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PhattSarah
Posts: 602 - Karma: 11
Some of you may object to me posting this, but Fairygirl and I have been talking and it needs to be said! We have decided that girls go through far too much. Not only do we have to go through the pain of periods (yes, they do hurt- a lot), and the inconvenience of them, we also have to g through childbirth which I'm sure is going to hurt like hell!!!!
Do guys have any equivilent of this that we should know about??? There was something I read the other day about guys having a thing like PMS (or PMT), and that is rather unfair coz that is our only excuse to be bitches!!!!
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May 21 2002 2:15AM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
Having to put up with you for a week every month.
May 21 2002 2:18AM
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Big_Willy
Posts: 2865 - Karma: 6
I used to have a good rebuttle for this, but I forgot.
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May 21 2002 2:20AM
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PhattSarah
Posts: 602 - Karma: 11
Yeah, but think of what we have to go through- no wonder we're pissed off!!
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May 21 2002 2:20AM
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chimprevolution
Posts: 392 - Karma: 13
girls can be fasinably late and guys get bitched at.... and girls can get out of lots of stuff, and they always have good excuses
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'forget cheezy bread, lure into the darkside you will...
now the cinnabread is it where it at'

-me after my friend had the choice of cinna or chezzy bread
May 21 2002 2:23AM
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Lord_Piot
Posts: 3727 - Karma: 13
its not our fault your female now is it?

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Mitch: *Takes Piot's Pillow*
Piot: 'Give it back you fat barrel of monkey spunk'
May 21 2002 2:23AM
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Lord_Piot
Posts: 3727 - Karma: 13
haha im kidding about the baking thing lol.


Mitch: *Takes Piot's Pillow*
Piot: 'Give it back you fat barrel of monkey spunk'
May 21 2002 2:24AM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
I'm sorry, I didn't really mean that.
I think that's why it's important for a guy to take care of his girl and make her feel special.
May 21 2002 2:27AM
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PhattSarah
Posts: 602 - Karma: 11
This is the third time I have posted in my own thread which is rather sad but: if you guys got cramps so bad that they mad you faint and throw up, you would probably whinge that you were dying! Try getting them every month and wonder why we bitch!
Most girls would love for guys to get one REALLY bad period in their life time, and then you'd probably understand why your girlfriend's bitch about it!!!
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May 21 2002 2:28AM
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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
The whole week is just painfull, and guys, you all need to pay attention to this, even if you think it's gross. Periods hurt sooo much... Cramps... Ouch. It's uncomfortable, and you have to worry about 'leaks'... It's not really something you ever get used to. Lots of guys crack jokes about how it must be a girls 'time of the month' if she's in a bad mood, but it's not a laughing matter. It can *REALLY* hurt! I've had such bad cramps that I could hardly stand, let alone walk... Yeah, I know, you all *really* needed to hear that. Okay, okay, I've had my rant. I'll be quiet, for now.


Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'
James: 'It doesn't.'
Me: 'It does though.'
James: 'Yeah, it really does.'
(Ten minutes later.)
James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'
May 21 2002 2:30AM
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PhattSarah
Posts: 602 - Karma: 11
Rebel you sweetie, we need more guys like you! Come to Australia and look after me!
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May 21 2002 2:33AM
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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
Noo!! Stay here!! We need you!! lol


Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'
James: 'It doesn't.'
Me: 'It does though.'
James: 'Yeah, it really does.'
(Ten minutes later.)
James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'
May 21 2002 2:37AM
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WAskier720
Posts: 891 - Karma: 10
I cant wait to pass a kidney stone mmm sounds like hurtiness.
Girls put up with some shitty shit thats fo sho.
but still sometimes why get bitchy at us when we are trying to be nice, we dont make you go thru it

Free the cheesy bread
May 21 2002 2:46AM
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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
No, guys don't make us go through it. It's something that's forced upon us. Not everyone, but some guys, say really insensitive things though. On top of dealing with all the shit that comes with having your period, girls don't need that.


Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'
James: 'It doesn't.'
Me: 'It does though.'
James: 'Yeah, it really does.'
(Ten minutes later.)
James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'
May 21 2002 2:49AM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
Yah, you gotta totally look out for chicks, only if they're cool. If they're not cool then you can be mean to them like anyone else but a cool chick is a rare thing and deserves to be treated good. Sometimes she may want quiet time or just to be hugged, so that's what you do, Damnit Rebel, there needs to be more guys like us in the world, lol, jk.

but hot damn, 'Having to put up with you for a week every month' was a good burn!! haha.


~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
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May 21 2002 4:04AM
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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
Tim, why'd you at the kidding part? There *should* be more guys like you and rebel in the world... You're both such sweeties.. lol :)


Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'
James: 'It doesn't.'
Me: 'It does though.'
James: 'Yeah, it really does.'
(Ten minutes later.)
James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'
May 21 2002 4:08AM
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Beanzerelly
Posts: 208 - Karma: 10
we have to fricking get a user manual to figure you girls out!! that is harder and more painful than anything!! not knowing what you want all the time and all that man to me that is pretty painful!
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May 21 2002 4:08AM
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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
Oh, and I mean 'sweeties' in the manliest way possible ;)


Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'
James: 'It doesn't.'
Me: 'It does though.'
James: 'Yeah, it really does.'
(Ten minutes later.)
James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'
May 21 2002 4:08AM
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Dkr
Posts: 936 - Karma: 11
Rebel is right
May 21 2002 4:21AM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
where is that that you have to go in the army? Where you live brah?

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
-Jesus had 1080's!-
May 21 2002 6:44AM
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FreshCoast
Posts: 5602 - Karma: 34
It is all about helping each other out! I agree girls have to go through a lot more pain, and have ups and downs in thier lives, but so do guys! There is a lot of crap we have to deal with too(sorry can't think of a good example...lol)! I think we are all here to be there for eachother, guys to comfort girls when they aren't feeling so hot and vice versa. Makes every downs a little less painful.
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May 21 2002 8:38AM
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zoltyi
Posts: 540 - Karma: 10
The whole period things suck but I have a male equivalent for some people. I get really bad migranes every once in a while. The last one was pretty bad. I had a headache that is indescribable for three hours and it made me throw up. Granted I don't get them once a month but they still suck.

I got something girls don't have to deal with that a lot of guys do. Male Pattern Baldness.


Women plan for the future by naming their unborn children while men plan for the future by buying two cases of beer
May 21 2002 9:50AM
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Canadian_kicker
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 13
wow u girls got it harsh.... I am really lucky. doesnt hurt me none..

and yeah well guys can be really dumb about it.. bad thing is. when a guy doesnt even want to TOUCH you let alone be around you when he knows your on your rag.. now that sucks.. its not like we are some disease easily contagious to males...
And well i mean guys go through other shit that we dont probably know about. personally. i think that we where given this *gift* (how aweful to call it that..) for a reason and it isnt a good enuf reason to bitch or make other peoples lives miserable... if u need to bitch they should be diserving of a good bitching. not because u feel like ranting out. (dont think i ahvent bitched people out for no reason.. i have my days.. i just dont think its fair)
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May 21 2002 10:01AM
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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
Yeah, I *usually* don't complain about it... but last night I was very angry about it... It hurt so much!!! I'd like to thank the little red pills for making the pain go away....


Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'
James: 'It doesn't.'
Me: 'It does though.'
James: 'Yeah, it really does.'
(Ten minutes later.)
James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'
May 21 2002 10:37AM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
Ive had this argument so many times:

-girls get more out of sex (multiple orgasms)
- Girls just have to sit and look pretty to have guys hit on them
- GIRLS ARE FUCKING EXPENSIVE, YOU GET ALL THE FREE SHIT
- You get rides anywhere you want
- You have tits.
- True, you have a lot of bad shit too

but guys have:
-shrinkage
-kick in the balls
-to work for their money, which they spend on women
-fucking annoying body hair
-to shave every morning
-tight bathing suits that cling
-to worry about sexual performance 10 times as much and get 1/10 the dopeamine and seratonin as women get in their orgasms
- we don't have the capacity to give the miracle of birth....not that I'd want to, but some guys have said they wish they could......fags
- to eat out girls
- to go shopping with girls
- put up with their fucking bitching

im done







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May 21 2002 12:02PM
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Canadian_kicker
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 13
shawn u were done a long time ago. and. hmmmm
to answer that. u dont HAVE to eat us out.. thats your choice. stop bitchin.
if u get kicked in the nads, u deserved it.. its not like it spontaniously happened..... you DONT have to come shopping with us. and you DONT have to spend money on us.. ITS YOUR CHOICE TOO. and if u really wanted too,,, u could buy a pair of swimshorts 10 times to big for you and wear that.but im sure your really small as it is and u dont ahve to worry about that haha.. :P jks.
but yeha girls dont have a choice, they have to have their periods.. you are bitching about things u choose to do.. so shush!
I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
May 21 2002 12:26PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
first of all cryss, you'd better stop hating on the size of my substancial member

and we don't CHOOSE to, 'cause if we don't CHOOSE to, we don't get LAID!

and you know it's true, it's only not true when it's a real relationship with love and shit.....so eat it







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May 21 2002 12:30PM
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Canadian_kicker
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haha if u cant get 'insta-laid' then i guys youd be 'choosing' now wouldnt u. um yupp! i win. so there :P
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May 21 2002 12:33PM
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ski2824
Posts: 1786 - Karma: 18
i could say a lot of things, but i'm choosing to keep quiet lol
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May 21 2002 1:19PM
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RiverRipper
Posts: 700 - Karma: 9
Someone has to be the asshole here.

Why did God give girls their period...cause they deserve it.

My dad said never trust something that bleeds for 4 days a month and doesnt die.

Girls know if they couldnt bitch about that they would find something else to bitch about. Girls may have to give birth and be pregnant for 9 months but guys have to deal with a fat pregnant bitch for 9 months...which is worse? HAHAHA, if this offends any girl sorry but get over it and have a sense of humor.
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May 21 2002 2:11PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 72
it's even. girls have problems.... guys have problems.

And girls really don't have any idea how much it hurts to get kicked in the nuts. I would say it hurts as much as anything can hurt, it's like the maximum amount of pain you can feel (but it only lasts for a while then you want to puke)

'I had lost a lot of things under this deck....'- My Grandma 'what.. like your viginity?'

$1080PLP$: 'i just love canadian boys.. ' but really it was Brooke.
May 21 2002 2:32PM
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mauii
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some guys have to pass kidney stones..its like trying to blow a marble through a straw!

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May 21 2002 3:17PM
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zoltyi
Posts: 540 - Karma: 10
The whole pregnancy thing is also a choice. Most of the time when guys get hit in the nuts it's not deserved it's an accident i.e. soccer ball to the nuts, nutting yourself on a rail, falling while skiing etc., etc. So it doesn happen spontaneously.


Women plan for the future by naming their unborn children while men plan for the future by buying two cases of beer
May 21 2002 3:21PM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
I have NO problem with going down on a chick, as long as several conditions are met:

1. Well maintained. I don't like to floss while i eat food, so why would it be any different in this situation?
2. If i have the decency to keep my balls nice and fragrant, you should at least have the common courtesy to do the same.
3. I best be gettin' my knob slobbed in return :-)


'I am going back online. I feel safe there.' - Piot Modrak aka lord_piot
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May 21 2002 4:10PM
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LineJono
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skipimp ,got it right
May 21 2002 4:22PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 72
yeah yeti.... I've got no problem as long as it's it's gonna be a two way street.

