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bakedpow
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Not your first time having sex.

What was your first experience with alcohol/ marijuana like?? Did you feel it the first time you smoked?? I didn't really feel anything

I was at my friends cabin with a couple buddies and his older sister and friends were toking around a fire and they asked if we wanted to join fun times ensued.

What about you Newschoolers??
Dec 13 2010 11:18PM
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Dhane
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wait, dropkick murphys told you to shotgun a beer? did i just read that correctly
Dec 14 2010 10:41AM
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Kirsakid
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When I was a baby my rents uses to put me asleep by putting giving me Alcohal lol, my first beer was when I was 7 that my dad gave me when we were at my uncles cottage its a Estonian thing to do while having a sauna. My first time getting drunk was some time during grade 8 same with weed nothing really special. My first time getting totally fucked up was during a hockey party in grade nine and only remember like 30 mins of the night, I got in deep shit cause I piled all over the car on the way home L.Upton was there and told me what I did. And I get high regularly mow but got really high second time only a little high first time and really high now
Dec 14 2010 10:54AM
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ECB
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Yup. They were like, first time drinking, don't be a pussy.

Relative of mine plays bagpipes for them, that's how I got to hang with them.



Then my second time drinking was at a strip club in Vegas haha
Dec 14 2010 10:58AM
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monsterdong11
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my first time drinking was also my first time smoking when i was a freshman. me and a couple buddies just went all out for our first time getting fucked up and stole like 6-8 bottles from a grocery store by my house after school on a friday. we then went behind it in the parking lot and got wasted then met up w some other kids and traded them like two bottles for a ton of weed. only one of us had smoked before and so he basically coached all of us while we were doing it. needless to say majority of the group ended up yacking and one kid passed out in some bushes. we all ended up crashing at my friends and i dont think anyone made it past 8 o clock since we started at like 4. good times good times
Dec 14 2010 11:13AM
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Bar_Down
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i definitely felt it my first time smoking. summer going into grade 9, my parents were gone and it was friday night and my best friend was over and we were just chillin. then my older brother comes home with a few friends, and the doorbell kept ringing every like 15 minutes after that, and next thing you know, my brother is having a full out party. my brother and his friends were chill so they let us hang with them all night. anyways at the end of the night, all the guys were sitting out in the backyard in a huge circle smoking weed and my buddy and i joined in. the joint did not stop going around i was trippin out. being an amateur i was like yo guys i didnt think smoking a joint would take this long, and they answered lol dog, this is the 6th joint we smoke right in a row. needless to say i was baked as fuck
Dec 14 2010 11:17AM
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matt.s
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went something like this

Pot Smoke from Mike Dempsey on Vimeo.

Dec 14 2010 11:47AM
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Heinzler
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First time I smoked, it was out of a vape attached to a bong. I was stoneddddddd. Me and 3 buddies ended up sending $50 at mcdonalds later thAt day
Dec 14 2010 11:58AM
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scratchproteen
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first time drunk was 11th grade at my buddies house...we took a bottle of his parents Captain and made Captain&Coke until we passed out.

first time getting high was 10th grade at some seniors house...some dude smoked me and my buddies up all for the first time on the deck, didn't feel to much....but to this day when ever we have time we get together and smoke all day.
Dec 14 2010 12:05PM
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Da_Buddha
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Dec 14 2010 4:47PM
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Yack
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first time smoking was before big sean concert, it was bad and I couldn't control any of my actions and was super pararnoid, once i was in the concert though everything was amazing, I immediately loved a song that had good bass (almost any song haha)
Dec 14 2010 5:15PM
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hoodratz47
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first time i got drunk i was 12.. me and my buddy stole some cheap brandy from his dad and started drinking.. he caught us.. and he was drinking to.. figured he get us really drunk.. so we drank scotch with him and the next day. my fuck was i ever hung over. and he came down. and laughed at us.

first time i got stoned. the last day of highschool me and my cousin went down to the Forrest park by my old house. and smoke two bowls of trainwreck.. now.. i tel you what.. i was sooo fucking HIGH. i thougt i was on endor with the chewbacca, my cousin was buggin out. kept checking his shoes to make sure they were tied. and when we snuck back into my parents house.. jeff proced to eat two dozen crispy cremes.... and i went to bed and played with my cat. and the next day went and skied!
Dec 14 2010 5:22PM
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.JPolster
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Grade ten my friends aunt left a shit load of booze for the guy housestitting for her so we went over and got really drunk. 8 beers, Gin shots, 5 mikes hard lemonades
Dec 14 2010 6:15PM
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BITS
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Ok Pelle :) syyygt
Dec 15 2010 9:28AM
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14.
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Cool

Dec 15 2010 9:37AM
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bakedpow
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What about the first time you got caught??
I got caught freshman year. My parents knew nothing about weed then i sat them down and made them watch The Union and How the west was won. Got them learned
What about you guys??


