wow. i'd hate to see what she said to her parents when she didnt get a pony
-Drop knees, not bombs
"Cigarette on the in run, no shirt on the takeoff, land switch into pow? Only Charley Ager, baby"
-"Just a quadruple stage , to an 800 foot cliff with a tree on fire at the bottom. No problem, Ill just rip it outta the ground and eat it"
"I would totally lose my virginity to a fat chick for a free season pass"-RayL
"Fuck yeah, you don't see Shawn White getting blackout drunk down here do you?" TOM WALLISCH
"i usually just wear a hat because it is softer than a helmet and will do more good." - houndmaster
"I love your icon, it always seems to headbang perfectly to the music!" - powderbro
"brb gonna cum in my eyes." - Arabian.
"you believe that anything with a bad reputation is ruined and sucks? This makes no sense at all." - AR6rider
"you are THE most ignorant person ive ever encountered on ns, and thats saying something." - paperplanes
I bet she asked to get double stuffed. Noone wanted to....
T "It's my storm. I can make it do whatever I want."
"What the fuck is wrong with you kids?! How would you like it if I came and had sex in front of your house?"
"I heard you guys banned a chick with thyroid cancer cause she was weird looking.
You guys are fucking terrible."- awsomoz$
We were all expecting something GRAND for our massive efforts down the line. Needless to say, all the money went to drive us 100km from home and play frisbee golf for a week at a "resort" aimed for trips for retarded people"
Hai : )
But chicks love that shit almost as much as they love smiley faces... And we all know bitches fucking love smiley faces. - thugaim
Arabian. here, taking a quick break from sucking dick and redesigning drapes to tell you that I approve of this thread - Arabian
It's not like I burst out of the womb going La Di Da shitting rainbows and sneezing glitter.
I had to be sure. - Arabian.
my girlfriend just knows afterbang involves no cuddling - dbchili.