'I had lost a lot of things under this deck....'- My Grandma 'what.. like your viginity?'

$1080PLP$: 'i just love canadian boys.. ' but really it was Brooke.
May 21 2002 4:27PM
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nipe
Posts: 2586 - Karma: 6
heheh yeah two way street

and we gotta take care of girls more anyways, because we are the guys and we have to be nice to them, theyre all we have. when its theyre time of the month its not fun for them at all so if they need a hug or something to tell them that we care about them and try to make them as happy and comfortable as possible at least we can be nice to them, if we lose girls we lose our sane-ness ..or..something



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May 21 2002 5:53PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
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But you girls have boobs, you can use them for evil, and usually do.
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May 21 2002 6:13PM
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FreshCoast
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Yeah, what nipe said, girls need our comfort as much as we need them. Its all about helping eachother, like I said earlier!
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May 21 2002 6:21PM
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PhattSarah
Posts: 602 - Karma: 11
Boobs suck! Guys talk to them instead of your face, they hurt, they're a damn inconvinience! I'm convinced that if a lot of you had them you'd just play with them all day, but we don't! If you get hit in them during sport, it hurts, just like you guys and your balls! So please be careful and we will too.
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May 21 2002 7:00PM
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PhattTim
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HAHAHAHAHAH YETI!!!@! LOL!!!!!! 'Get my knob slobbed' HAHAHAHAHAH, that's the greatest quote of all time, HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
-Jesus had 1080's!-
May 21 2002 7:04PM
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Gdawg3
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 10
Girls can just lay back and get screwed, guys have to do all the work...
May 21 2002 7:07PM
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Diabhal
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Both sexes suck it doesn't matter, we both need to be nice to each other in times when they're down. If a girl is pms'ing leave her be, and don't agravate her. And if a guy has just gotten sacked or ended up with blue balls, don't make fun of him and laugh at him, think of how badly it hurts. We all have bad shit, but it's better to look at the upsides.
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May 21 2002 7:09PM
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PhattSarah
Posts: 602 - Karma: 11
Good call! That is probably the best reply I've seen in this thread, and I think we should all follow your lead!
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May 21 2002 7:12PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
how bout we all get drunk and fuck instead?

cryss, as if you think you won...this is far from over.....>:l (its supposed to be a glare.....damn i hate computers)







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May 21 2002 8:14PM
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Faoda
Posts: 381 - Karma: 10
NO! PhattSarah! Hands off rebel! He's MINE!



'The first girl I ever kissed sneezed in my mouth.' - A depressed John 'Sully' Sullivan.
May 21 2002 8:27PM
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sirjibsalot
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we get things called erection..they come out of no where and they are uncontolable so you have to hide it some how....it sucks...and plus..errrr...i dunno i cant think of anything else bad...
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May 21 2002 8:36PM
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SVHucker
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yeah you don't have to deal with getting boners in class and such

Joe: 'Red, do something with your life'
Red: 'I do. I smoke weed all the time. And I took a shower earlier. What am I? A fucking superhero? That's plenty.'
May 21 2002 8:40PM
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PhattSarah
Posts: 602 - Karma: 11
I agree that boners in class must suck. Can you really just get them whenever??
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May 21 2002 8:46PM
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cams
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yeah you usually can't control it if you might be like daydreaming in class.. it won't be a full on boner and it leaves quickly but still not cool man.. and your above thing about periods and childbirth is why me and my friends always say we're thankful to be guys


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May 21 2002 8:48PM
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nipe
Posts: 2586 - Karma: 6
yeah you can
although you can controll them, but it takes alot of mental power to get ur mind clean so you can get up and walk around again, lol
I like what Daibhal said, if we all help each other we'd get along perfectly. Except the problem is alot of people make things worse or do stupid things to aggrivate another person.



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May 21 2002 8:50PM
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