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family Guy Quotes

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scofield
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list your favorite Family Guy Quotes:

Store Clerk to Chris: 'uhh son, im going to have to ask you to give me back those hams'
Chris: But i dont have any ham
Store Clerk reaches under chris's shirt and realizes they're his man boobs: 'hey (someone), he wasnt stilling ham, hes just a fat kid, haha, hey fatty fat fat, want some chocolate fatty?'
Chris takes chocolate: (giggles)
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-Bonnor

'Maybe I can join Hibbert's club now' - Jon Olsson, takin one for the team on a tree rail.

I have a 96 VW, with more problems then Iraq. -west

yay for skiing
May 31 2004 6:52PM
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M+M
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^^^^^that was the episode on, i love when he gives the murder chriss picture with his daily school schedual and list of fears



*NORTHEASET CULT*

^is dead
matt morrison


quagmire:'We got to do something.'
peter:'Dont worrie i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.
Jul 30 2004 10:56AM
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jiggajibba
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Quagmire:Hey why dont you show me the lower east side(transfestite turns around)whoa transfestite back off...wait pre op or post op.

transfestite:pre op

quagmire: whoa transfestite back off



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Is their anything you people cant do. well expcept manual labor-peter on jews
V.I.P (Vanilla Ice Posse)


Jul 30 2004 11:51AM
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M+M
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brian:Oh man this is the worst job I have ever done, well exept for that other one.
(flashback at the mall, Brian is handing out free samples.)
Brian: Excuse me sir would you like to try my smoked meat log.(he gets punched in the face.)



*NORTHEAST CULT*

^is dead



quagmire:'We got to do something.'
peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.
Aug 1 2004 9:53PM
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caleBCaleb
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''look at all this trash those damn new yorkers left on our lawn..the new york post, the new york times, the new york mets'' (pans to a pile of baseball players)
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Caleb

'hey Lois, give Chris a break. I mean no TV? So he failed a class...its not like he felt up his cousin in the garage that Thanksgiving when I was 19.' -Peter Griffen
Aug 2 2004 1:14AM
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caleBCaleb
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and a peter quote similar to my signature..'kids these days need an education so they can learn to handle difficult tasks like programming the vcr without spilling piping hot gravy all over myself'
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Caleb

'hey Lois, give Chris a break. I mean no TV? So he failed a class...its not like he felt up his cousin in the garage that Thanksgiving when I was 19.' -Peter Griffen
Aug 2 2004 1:16AM
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caleBCaleb
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Lois(to peter and brian, both drunk as hell)- 'Peter, if you keep this up something terrible is gonna happen'
Peter-'yeah something terrible....all the way to the bank!'
Brian-'nice' *high-five*
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Caleb

'hey Lois, give Chris a break. I mean no TV? So he failed a class...its not like he felt up his cousin in the garage that Thanksgiving when I was 19.' -Peter Griffen
Aug 2 2004 1:24AM
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USA
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whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, loise this is not my batman cup

no me gusta acls


"can anyone do a backflip, im new to two tip skis"-bikeobsession

also known as pussyfooter
Aug 12 2005 10:14PM
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SSteezle
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hahaha, i love that episode!

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DROP CLIFFS NOT BOMBS

RFCproductions
Aug 12 2005 10:19PM
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sKILOve07
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"ok just pretend im a guy"
"ok, wanna go makeout?"

http://ipodsgiveaway.co.uk/index.php?refe rral=170103
^do it up

so get the hell off your ass.chances are nobody's going to do it the way you would...or could

k-squad represent!


***-Soul Sisterhood-***
Aug 12 2005 11:05PM
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oakjewlery
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"Well I'd love to stay and chat, but your a total bitch" -Stewie


go with the flow
Aug 12 2005 11:20PM
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kyle_w
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"theres a message in my alpha-bits. it says 'OOOOOOOOOOO'"

"peter those are cheerios"

and then theres oe thats something along the lines of

"...yeah i read it in a book one time"

"are you sure it was a book, are you sure it wasnt nothing?"






i 'm so mad that bhill kicked me off the team!!!11!1one!!!11!!1eleventyone!1
Aug 12 2005 11:23PM
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sherpasrock
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in soviet russia, car drives you

and im not sure if this ones right:

stewie: forcast for tomorrow, a pinch of genius with a chance of doom!

"I got this sick sticker from K2 for $300 came with free skis" ~t-man152
Aug 12 2005 11:53PM
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SteezePatrol
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Peter: I read it in a book somewhere....
Bryan: Are you sure it was a book peter, are you sure it wasn't NOTHING

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon

that's going to be one fucked up kid.....probably find her on ns sometime soon. - lorida
Aug 13 2005 1:27AM
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Jwenz
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Amazing

I Vote for Enom!
Aug 13 2005 11:21AM
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DJPaulyVee
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peter:(falls on the way home after he gets his golden ticket for the brewery tour) "ssssss........ahhhh.....sssssssss.........aahhhhhhhhhhh.........ssssssss........ahhhhhhh.......ssssssss.......ahhhhhhh..........ssssssss........aahhhhhhhh.........etc.

Aug 13 2005 2:17PM
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Jaskittin
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Stewie at a funeral: Id do her.......... do her, do her, ugh, who hasn't done her, cut the pig tails and we'll talk and do her.





They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When your high, you can do everything you can normaly, just as well. You just realize its not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.-Bill Hicks

And on the 7th day, God stepped back and said "There is my creation, perfect in every way....Oh dammit I left weed all over the place, now they will think I want them to smoke it. Now I'll have to create republicans.-Bill Hicks

Aug 13 2005 2:31PM
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montageskier
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peter: i read it in a book somewhere..
bryan+ Are you sure it was a book peter are you sure it wasn't nothing at all.




Aug 13 2005 2:39PM
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USA
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^way to post that one for about the 10th time

no me gusta acls


"can anyone do a backflip, im new to two tip skis"-bikeobsession

also known as pussyfooter
Aug 13 2005 2:40PM
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PJ
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Stewie walks in on Brian in a dress... "I have to go out into the hall and throw up about something completely unrelated"

Peter eating a pinecone: "wannnnn aha, aha. It hurttttttttts...I hate it...it tastes aweful"

Bert and Ernie

Ernie: "I wish you wouldn't drink so much Bert..."
Bert: "And I wish you wouldnt eat cookies in the DAMN bathtub!"
Ernie: "Bert, your shouting again Bert."

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"Sure thing squirl. just cut me down and PROMISE you wont burry me!"

Aug 13 2005 7:25PM
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ieat8===D
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giggidie giddie oh yea

Aug 13 2005 9:35PM
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Barmski
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hey chris whatever happened to gina davis? she used to be in movies but shes not in movies anymore....I always thought she had to much gum...not a good tooth to gum ratio..chris? Oh nevermind ill about it with you in the morning.

___________________ Josh Barilar Sportin' the bath robe steeze. since 1984 NO BRIAN, its I before E except after C, an when sounding like a in a neighbor in weigh and on weekends and holidays and all through out may and you'll always be wrong n
Aug 14 2005 2:57AM
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Leckett
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"Thats not a van thats my son!" - Peter Griffin

NS SKATEBOARD
Aug 14 2005 9:45AM
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triebby
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peter is blind and thinks he is in his bed with lois:

Peter: Hey baby, you still awake?

Stewie: What the deuce?!

Republican and proud of it.
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i want to ride in a kangaroos pouch -i_am_a_skier

Aug 14 2005 9:52AM
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