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I hate it when Jesus wont stop sexting me...

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eldridge
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Is anyone else tired of the Christian police going around trying to make the world OK for Christians, like all the bullshit about keeping Christ in Christmas, or the Remove Fuck Jesus Christ group on facebook.....i mean cmon its facebook, if your not ready to be offended than dont make a facebook.
Dec 21 2010 5:19PM
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YourBoyBlue
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It was a Roman holiday, until the Romans themselves decided to pick December 25th to take focus away from the Saturnia Festival. And with the new calendar, that date became the Orthodox Christmas - sometime in January - following the calendar that Julius Caesar had made. Nice try though.

OP: So you're saying that Christians always try to force their beliefs and opinions on you, and they're really rude about it and they pick and choose points that suit them...which is what you're doing
Dec 22 2010 12:55AM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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That's what I keep hearing, but perhaps herb was just not as good back then so Mexican herb wasn't any worse than herb up here.  Probably because we imported our "dank" from Mexico back then (pre- dank colombian herb though).

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Dec 22 2010 12:56AM
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eldridge
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yeah fuck Christianity...more ganja talk! lol
Dec 22 2010 12:57AM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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Tisk Tisk
Dec 22 2010 12:57AM
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JIBpsy^^
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Ok this is the alst time i am goin to discuss this but i agree people who spread christianity by hate are not chirstian and are major pricks. Shorts to short going to hell? I smell someone who respects Shara Palin.
Dec 22 2010 12:57AM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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I smell gross nasty herb my brother is about to smoke.

We could change the topic to Sarah Palin, she's a funny woman.  I definitely would bang her, but only if she was doing a Tina Fey impersonation. 
Dec 22 2010 1:00AM
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JIBpsy^^
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Right with you bro Let change this thread to Palin, weed and Cute seals

[IMG]hickerphoto.com/data/media/65/cute_babys_T3515.jpg[/IMG]Click for larger imageClick for larger image

Dec 22 2010 1:05AM
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JIBpsy^^
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NOOOO MY SEAL PIC DIDNT WORK

heres a new one

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Dec 22 2010 1:07AM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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Damn my Costa Rican internet, can't see the pics ARGHHHH.
Seals are tight though, literally.
Dec 22 2010 1:11AM
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corona
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And what do you think Pagan means?? It means any polytheistic religion, meaning Roman mythology, meaning it was used referring to Romans. Nice try though, I guess you cleared it up a bit for others.
Dec 22 2010 1:12AM
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JIBpsy^^
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bro me and marshall jacked this thread and made it about SEALS PLAIN AND WEED now do something constructive or GTFO.
Dec 22 2010 1:13AM
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corona
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Yes Sir.

[IMG]kauaimonkseal.com/IMAGES/99.jpeg[/IMG]
Dec 22 2010 1:17AM
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eldridge
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we get a lot of really good bud in Boone, NC....and its always nice to burn a j or two on the lift isnt?
Dec 22 2010 1:21AM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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If I'm gonna burn on the lift J's are definitely where it's at. Plus Hestra Seth Morrison Pros have such great dexterity I don't even need to take off my gloves.  That alone makes them worth the price haha.
Dec 22 2010 1:24AM
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eldridge
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hell yeah it does, its a bitch having to take off my bulky ass Dakines to spark the J everytime
Dec 22 2010 1:29AM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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Plus if it's the first run and your hands get cold, they are gonna be cold until the "freeze off" and get warm again.

You know the feeling where your hands get sooooo cold they hurt, but then they eventually get warm again after a few minutes of pain?  I call that your hands "freezing off,"  Is there a real term for that? Or am I he only one who it happens too?  My hands have the shittiest circulation ever, I even get cold occasionally with my Hestras.  But they are the best gloves ever no doubt.  I just need new hands.
Dec 22 2010 1:33AM
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eldridge
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yeah mine get numb after awhile,
Dec 22 2010 1:40AM
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eldridge
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burning a j halfway through your day, makes the muscle stiffness go away!
Dec 22 2010 1:40AM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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But do then eventually warm up and feel like somebody is sticking like a million needles in them while they do.  That's how it is for me.  It's like when you have really cold feet and you immediately take a hot shower and since your feet heat up really fast from being super frozen it hurts like a mofo.  or if you have really cold hands and run them under hot water.
Dec 22 2010 1:41AM
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eldridge
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yeah i know whatcha mean, ive experienced that a few times, not since i got my dakines though
Dec 22 2010 1:43AM
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shocker611
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you have to realize that the country was founded on christian beliefs so you can live with the money, why does it bother you that much.. and quite frankly the preachers at your campus sound like complete assholes and that isnt the idea you should get about all christians.. Religion isnt the reason for republican rejection of global warming its actually a lack of definitive proof, and there are a TON of billboards with anti-religion messages, so if I feel terribly hurt that someone is forcing their athiest beliefs on me
Dec 22 2010 1:43AM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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If religion is about climate change having a lack of definitive proof why do they believe in god.  Logic fail.

