things that work:
girl texting at a party, standing by her self not dancing...
"hey, if i was as cool as you I would be standing over here with all my friends and not dancing"
it works, trust me.
girl dancing by her self
"Hey, my friend doesn't think you can dance"
boom, now she's grinding on your buddy and you're the best wingman ever
things that are funny:
"excuse me miss... does this rag smell like chloroform?"
you: "want to get a pizza and fuck?"
you: "what? you don't like pizza?"