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Vodka is awesome

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FUUUCK
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You can only drink one kind of hard liquor for the rest of your life.. what do you choose?

Before you ask... beer is not an option.

I like vodka yummmmmmmmmm... if you pick vodka, which vodka? I like stoli and finlandia.

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Dec 15 2010 12:57AM
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dex.
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beer
Dec 15 2010 1:17PM
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skibum81290
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Dec 15 2010 1:21PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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apparently I missed the memo somewhere along the line, but when did vodka suddenly become a "chick drink"? Most vodkas are 80 proof, or 40% alcohol, which puts them in line with most other hard liquors strength wise. I could understand it if we were talking about wine coolers, but we aren't so someone fill me in.

At any rate, if I had to choose one liquor to drink for the rest of my life, then I would have to choose Jeppson's Marlort. I highly doubt any of you even know what that is.

For real though, it would be hard for me to choose between vodka and rum for my lifetime alcohol. I drink more vodka than rum, but I thoroughly enjoy both.
Dec 15 2010 1:36PM
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RubberSoul
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people call vodka a chick drink when they can't handle crushing bottles of it
Dec 15 2010 1:51PM
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TheHamburglar
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perfect for snowy climates, fireplaces, frank sinatra, and some good ol' fashion fucking
Dec 15 2010 1:59PM
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Rbamf
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vodka cranberry= chick drink
vodka straight= man drink


Dec 15 2010 2:00PM
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MikeTK
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Big V and Orange juice :)
Dec 15 2010 2:01PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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that sounds about right. i'd challenge anyone to smash a handle with me and then try and call it a chick drink.
Dec 15 2010 3:12PM
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.jersey
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jack daniels or johnny walker black label.
Dec 15 2010 3:15PM
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TheWiseOne
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I usually like watever brand my friends have.
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Dec 15 2010 3:18PM
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TheWiseOne
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Named after my home Cape Cod
Dec 15 2010 3:19PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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The real wild turkey sternly looks down upon your watered down, newer, sweeter version of the best liquor ever.

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Dec 15 2010 3:31PM
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KFRADtheLaxBro
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Southern Comfort.
Dec 15 2010 3:35PM
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c.hale
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Jenkins gets me ripped for $9.50 per handle
Dec 15 2010 3:38PM
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*Nickdel*
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ever hear of personal preference?
Dec 15 2010 3:40PM
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MADDECENT
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This would definitely be up there for me.
Dec 15 2010 4:12PM
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Timotheezy.
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you tell em
Dec 15 2010 4:24PM
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factory81
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this stuff is too creamy to consider drinking for the rest of my life.

i would get fat and die
Dec 15 2010 4:26PM
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clark.
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Hmm...either Malibu, Bailey's, or Citrus Smirnoff
Dec 15 2010 4:26PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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ever hear of getting trolled?
Dec 15 2010 4:26PM
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Benjo
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wotan all the way
Dec 15 2010 4:32PM
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Mr.Turtle
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Maker's Mark
Dec 15 2010 4:33PM
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Petey.
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There should not have been any posts after this one.
Dec 15 2010 4:42PM
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DoublyDeeze
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yea vodka is very feminin and my last resort...


Dec 15 2010 4:58PM
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*Nickdel*
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easy there big cheese
Dec 15 2010 4:59PM
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chicken
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Whiskey
Dec 15 2010 5:00PM
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Jaggy_Snake
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This. But if it was vodka, then I'd go for Toffee Vodka, it's the only vodka I like...
Dec 15 2010 5:02PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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it's ok. at first I was like "WTF?!??!!??", too.
Dec 15 2010 5:04PM
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shocker611
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SOOOCOOOO
Dec 15 2010 7:14PM
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MikeTK
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i can no longer drink Rich and Rare.

i was really hungover in school the next day, and now cheap whiskey makes me gag
Dec 15 2010 7:21PM
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steezemeister
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you dirty hipster you
Dec 15 2010 7:32PM
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Smuffy
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i can thank this man for showing the most delicious liquor i have ever tasted. this stuff tastes like candy
Dec 15 2010 7:34PM
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MANDER
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which can sometimes lead people to go to far...like the night i showed it to you...
Dec 15 2010 7:45PM
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Smuffy
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you loved it dont lie. that was a sick night
Dec 15 2010 8:05PM
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Dylan_
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ciroc
Dec 15 2010 8:08PM
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p-oskier
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Its good but I would probably get tired of only drinking that shit
Dec 15 2010 10:01PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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hipster? really? do you know what jeppson's is? it's the most vile, disgusting, terrible tasting hard liquor I've ever drank in my entire life. do hipster's really drink that shit? my friends and I drink it as a joke because it's basically a pissing contest to see who can man up and drink the stuff. it literally tastes like stomach bile. i'm the furthest thing from a hipster that you've ever met. i don't have a problem with them really (I pretty much like everyone), but I'm definitely not a hipster.
Dec 15 2010 11:17PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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i must say that I am quite impressed with your skills. you really have some people bent out of shape over the whole "VODKA SUCKS YOU PUSSIES" argument. However, I'm pretty sure that some of the others aren't trolling though, and to that I still inquire as to how they justify calling vodka a chick drink.
Dec 15 2010 11:20PM
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vailsux.com
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If I had the money I would drink straight makers mark. Second choice would be tanqueray. Third would be just about any vodka, it doesn't really matter as long as it doesn't taste cheap.
Dec 15 2010 11:32PM
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BMB
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this is what my friend's and I drank last year, it is probably the worst vodka you can get, but for some reason it guaranteed some good times.[IMG]badgerwest.com/images/TaakaVodka.jpg[/IMG]
Dec 15 2010 11:56PM
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Twinjibber77
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Anything that isn't charcoal filtered in the Vodka realm.
Dec 16 2010 12:02AM
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Bodhisattva_
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Cognac, it tastes like God when your on ecstasy.....
But BV is the shit. it's cheap, and I feel like I can fit in with my redneck friends when I half a half gallon in a plastic jug....
Dec 16 2010 12:07AM
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Twinjibber77
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hahahahahahahaha!!!
Dec 16 2010 12:19AM
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