Now that this thread has made a full circle I'm going to watch Six Feet Under, anyone else watch that show, it's fucking great.
Dec 22 2010 1:46AM
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eldridge
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two things: the religion debate is over in this thread and this countries founders were primarily agnostic, and theres a little thing called separation of church and state, which i like to pretend still exists sometimes
Dec 22 2010 1:46AM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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Mau5, hold this shit down, peace holmes!!!!
Dec 22 2010 1:48AM
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eldridge
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and one more thing, you really think global climate change isnt happening? wake up dude
Dec 22 2010 1:48AM
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Bart.Man
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I dont doubt that its possible its not actually the date of Jesus' birth, but thats still what the celebration is based on/ centered around
Dec 22 2010 1:48AM
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eldridge
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hell yeah Marshall, remember to burn the ganja on a daily basis!
Dec 22 2010 1:49AM
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shocker611
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ok now please describe to me how there is more proof of the universe coming from a single particle? that makes a TON more sense than having any faith at all that there may be something more to life
Dec 22 2010 1:53AM
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eldridge
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it has a helluva lot more scientific backing than the invisible man in the sky theory....but seriously no more religion in this thread
Dec 22 2010 1:55AM
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shocker611
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and no i am still on the fence about it, after going to a seminar by richard lindzen (who was getting paid to PROVE global warming), where he said after doing all of this research to prove it he actually found the direct opposite trends than what everyone was predicting, i began to not be so gung-ho on global warming
Dec 22 2010 1:55AM
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eldridge
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dude one scientist pails
Dec 22 2010 1:57AM
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eldridge
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in comparison to thousands saying there is obvious signs we are causing this, temperature level spikes like non other in history, co2 spikes unlike anything seen in ice samples
Dec 22 2010 1:58AM
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shocker611
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actually it may be a couple more than one, maybe 31,000? http://http://www.oism.org/pproject/
Dec 22 2010 1:59AM
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shocker611
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fail http://www.oism.org/pproject/
Dec 22 2010 2:00AM
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eldridge
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there are obvious signs of the damage we are doing to this planet, that cannot be argued, and global climate change is obviously influemced greatly by mankind activities
Dec 22 2010 2:01AM
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eldridge
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and what i was referring to was a republican senator cited his religion, (christianity) in saying that
Dec 22 2010 2:02AM
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shocker611
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congratulations on your opinion! i have one too
Dec 22 2010 2:02AM
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315jibber94
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you sir are dumb as fuck for creating this thread

thats like saying newschoolers shouldnt be about skiing... lol
Dec 22 2010 2:03AM
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eldridge
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global climate change doesnt exist
Dec 22 2010 2:03AM
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eldridge
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but for the last time kid....weed and seals...thats all this thread is anymore
Dec 22 2010 2:04AM
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shocker611
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i will let it get back to its intended purpose
Dec 22 2010 2:05AM
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eldridge
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no im saying they should shut the fuck up and celebrate it however they want and let me
Dec 22 2010 2:06AM
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eldridge
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celebrate it how i want
Dec 22 2010 2:06AM
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JIBpsy^^
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I am making a cult:  WEED AND SEALS
Dec 22 2010 6:44PM
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.jesus.
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not even close it's a pagan holiday in origin
Dec 22 2010 7:05PM
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Bodhisattva_
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Are you retarded?

CHRISTmas...

Dec 22 2010 7:08PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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people need to realize there isnt a man in the sky that created the earth.
Dec 22 2010 7:10PM
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.jesus.
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i hope you fucking die in a fire
Dec 22 2010 7:11PM
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Bodhisattva_
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I apologize for not reading the third page before posting.

Has anyone ever heard of a seal smoking weed? If there was somehow a picture of this, it could be badass.
Or better idea, someone photoshop a seal hitting a bong...
Dec 22 2010 7:11PM
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JIBpsy^^
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Post a pic of a seal OR GTFO.
Dec 22 2010 7:12PM
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