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Upcoming dance, what should i wear?

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Torkeltee
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all i know is that im wearing brown shoes. this is what i was thinkin. brown leather shoes, dark khakis, olive green shirt, then a tie and suspenders. (i'll figure out what color later). any ideas on what i should wear?
Nov 30 2010 8:16PM
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Heinzler
Posts: 1931 - Karma: 125
tuxedo tshirt. always classy
Nov 30 2010 8:17PM
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tuna.
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please, dont be this kid.
Nov 30 2010 8:17PM
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Joshua.
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Nne thing you shouldn't wear: a rubber. Nobody gets preggers at dances anymore....
Nov 30 2010 8:17PM
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GayWolf420
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Nov 30 2010 8:18PM
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rigzz
Posts: 1768 - Karma: 147
Because everyone knows this shit is dope as hell.
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Nov 30 2010 8:19PM
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eastcoastsoloMAN
Posts: 1048 - Karma: 16
pants with your fly open and your dick just hanging out
Nov 30 2010 8:22PM
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Dan.P
Posts: 1351 - Karma: 12
wear a ns tall tee
Nov 30 2010 8:24PM
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Sam.Carson
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most defff a clip on tie
Nov 30 2010 8:26PM
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Anathema
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Nov 30 2010 8:27PM
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Torkeltee
Posts: 418 - Karma: 13
hey nice advice i'll probably do the dick hangin out of my fly
Nov 30 2010 8:27PM
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walcott
Posts: 319 - Karma: 39
i'm totally gonna to that for a dance. that would be awesome
Nov 30 2010 8:28PM
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Steezy_IN_KC
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Shuts the club down every time....

Nov 30 2010 8:30PM
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Timotheezy.
Posts: 747 - Karma: 157

my school cancelled dances due to "a hypersexual dance involving the rubbing together of pelvis's" which is how the news channel says grinding.

but yeah just go naked

Nov 30 2010 8:31PM
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JIBpsy^^
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Neon orange tall tee and no pants
Nov 30 2010 8:32PM
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the_moderaper
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I wore that to homecoming but with some sick frogskin knockoffs with no lenses. Everyone else wore super dressey stuff. The two others I went with like thisgot the most wimmins out of everyone, no lie. Ignore the doofy face.
Nov 30 2010 8:34PM
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gyarados
Posts: 1183 - Karma: 397
i would wear that to school OFTEN
Nov 30 2010 8:42PM
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th3Mailman
Posts: 222 - Karma: 18
you'd be the fucking man.
Nov 30 2010 8:47PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79
these bosnian kids at my school wore those exact outfits to a dance a year or two ago. no joke!
Nov 30 2010 8:51PM
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Seth.S
Posts: 630 - Karma: 1,626

go cut off over a wife beat or just a straight up wife beat

Nov 30 2010 9:34PM
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yeahno
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wear nothing
Nov 30 2010 9:35PM
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CaptainKirk
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Nov 30 2010 9:38PM
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EC-Skier
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wear a tall tee with a bow tie
Nov 30 2010 9:39PM
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Jamestown
Posts: 4002 - Karma: 51
I assume you are on the younger side of the spectrum...wear basketball shorts.
Nov 30 2010 9:40PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18212 - Karma: 12,257
Leggings
Nov 30 2010 9:41PM
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Lwaghorn
Posts: 143 - Karma: 14
do it. and after you do a nice dance. afterbang like hell
Nov 30 2010 9:43PM
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Get.Kronk
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 226
my outfit this year (not at my own homecoming, i would never)

black pants, belt, and shirt. matching (red in this case) high tops, shades, and fitted.
Nov 30 2010 9:47PM
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ryantheconnolly
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 108
make sure you dont get too excited dancing in basketball shorts or sweats though...
Nov 30 2010 9:47PM
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skiingperson1
Posts: 670 - Karma: 145
Most definetly
Nov 30 2010 9:53PM
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pmsnow
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I wore a tux with a tall tee for my prom. Do that.
Nov 30 2010 9:54PM
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Jamestown
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That was the entire point of my comment. BONERZ
Nov 30 2010 9:54PM
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binturong-qwerty
Posts: 1506 - Karma: 146
Full Tilts?
Nov 30 2010 9:55PM
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Phog.
Posts: 516 - Karma: 184
http://www.morphsuits.com/
Nov 30 2010 9:56PM
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syrup.
Posts: 644 - Karma: 302
Ball shorts, tall tee, headband over a floppy toque, high tops and no socks. You are set.
Nov 30 2010 10:20PM
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gus555
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walk in with a wife beater, pink booty short jean shorts with the fly undone, your penis flopped out and inserted into a fleshlight, and just let the fleshlight hang and swing
Nov 30 2010 10:26PM
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ReignMan
Posts: 1852 - Karma: 226
Classy right here. Red shirt, white tie, black jacket and white or black slacks.
Nov 30 2010 10:28PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79
my outfit to homecoming. white pants = the classiest

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Nov 30 2010 10:48PM
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585.
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 77
a morphsuit or bow tie
Nov 30 2010 10:58PM
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MitchConnors
Posts: 282 - Karma: 10
or a morphsuit with a bowtie
Dec 1 2010 12:05AM
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klayer_9
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lookin good xan.
Dec 1 2010 12:42AM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79
thanks kyle
Dec 1 2010 1:12AM
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theabortionator
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Birthday suit
Dec 1 2010 1:16AM
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Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
dancin shoes, some baller ass socks (this is key), pants that are hemmed so that there is no break at all (just shy of highwater status), belt to match, white oxford shirt, vest of a neutral color to coordinate with pants, tie that matches your socks.
Dec 1 2010 1:24AM
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Daydreaming
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Take your pick
Dec 1 2010 1:28AM
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Torkeltee
Posts: 418 - Karma: 13
i was actually thinking about wearing fabric gym shorts, and a wife beater with cut-out nipple holes
Dec 1 2010 1:32AM
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EC-Skier
Posts: 3899 - Karma: 668
walk away in afterbang
Dec 1 2010 3:27PM
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