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KNOCK KNOCK JOKE THREAD

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Ski_Alot
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Knock Knock!Who’s there?Vampire!Vampire who?Vampire state building!

Knock Knock!Who’s there?Sadie.Sadie who?Sadie Pledge of Allegiance.

Knock Knock!Who’s there?Wendy!Wendy Who?Wendy the last time you took a bath?
Nov 13 2010 2:03PM
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nutsnbolts
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facepalm
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Nov 13 2010 2:05PM
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Ski_Alot
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maybe a little...
Nov 13 2010 2:06PM
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tfast
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oh my god those arent even remotely funny.
Nov 13 2010 2:07PM
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BITS
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Huhuhuhihhahahahahahihihuhuhu
Nov 13 2010 2:08PM
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Ski_Alot
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i got some more

Who’s there?Reed.Reed who?Reed between the lines.
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Ken.Ken who?Ken I come in, it’s freezing out here?
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Sherlock.Sherlock who?Sherlock your door! Someone could break in…
Nov 13 2010 2:09PM
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Deezy
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knock knock. Whos there. Boo. Boo Who. Awww dont cry.

/thread


Nov 13 2010 2:09PM
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207
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GTFO n00b
Nov 13 2010 2:10PM
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Ski_Alot
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Nov 13 2010 2:11PM
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Ski_Alot
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lol i fucking fell off my dinosaur


PWNED
Nov 13 2010 2:13PM
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.AR6rider.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The police.  Your family was just killed in a car accident.
Nov 13 2010 2:15PM
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dex.
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so cruel, yet so necessary.
Nov 13 2010 2:26PM
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Jonny7
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hahaha
Nov 13 2010 2:26PM
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Ski_Alot
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yeah wut now
Nov 13 2010 5:39PM
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wolvmatt
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Who's there?

Nov 13 2010 5:40PM
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Mr.Luke
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Get the fuck out
Nov 13 2010 5:40PM
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Ski_Alot
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got some more...

Knock Knock!Who’s there?Beezer.Beezer who?Beezer black and yellow and make honey.

Knock Knock!Who’s there?Voodoo.Voodoo who?Voodoo you think you are?

Knock Knock!Who’s there?Sam.Sam who?Sam person who knocked on the door last time!
Nov 13 2010 5:42PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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Nov 13 2010 5:43PM
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SkiTheYeast
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^^ this
Nov 13 2010 5:43PM
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maximiliaan
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knock knock,who's there? turtle
Nov 13 2010 5:45PM
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Ski_Alot
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wow this thread makes me look so gay...
Nov 13 2010 5:46PM
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itsssyourboy
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me: knock knock
you: whose there
me: i eat mop
you: i eat mop who?
me: lol
Nov 13 2010 5:47PM
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Proletariat.
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this thread dissapoints me greatly
Nov 13 2010 5:51PM
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.frenchy
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There is no need for the title to be in caps or the op to be bold.. lolz
Nov 13 2010 5:52PM
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Common_Cents
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KNOCK KNOCK.

WHO'S THERE?

I EAT MY PA

I EAT MY PA WHO?

GROSS! YOU EAT YOUR POO?
Nov 13 2010 6:14PM
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fidgettyfilmer
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KNOCK KNOCK

COME IN

........
Nov 13 2010 6:22PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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Knock knock.


Who's there?

...go fuck yourself.

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Nov 13 2010 6:26PM
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Aidan-G
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Damn. Beat me to it
Nov 13 2010 6:30PM
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WaterBottle
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knock knock
who's there
interrupting cow
interrupting cow...
MOOO!
Nov 13 2010 6:31PM
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EC-Skier
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well this thread sucks
Nov 13 2010 6:32PM
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No_Dub
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KNOCK KNOCK
WHOS THERE?
ME
OH HAI
Nov 13 2010 6:57PM
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Ski_Alot
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HAI DER
Nov 14 2010 2:10PM
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garrettwiz
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Nov 14 2010 2:13PM
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garrettwiz
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Nov 14 2010 2:23PM
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SCOO-WOOP
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Knock Knock

Whose There?

/Thread.
Nov 14 2010 2:44PM
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Jake...
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sad.
Nov 14 2010 2:47PM
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Ski_Alot
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amazing...
Nov 14 2010 5:28PM
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A.Eberhard
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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
CHICKEN BUTT!
Nov 14 2010 5:35PM
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yuck
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that one isnt even close to making sense...


heres a good one

knock knock. whos there? walter. walter who? walter you doing in my house?

lolz
Nov 14 2010 5:37PM
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Ski_Alot
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Nov 14 2010 5:42PM
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