Dec 15 2010 9:48AM
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Kirsakid
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First time I got caught drinking was when I puked in my car tried to blame it on the mcdonalds but my dad didn't fall for he didn't really care but my mm freaked out. I've been caught so many tomes for weed my knim fucking finds everything and gets really pissed but my dad doesn't care
Dec 15 2010 9:57AM
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naturday
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the first time i never got drunk i was 18 and i kept saying i felt like i was on a boat rocking back and forth. this guy made me sit next to him and he told me everything was going to be ok. I told him no it was not i felt sea sick and he should go away. he said it would be ok and tried to kiss me. I barfed in his face.
Dec 15 2010 6:57PM
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Rbamf
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this thread could have been so much cooler


Dec 16 2010 5:38PM
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iggs
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first time smokin, did feel it. Went over to a burger place and ate an ass load of food, then went over to a friends and tramp seshed for a while
Dec 16 2010 6:44PM
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TheDude
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irst time drinking took 8 shotsin like 20 minutres i think. puked like 4 hours later. good night
Dec 16 2010 6:46PM
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raidergti
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i dont smoke cuz the one time i did i thought i wasnt high after smoking alot, that is until i spent $30 at mcdonalds.  ive been drinkin pbr on a regular basis for like a year now. 
Dec 16 2010 6:53PM
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No_Dub
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first time drunk: ski patrol annual party, 8th grade. two kegs of bud, one of bl. drank like 4 big cups and went sledding.

first time smoked: 8th grade summer, me and my best friend smoked from his great grandfathers corn cob pipe lolololol

first time high: ^^^


im a junior now and have since become an alcoholic and a weekend toker.
Dec 16 2010 7:00PM
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Brock.
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first time smoking weed was early grade 7, didn't get high/had a huge headache, Then in the first week of grade 10 I hit my friends bong and went offfff for the rest of that year, i honestly cannot remember a weekend that didn't involve burning bud. I quit in September though because I was overall just sick of it, got some less than awesome trips and whatnot. Just sticking to the cigs for now.

And the first time i got legitimately drunk was the last few days of grade 9 when i went to Canada's Wonderland. We picked up a 60 of absolute and divvied it into mcd's cups with sprite haha
Dec 16 2010 7:18PM
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Justyle
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I think it was grade 6... My two younger brothers raced and my parents left me alone at the cabin to go to another hill for their race and come back (the race was at a close resort).. ANYWAYS i ended up slamming a quarter bottle of vodka and a 26 of vermouth.. ew.. ruined vodka to this day for me. At 90 pounds that much liquor dosnt go down too well. I got my stomach pumped and ran arround the village like an idiot. being a small mountain i was recognized as "that litle kid who was smashed in the village"... bud was at the hill too... but no where near as epic
Dec 16 2010 7:22PM
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bakedpow
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And that is a good thing?
Dec 16 2010 7:50PM
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TheHamburglar
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Haha thats what i was thinking
Dec 16 2010 8:11PM
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TheHamburglar
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Dont remember first time drunk. First time high, maybe 7th time smoking, hit a little pipe packed with bomb shit, never been so high in my life, but
Dec 16 2010 8:12PM
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TheHamburglar
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But im trying. Fuck iphones
Dec 16 2010 8:13PM
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ChrisSkisChronic
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Drinking: 9 or 10, my dad put a shot of Appletons in my eggnog when we were decorating our christmas tree. I giggled like a drunk 9 year old then layed down on the couch and watched my parents decorate.

High: 14, with 2 of my buddies. They fashioned a bong out of a waterbottle, a steel pipe and a ratchet head. I was ripped as fuck, everything was groovy and shiny and I was getting mad picture frames (like an olde timey movie) Went to back to friends house appreciated his mom's paintings, ate tostitoes and drank Fresca (best shit i'd ever tasted). Then we played Nazi Zombies for a while. We went back out and smoked more bowls out of an apple, found a giant spider and smoked it out.


That's my tale
Dec 16 2010 8:20PM
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Rbamf
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my first time GETTING LAID-

met this girl through one of my friends at a (relatively) young 16 years old. 

1st time we hang out.  i make out with her and start laughing in the middle of it.  she get pissed.  but i kiss her more and it's ok.

2nd time we hang out.  i drive her up to the top of a mountain.  get her shirt off.  her tits are huge, like enormous compared to her skinny little body.  get her pants off.  eat her out.  i cannot get hard for the life of me.  i will later learn they call this "performance anxiety"

3rd time we hang out.  go to her house.  make out on her couch.  take her shirt off.  huge boobs.  awesome.  she is gorgeous.  move to her bed.  get naked.  make out.  try to get it in.  cannot find the entrance.  imagine a blind guy trying to park a car in a garage, and he hits the house repeatedly for 20 minutes until he finally gets in the garage by some stroke of luck.  so this is how sex feels.  lasts about 2 mintues.  bam.

like with weed, it only gets better the more you do it.
Dec 16 2010 8:25PM
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Zimmerman
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no. different thread for this.
Dec 16 2010 8:30PM
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Master_Debater
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my first time blazing i felt like i was wearing a sweater that had lots of lines and it went up and down my body and felt amazing and i had a super clear concious and i felt like i could do anything :)
Dec 16 2010 9:19PM
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Rbamf
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good call yo
Dec 16 2010 10:00PM
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bakedpow
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???
Dec 16 2010 10:00PM
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Huck_Norris
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My first time smokin' the reefer my friends and I almost blow'd ourselves up.

