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Why dogs > cats/people

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thugaim
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http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2151688/hero_dog_tries_to_help_wounded_dog/
Dec 28 2010 10:26AM
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Stickity
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fuck yeah
cats are evil
Dec 28 2010 10:30AM
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fujarome
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it's because dogs actually live with people. If you have a pet dog, it lives with you. It needs you.

Cats on the other hand, merely allow people to live alongside them. You can yell at it, push it, do whatever you want and it won't give a damn because it does what it wants.
Dec 28 2010 10:47AM
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Mike-O
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Not a real fan of cats, but on really rainy, downpouring torrent days I wish I had one instead of a dog.
Dec 28 2010 10:53AM
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RubberSoul
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that's why cats are sick, they don't give two fucks. plus theyre not all needy and don't need attention all damn day. they'll come and chill for a while after raping and pillaging all the animals outdoor all day. i like dogs too, but they stink more often and are like 1/2 the responsibility of owning a child
Dec 28 2010 12:03PM
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HenniferLopez
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haha oh god...
Dec 28 2010 12:19PM
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PJS.
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noooo waaaaaaaaaaay a dog is half the responsibility of a child. dogs need

food

water

attention

occasional meds

exercise

kids need

education

clean water

healthy food

more exercise

life insurance

car insurance eventually

health insurance

clothes

love

care

need i go on?
Dec 28 2010 12:27PM
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mr_grom
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My cat sleeps with me all the time, but other than that she is just a huge bitch. She stands on the steps and terrorizes everyone and scratches us. My 3 dogs probably made her this way but still: I like dogs a lot more.
Dec 28 2010 12:30PM
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RubberSoul
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fuck. fine. 1/3 the responsibility of owning a child. meanwhile a cat needs: food (but it will kill its own anyway if you forget), water, and that's it, maybe a litter box. my cat always shits outside and almost never uses the litter box indoors.

oh but forget that, i saw online the other day that it's not all that uncommon for people to train their cat to not only use the toilet but FLUSH IT. how nuts is that?
Dec 28 2010 12:33PM
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PJS.
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lol thats crazy but i dont really judge a pet by how little effort it takes to care for it, or how easily it will survive if you forget about it
Dec 28 2010 12:38PM
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RubberSoul
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haha yeah that came off wrong. but at this point in my life i'd way rather have a cat and not have to worry about it. when i have a house and wife and kids and whatnot i'll definitely get a dog
Dec 28 2010 12:43PM
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Mike-O
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They don't even care about wasting water.
Dec 28 2010 1:23PM
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Toonoman
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I prefer a cat.

Like one had said:
Dogs need food, attention ect ect. Cats however can walk themself, can live without people around them and last but not least: A cat does not make sounds when the mailman arrives!
Dec 28 2010 1:28PM
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Ducksauce
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cats are okay but they don't have the same character depth as dogs do, dogs are way better companions and know how to love unconditionally, that's what makes them great family pets.

cats only love you when they want to.. you don't have to spend as much quality time with them (walking, etc) and they are just kind of 'around.'

also cats get stuck places and need to get rescued, and they can do fuck all if YOU are in trouble, whereas in those situations dogs are the shit. try walking down a dark alley with your cat on a leash and see where you end up.
Dec 28 2010 1:30PM
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fujarome
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cats are simply easier to own. Put some food in a bowl, a little water alongside, and provide a warm place somewhere in the house, and the cat will stay for it's entire life.

Do love hearing how people claim they love their dog like a child, how independent it is, how low maintenance and easy it is to own....then complain for 20 minutes, multiple times a day, when they have to take it for a walk.

I do enjoy dogs though. I just like cats more.
Dec 28 2010 1:34PM
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Mike-O
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I just think cats are infinitely boring. There are different kinds of personalities on cats and dogs alike, and I've been told often that my dog is very cat like. Maybe I'm the attention whore, who gets upset when the cat (stereotypical) wouldn't give two shits if I wanted for it do come over or do something with it. But that's how it's been with most cats.

Have you ever met people who loathe dogs or cats? It's pretty fascinating, there seems to be no logic behind it. I dated this girl for a while last year who angrily hated dogs, but when I tried to make her say why, some childhood traumas or what, nothing. She just hated dogs for no reason.
Dec 28 2010 1:39PM
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RubberSoul
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haha yeah inexplicable hate in either direction is so weird. i have a friend who just repeats himself over and over "cats are disgusting creatures" i'm like bro.. they never smell like shit, they groom themselves fucking nonstop, they absolutely hate shitting near people, etc etc and all he does is shake his head and say "they're disgusting creatures" so weird haha
Dec 28 2010 2:23PM
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gus555
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i don't buy a pet based on which one i can ignore more, if i didnt want to take care of anything i wouldn't get a pet. dogs are fucking awesome, while cats hiss, hide, and scratch. fuck cats.
Dec 28 2010 2:33PM
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AGOF
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dogs are the shit, i have nothing against cats, but i do not know the point of owning an animal that you cannot play with or that doesnt love you, like fish and cats and shit, when peoples cats die the people are so sad, and if a cats owner died it probably wouldnt give a fuck
Dec 28 2010 2:42PM
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RubberSoul
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my cat's never done any of those things. stop stereotyping cats!!
Dec 28 2010 2:54PM
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AHSkier
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My dog is a lot better than my cat. whenever my cat wants food she jumps on my bed out of knowwhere at like 6:00 and scares the shit out of me
Dec 28 2010 3:03PM
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Anathema
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yeah fuck cats. cats dont do anything. they exist, and that's about it. OOOOoo0oo00oO0o big accomplishment mister feline, you walked around all day. congratulations. youre such a great pet

fuck that shit motherfucker

Dec 28 2010 3:14PM
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Arabian.
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My cat loves me to death and I love him. Dogs give love aimlessly, so it has no value. Anyone can gain a dogs love with a treat and petting session. It takes a true test of a man's character to befriend a cat, and once you do, you are friends for life. Anyone that has a good friend cat knows that they are more difficult, but better friends in the end.

