This was such a fail of a troll thread haha. I think you should go crawl back into what ever hole you came out of and try again in a few weeks.
1) Never fry bacon when you're naked.
2) Always keep at least one foot on the floor when it comes to eating dinner,drinking tequila or playing cards.
3)never EVER under any circumstances eat the yellow snow.
but.. but tom wallisch wears tall t's-Mgrange