Tonight I have narrowed down my liquor purchasing options to two choices. I can either buy a couple of 40s, probably colt 45s, or I can buy 1/5 of some liquor, preferably whiskey. Probably some jim bean or JD. I'm not a huge drinker and I know I will be getting shitfaced off of whatever I buy, a single 40 will do that to me.
I would only be taking a few shots haha not trying to kill $20-30 worth of alcohol in a night...if I buy hard alcohol, it's not going to be stupidly cheap and I savor that shit. I know my limits relatively well.
I would get beer, but it takes a lot of beer to get me drunk and I don't enjoy having to take a leak when the bathroom line is stupidly long.
40s are always a safe choice but what is a 1/5? how much liquor is that? 26? 40?
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