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Mr.Feeny
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So I was over at my buddy's place smokin the vape and I get hungry so I drive to the nearest Chipotle. Me being my high self, I'm attracting attention to myself and this solid 7 says something as im getting my beverage.
So since I was hungry I decided just eat there, im not trying to eat cold Chipotle ya feels meh? This girl is alone too and sits with me and were just talkin about school (both go to CU).
So heres the point in time I start spittin my game, and dont ask me what I was thinking but I told her, pretty randomly that I was a born-again virgin, and shes the type of girl I pictured myself losing it too.
I rooked out and we didnt hook up that night but I have her number and we've been talking all day and it looks quite promising.

Maybs you guys can give it a try.

Sparknotes: Told a girl I was a born-again virgin and she wants me.
Nov 10 2010 1:32AM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
dont worry when i come to bolder we will do work on the womenz
Nov 10 2010 1:39PM
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Plind
Posts: 416 - Karma: 33
is chipotle so great as it is hyped in southpark?

and yea cool story bro
Nov 10 2010 1:46PM
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BravoWhiskey5280
Posts: 4020 - Karma: 520
Alright I'll add my insight to how I think the quote on quote "scale" should actually work. You have to judge a girl by her worst appearance, say you see a girl without make up on, she's in sweats, and has a hoodie on. If she's a 7 at her worst appearance then its a go for sure, cause theoretically she'll have to be a 9 or 10 at her best appearance.

So kugs the question is, was she at her best appearance, a medium appearance, or her worst appearance?
Nov 10 2010 1:51PM
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agame4life
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this is so bad lmao
Nov 10 2010 2:03PM
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ookiedookie
Posts: 126 - Karma: 20
I use my waxing iron to heat up cold chipotle...
Nov 10 2010 2:52PM
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howlongcanausern
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she really needs to repaint her nails
Nov 10 2010 3:16PM
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Mr.Feeny
Posts: 990 - Karma: 11
quality contribution b-rent, and she was at medium appearance. It was pretty late at night and in some sweats and a jacket. but rating women really is a difficult task, because we have to remember i was under the influence, so if she was a medium appearance 7 under the influence, then only under the influence would she be a 9-10 best appearance
Nov 10 2010 3:48PM
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BravoWhiskey5280
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Yea it is a difficult task. Thats why you can be like my room mate and say fuck the 1-10 scale. He's all about that 1 to 2 scale, 1 being a no go, and 2 being a go ha. It makes it much more simple.
Nov 10 2010 3:57PM
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pRETTyLight5
Posts: 500 - Karma: 85
if this girl sees this thread ever she will think you loko
Nov 10 2010 4:20PM
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Swaggermager
Posts: 2576 - Karma: 951
Shes not even ugly. I say go for it dude! If she sent you a pic of her not fully clothed within 2 hours of texting, she obv wants your dilly. Get it
Nov 10 2010 4:55PM
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
I'll be your tutor.


About the pic of that girl though, she looks really young. And kinda sweet, like innocent.
Nov 10 2010 4:59PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061

maybe you should run your fingers through her hair and pull her in for a kiss

Nov 10 2010 5:00PM
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jibnut
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I don't know. She's not really my type.
Nov 10 2010 5:02PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061

I SAID DO IT!

OBEY MY DOG

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Nov 10 2010 5:03PM
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
but I like men!
Nov 10 2010 5:05PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061

:P

Nov 10 2010 5:08PM
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alvy.
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 377
my rule when rating girls is to always skip 7...
Nov 10 2010 5:10PM
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KFRADtheLaxBro
Posts: 632 - Karma: 10
haha word
Nov 10 2010 5:17PM
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[tk]
Posts: 3863 - Karma: 1,906
read the thread. yea, ns is screwed in a lot of ways, but you don't go postin "solid 7" if you don't understand the true meaning.
Nov 10 2010 5:35PM
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