I was talking to my friend on the phone, and she was asking if she should eat some turkey sausage. I mis-heard her, and I thought that she said she wanted some turkey SOFTAGE and I was, like 'wtf is turkey softage?? lard???'. It was great.
Another time, I was hanging out with some of my friends, and we were all eating twizzlers. I asked my friend, Kari, if she wanted to share one with me, but I was talking so quickly that it came out, 'Hey, want to shit with me?' instead of 'Hey, want to share it with me?' It was so wrong, but hilarious!!!!
Anyone else have stories about mis-hearing things or saying things to quickly??
Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'
James: 'It doesn't.'
Me: 'It does though.'
James: 'Yeah, it really does.'
(Ten minutes later.)
James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'
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