Well considering both sides of the story, I'd place you somewhere in between newfag and oldfag, therefore, you are officially the first middleagedfag. Congratulations!
Am I the only one who likes skiing AND
"My dog just blew up." - random comment on a dubstep video
"Sorry bud, but I don't think your going to get very many sponsors with a hucked 3 and a k-fed." - Ducky.
"I can misty and lincoln and backflip my freind." - Cam.G.
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