We crushed up a soda can, snuck out to the garage and fired up in the back of my dad's old boat. Smoked a few bowls of schwaggish mersh and then went to clean up the matches (yes, matches) only to find that we had been throwing them down onto gas cans in the boat.

Dec 16 2010 10:04PM
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eljusto.
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nothing first time..
Dec 16 2010 10:05PM
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.jesus.
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first time smoking i became one with the walls and tripped fucking ass
first time drinking meh didn't do shit but make me dizzy
Dec 16 2010 10:30PM
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Dobies.
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smoking (senior year) - buddies cottage. smoked way too much. got mad paranoid about my heart rate, like i felt like i was going to have a heart attack and shit. soo scary. and my legs wouldn't stop convulsing at all, kind of like a violent cold shiver you can't control

drinking- same cottage, junior year, buddies grad party. Had some friends pull 2 thirty racks out of their cars and walk through all the adults before it was dark. i thought they were so bad ass. started drinking and finally felt it and got wasted. fun night.
Dec 16 2010 11:01PM
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k-rob
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so why did you post here then?
Dec 16 2010 11:19PM
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bakedpow
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Go away. If you even bothered to read you wouldn't be wasting space.
Dec 16 2010 11:24PM
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Lioncourt
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My first time smoking weed was at school in 10th grade. I had smoked like 3 years prior to this a few times but yeah. Here it goes.

I had like 6 hits from 2 peoples different bowls at lunch time in school. Got super stoned and completely forgot about how to function as a human being. I was way to baked to go to class and not get noticed, so I hid underneath my friend's cubicle and had closed eye visuals. I am very sensitive to thc.
Dec 16 2010 11:24PM
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mattytru
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doesn't make you any cooler than someone who does
Dec 16 2010 11:29PM
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JahJahBinks
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Anyone here done crack?
Dec 16 2010 11:39PM
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bakedpow
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been there done that
Dec 16 2010 11:45PM
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penguinslide
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for weed, I was 15 and wouldnt smoke before because I'm a runner. I was with three friends, we went into the woods behind one of our houses, I coughed forever and fell asleep as soon as I sat down.

drinking, I was 16, at a friends house for july 4, did a tequila shot, played kings cup, had an awesome night.

Dec 17 2010 1:16AM
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snowdon
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First time getting caught drinking: Got an MIP in the dorms. That turned out to be the most expensive two shots of my life. Fuuuuuccckkk Utah.

My parents, however, never found out.
Dec 17 2010 1:27AM
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no_steeze
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the first time i was ever high was after eating some special cake. we played call of duty and it hit me like a fucking brick wall and i started tripping ass. it was really strong cake and i'd never been high before. we then got brinner and everything was awesome again

the first time i smoked i didn't get high. i didn't know how to do it and i was really nervous about coughing in front of my friends and them laughing at me so i just put it in my mouth and blew it out

the 2nd time i smoked i got really really high

first time i drank i didnt get drunk, it was just casual beers.

first time i got drunk i took it pretty easy, got a nice buzz going, called it a night. i eased myself into drinking until i could gauge how drunk i am at a certain point. now i keep it in control or i just choose for it to get out of hand. i'm really glad i didnt black out and puke everywhere my first time drinking, that's no fun for the first time
Dec 17 2010 1:32AM
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Schlop
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Drinking: I was with my girlfriend, in the eighth grade and we snuck out and got wasted on about the second last day of school in June, it was rad. she cut her foot on a piece of glass and still has the scar.

blazing: I was at my local hill and got the short straw and had to take the single line while my friends took the quad. Three middle aged guys that looked really successful and nice lit a joint and asked if I blaze. I said yes, of course, and got kinda stoned. I felt like the cool kid all day
Dec 17 2010 3:44AM
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Schlop
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2nd time getting drunk. Summer before 9th grade. I was four beers and two gulps deep at this point and I was certainly feeling it.

Me and my two bffls are in the McDonalds bathroom, and what I have to drink is a full Coke bottle of jungle juice. That is, some whiskey, some rum, some gin, a lot of vodka- you get the point.

So my friend eggs me on to down the whole thing, and counts me down. I fucking did it, and blacked out. I have flashbacks of being at a skatepark, talking to my girlfriend, and getting punched in the face, but the night ended with my passed out ass in a wahmbulance. 14 years old and the rents didn't find it as funny as I did
Dec 17 2010 4:54AM
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jillytea
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drinking- i was 13 at my cousins wedding. ya i didnt notice i was drunk except my cousin kept making fun of me trying to make me fall over. it was fun. i danced a lot.

smoking- summer between 7 and 8 grade in a graveyard with my 2 friends and her older sister. we smoked a blunt. it was really awesome. i was so high i just sat there blank at first not realizing i was alive and felt like i was in a dream. we went back to the house and ate a box of fiber one bars. it was real fun and to this day i have a love for mariganjaa

Dec 17 2010 4:54PM
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