my first time GETTING LAID-
met this girl through one of my friends at a (relatively) young 16 years old.
1st time we hang out. i make out with her and start laughing in the middle of it. she get pissed. but i kiss her more and it's ok.
2nd time we hang out. i drive her up to the top of a mountain. get her shirt off. her tits are huuuge, like enormous compared to her skinny little body. get her pants off. eat her out. i cannot get hard for the life of me. i will later learn they call this "performance anxiety"
3rd time we hang out. go to her house. make out on her couch. take her shirt off. huge boobs. she is gorgeous. move to her bed. get naked. make out. try to get it in. cannot find the entrance. imagine a blind guy trying to park his car in his garage; but, since he can't see he just runs into the side of his house repeatedly for 20 minutes until he finally gets in by a stroke of luck (no pun intended). lasts about 2 mintues. bam.
like with weed, it only gets better the more you do it.
met this girl through one of my friends at a (relatively) young 16 years old.
1st time we hang out. i make out with her and start laughing in the middle of it. she get pissed. but i kiss her more and it's ok.
2nd time we hang out. i drive her up to the top of a mountain. get her shirt off. her tits are huuuge, like enormous compared to her skinny little body. get her pants off. eat her out. i cannot get hard for the life of me. i will later learn they call this "performance anxiety"
3rd time we hang out. go to her house. make out on her couch. take her shirt off. huge boobs. she is gorgeous. move to her bed. get naked. make out. try to get it in. cannot find the entrance. imagine a blind guy trying to park his car in his garage; but, since he can't see he just runs into the side of his house repeatedly for 20 minutes until he finally gets in by a stroke of luck (no pun intended). lasts about 2 mintues. bam.
like with weed, it only gets better the more you do it.