It's quality over quantity I say.
Dec 28 2010 3:21PM
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RubberSoul
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yep dogs are like that slutty girl at the party where youre like, sure, that'd be nice to just slam her no question asked, but so could anyone else. a cat's that total hotty that you actually have to be cool to and work for. cats are also like girls cause the more you ignore them, the more they want you
Dec 28 2010 3:27PM
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gus555
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i don't think i'd ever compare any animal to a slut..
Dec 28 2010 3:30PM
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AHSkier
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false, it is difficult to connect to many dogs. cats just seduce for food you by rubbing there head on a wall and purring and then letting you pet them than they just run off somewhere else. cats are the real  sluts, they get waht they want from you and than leave you in the dust
Dec 28 2010 3:35PM
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RubberSoul
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fuuck, he's right

Dec 28 2010 3:36PM
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thugaim
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Broad generalizations FTL.
Dec 28 2010 3:38PM
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Anathema
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lol @ dogs vs cats

no comparison

cats are great companions for boring people. like that crazy old lazy who sits in a rocking chair by herself and wants something to hold. plus, cats are easier to take care of. theyre very self sufficient. also great for somebody who doesn't want to put in any time with their pet. dogs actually do shit. you aren't going to put a cat on a leash and take it out for a run, or go to the beach and throw a frisbee for it. you dont have seeing eye cats for the blind. dogs can do all the same things cats can (which isn't saying much, because all cats do is rub up against your leg or sit in your lap for a quick cuddle) and then some.

dogs win, hands down. thread over, i trumped everyone, dont quote me, you lost the game, get owned nerds lololllollololl

Dec 28 2010 3:44PM
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KatyPerry.
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^this

ps. you're like, so mature
Dec 28 2010 4:06PM
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Dwight_Schrute
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I love cats. Mine just chills outside all day gnawing on squirrels. And then he comes in at night and sleeps with me.
Dec 28 2010 4:41PM
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thebeesknees
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my cat's never done any of those things. he was a boss rip
Dec 28 2010 4:52PM
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gus555
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you're trying to tell me your cat never ever not once in his life scratched anything ever?

also rip, losing pets sucks
Dec 28 2010 4:58PM
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iggs
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cats are badass. theres no comparison.cats need like no maintenance, and they can chill with you on the couch etc. without worrying about it taking a shit or drooling all over your stuff. you don't need to monitor how much it needs to eat or make sure they poop every day. they live way longer and they DO have personalities. they just don't bother you with chores and special needs.
Dec 28 2010 5:54PM
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thugaim
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>implying you cant train a dog to shit in a box.
Dec 28 2010 5:56PM
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iggs
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im not saying you cant but most people don't

Dec 28 2010 5:58PM
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doobiebrotha
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most dogs are pathetic, cats on the other hand are just cats.. they pretty much live a perfect life.. un like anything



plus cats are mini lions and tigers and are bad fucking ass!! what are dogs???? mans best friend? fuck that's some bullshit
Dec 28 2010 6:06PM
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RubberSoul
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you're gonna tell me you know people who have a dog who shits in a litter box, always away from people, then covers it up so that it doesn't smell?

plus dogs like eating shit so you KNOW they're geniuses..
Dec 28 2010 6:18PM
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little1337
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no you
Dec 28 2010 6:19PM
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geteducated
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fuck cats for real!

they are carriers of dementia and alzheimers and don't do shit all day. they want attention when you're trying to do something and come running into the kitchen to meow for food when you're only in their to get some water.
Dec 28 2010 6:22PM
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thugaim
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You can train non-retarded dogs to do exactly that if you wanted to. Some people just don't like having boxes of shit in their house.


Also, the argument of intelligence is rather silly. If you didn't teach kids how to use a toilet etc. they'd walk around crapping everywhere. This doesn't mean they're not as smart as cats.

Cats are nice and cute and whatnot, but they're cunts.
Dec 28 2010 6:23PM
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RubberSoul
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turns out we're in agreement after all.. haha

and i know the eating shit argument was weak, i just threw that in for the lols
Dec 28 2010 6:45PM
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Arabian.
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>broad generalizations about dogs.
Dec 28 2010 7:01PM
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SMH[-__-]
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fuck cats hate em
Dec 28 2010 7:06PM
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PJS.
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fuck this new > bullshit...unless its old in which case we're all fucked
Dec 28 2010 7:52PM
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Arabian.
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>new.


Lol.


WOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
Dec 28 2010 7:57PM
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PJS.
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i am now thoroughly convinced that you are in possession of 97.6% of the LCD in north america
Dec 28 2010 7:59PM
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PJS.
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*LSD
Dec 28 2010 8:01PM
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Arabian.
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I'm high on life dawg. Haven't done a drug in 8 months. Although sex is good and that may be melting my brain.
Dec 28 2010 8:11PM
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majora
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this is a stupid argument, people with a dog are gonna say dog, and people with a cat are gonna say cat.
Dec 28 2010 8:22PM
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AHSkier
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1st on the second page!
Dec 28 2010 8:35PM
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