!
make profit.
get a poc.


simple as that.
Jan 2 2011 12:58PM
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tall_t
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yeah the only thing i hate about it is that theres no sticker room
Jan 2 2011 1:15PM
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Colbs
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and we allll know stickers make up 80% of ski swag and ability.
Jan 2 2011 1:20PM
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Shredability
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Dye the viser white and slap an NS sticker on it, then take off the ear flaps and wear a bright touke under it
Jan 2 2011 1:24PM
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.nasty
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nix the ear flaps. put some stickers on it. ????????. profit.
Jan 2 2011 1:27PM
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Colbs
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1. no viser
2. it's black, cant dye it white
3. aforementioned sticker problems
4. only got black hats....

i'm watching my steeze deteriorate like a kid who friended his mom on fb.
Jan 2 2011 1:28PM
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rudager
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You might as well just give up on skiing..

I've never had a problem with the G10. I liked it, looked good. I was still able to make friends and ski properly with it.

Since you can't dye it, paint it!
Jan 2 2011 1:31PM
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imarookie
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hahahaha thats clever +K
Jan 2 2011 1:34PM
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Shredability
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oh what??

They should come with one, look more in the box, my bad "paint it white"
Jan 2 2011 1:35PM
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.nasty
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.
Jan 2 2011 1:40PM
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gombo8
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why are some people so arrogant that they think they are better for helmets.your hero tom wallisch wheres a helmet. is it more important to look cool then be able to walk or live. look at CRJ. /rant over
Jan 2 2011 1:43PM
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nickyp
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LOL
Jan 2 2011 1:44PM
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Shredability
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nice 5000th post
Jan 2 2011 1:46PM
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*TURBONERD*
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nickyp is a quality contributer to be sure
Jan 2 2011 1:48PM
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2L208
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get a bern
Jan 2 2011 1:50PM
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cooper.fry
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yes, very good time and place i believe.
Jan 2 2011 1:50PM
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Dustin.
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Get my HiFi in my sale thread!  I used the G10 a long time ago but the HiFi was way more comfy and I like the look as well.
Jan 2 2011 2:34PM
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nickyp
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jan 2 2011 2:45PM
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Shredability
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hahahaha, this should go down in the ns history books
Jan 2 2011 3:08PM
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Stickity
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unc is dope
+k
Jan 2 2011 3:11PM
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BITS
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Dont care that much about it...
Jan 2 2011 3:23PM
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FerrisBueller
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bahaha im sawee nicky. all your posts are epid 10/10 and your 5000th post is LOL.

in all seriousness though you didnt mean to, your 5000th post still made me lol like all your other posts...
Jan 2 2011 3:42PM
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Z-Juice
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poc?
Jan 2 2011 3:43PM
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treebeard
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https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/590643/

buy my helmet
Jan 2 2011 6:16PM
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skichicky3
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love my smith maze!
Jan 2 2011 6:39PM
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rudager
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Go with the maze. I love mine. So light and all that jazz.
Jan 2 2011 6:41PM
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shithawks
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buy a skate helmet..get a thin toque way sicker
Jan 2 2011 7:32PM
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the.cheat
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i have the holt park, its pretty nice, i like it a lot. if you want, post in gear talk about it
Jan 2 2011 7:34PM
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dylgoz23
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cant you just buy the visor for it? i bet they'd be a lot cheaper than buying a new helmet and that makes it look pretty good
Jan 2 2011 7:40PM
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weley
Posts: 387 - Karma: 195
i like my smith maze
but definitely go and try your helmets on in a shop and make sure your gonna buy something that fits because a helmet that doesnt fit quite right can really piss you off
Jan 2 2011 7:48PM
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GayWolf420
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Your meter. Check it.
Jan 2 2011 7:52PM
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shel__
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screw the helmet unless you are prone to falling on your head a lot
Jan 2 2011 8:20PM
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AMD_5
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then you can learn to fucking spell
Jan 2 2011 8:22PM
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Crispy.
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How to make a Giro G9, never mind now it's a G10, less gay.

1. Go to the club/bar/anywhere you like to pick up chicks.

2. Find a lady and get to know her.

3. Have sex, but before you bang her, have her put her vag on the G10.

4. The helmet is now much less gay.

5.??????????????????????????????????

6. Profit
Jan 2 2011 8:29PM
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Bumblesteeze
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Nice name and icon.
Jan 2 2011 9:56PM
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B-runge
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i just lost my helmet

i have no fucking idea how you loose a helmet but i dun it
Jan 2 2011 10:03PM
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Bumblesteeze
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Are you interested in buying the OP's G10? It's actually essentially the same as the G9 but you have the ability of adjusting the vents.
Jan 2 2011 10:07PM
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B-runge
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no it was a bern macon

which i guess isnt a helmet or something

i have two other helmets but i dont like em
Jan 2 2011 10:12PM
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