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What is a nort?

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Ch.
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I get called a nort alot on grouse mountain by the snowboarders what is it? a gaper?
Nov 15 2010 1:44PM
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chardi
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nort is short for norton. you are norton the anti-virus. snowboarders are viruses of the park and it is your job to exterminate all of them. they fear you. but you must do you job
Nov 15 2010 1:48PM
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Rumi.
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hahahahahah
Nov 15 2010 1:54PM
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maximiliaan
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:D
Nov 15 2010 1:57PM
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beezey
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nort35 up, 23 down
Nov 15 2010 1:57PM
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beezey
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nort35 up, 23 down
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The term "nort" is commonly refered to certain individuals in our society today. The word doesn't nessesarily have a specific definition, it just commonly attributes to certain people. Thus, in short, the word "nort" is exactly what it sounds like.
-Look at Willy run through the cabbage patch - he's such a little NORT!

-That hobo is rummaging through the garbage again- tisk tisk, what a NORT!
random little shit willy spongebob squarepants
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When a person is afraid of going to parties.
"Dude last weekend Jim didn't want to go to that party. He's such a Nort!"
nort nrot party pooper partyphobeia buzzkill
by urbanhero123 Feb 21, 2009 share this
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A small piece of something that is irregular in shape and worthless in value. Commonly referred to as "a little piece of shit"
My dog loves when i flick crusty norts off of the table into his mouth.
chunk chip crustation garbage piece
by Zdoggerdudemandogdude Jul 6, 2006 share this
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Nort is a short word for snorting, as in cocaine.
I just norted a line of chop, i'm geeking like a sum bitch.
nort norting norted nortin norty
by DoNnOmEnAL Sep 25, 2008 share this
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Nov 15 2010 2:01PM
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van_ski
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its a grouse thing... you won't understand
Nov 15 2010 2:04PM
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beezey
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Grouse.

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this is a ruffed grouse there are many different species. All carry the same traits as being delicious and incredibly stupid. Ever kill one with a rock? I have.
Nov 15 2010 2:05PM
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ImNotARacist
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o ya like a sage grouse, they are all over southern idaho. most annoying fucking birds
Nov 15 2010 2:11PM
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beezey
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the best tasting bird out there. We have ruffed and blue grouse
Nov 15 2010 2:17PM
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introvert
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Calm down..Everything's going to be okay..
Don't hate, appreciate.
Nov 15 2010 2:22PM
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maximiliaan
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they are nasty
Nov 15 2010 2:25PM
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ImNotARacist
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Idk whats the little birdie with the thing on its head? those are way good too
Nov 15 2010 2:26PM
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yojimbo
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a nort is like a combination between sport and nerd.

like hey sport!

or you nerd!

but its both, so they're probably just older 50's gentlemen who have a fatherly role in your life but arent related to you, who also enjoy using degrading terms to refer to your intelligence level or style.
Nov 15 2010 2:29PM
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Downtofilm
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A Nort has no definition but is used to call skiers, gapers. Snowboarders commonly use this term in the areas of whistler and vancouver
Nov 16 2010 8:11PM
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AHSkier
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I will remember that line
Nov 16 2010 9:06PM
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