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I'm fasting

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ECB
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Any advice?

For a week. Starting in 1 hour and 40 minutes
Nov 7 2010 10:20PM
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no_steeze
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have fun with that
Nov 7 2010 10:20PM
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dex.
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i thought the title said "im fisting"

slight disappoint
Nov 7 2010 10:20PM
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tuna.
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sneak snacks
masturbate
??????
profit
Nov 7 2010 10:21PM
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Arabian.
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don't move, watch spongebob, close blinds.
Nov 7 2010 10:21PM
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theabortionator
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Why?
Nov 7 2010 10:22PM
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blindside
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Inb4 manarexia
Nov 7 2010 10:22PM
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ECB
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Spiritual reasons sort of
Health reasons sort of
To prove to myself I can

It's a mental thing, I was a vegetarian one summer for 30 days, just to prove I could do it
Nov 7 2010 10:23PM
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soulskier
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i'm just gonna go ahead and assume your not beating off for a week, good luck...
Nov 7 2010 10:23PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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Like you're not eating at all for a week?
Nov 7 2010 10:25PM
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Anathema
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the thought of not having breakfast would kill me. starting the day with no food in the belly would be awful. bacon......eggs............droooooooool

Nov 7 2010 10:26PM
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ECB
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I've heard that the first day or so you feel real weak, then you overcome it, and then you almost have extra energy....has this happened to you?
Nov 7 2010 10:26PM
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JIBpsy^^
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wait wait are you not eating at all for a week or are you only eating when its dark?

Nov 7 2010 10:29PM
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theabortionator
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Makes little to no sense to me. Just don't kill yourself.
Nov 7 2010 10:29PM
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LittleFoot
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yeah, then you die. fasting is really fucking stupid.
Nov 7 2010 10:29PM
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chardi
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thats pretty cool.

i bet that you can't have sex with your cous....



nevermind.
Nov 7 2010 10:30PM
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KatyPerry.
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No food and no drinks except water for a whole week? Maybe start with three or four days, take a break, and then try the week? Or start with a detox?
Nov 7 2010 10:30PM
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DUKES
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i fasted longest 3 days of my life
Nov 7 2010 10:31PM
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Dick_Buttkiss
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I'm slowing for the next week
Nov 7 2010 10:31PM
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ECB
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You can live on just water for extended periods of time

I'm pretty sure some scientist once lived for quite awhile on water

And some middle eastern lady didn't eat for an extended period of time, like years
Nov 7 2010 10:32PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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my changing opinion of you

at first - meh
second - incest?
third - chill bro!
fourth - bamf

you sir are my favorite member
Nov 7 2010 10:32PM
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jibjunkie
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that boost in energy is your body eating itself. no joke. ecb we get it your fat and you fucked your cousin but fasting for over a day isnt a healthy decision to make
Nov 7 2010 10:32PM
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Dylan_
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is your cousin involved too ?
Nov 7 2010 10:33PM
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breezepig
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protip: don't slow down
Nov 7 2010 10:33PM
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dex.
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Nov 7 2010 10:33PM
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timmi
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You're gunna wanna avoid this thread now.
Nov 7 2010 10:33PM
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Slinger1x1
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i fast every year for a day (really 25 hours) for a jewish holiday.

it is fucking brutal. you feel terrible by the last hour. i could not imagine doing it for a week. even if i never left the couch
Nov 7 2010 10:34PM
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LittleFoot
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good call
heres my contribution

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Nov 7 2010 10:41PM
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B4NE1
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during the haiti earthquake a man survived 28 days in the rubble by drinking water that dripped down when it rained. Now that is crazy
Nov 7 2010 10:41PM
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Bungholio
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lolllllll'd
Nov 7 2010 10:42PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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You have fun with that kid....I'll be here eating my cheezeburgerz
Nov 7 2010 10:43PM
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t-roy
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i fasted for about 30-35 hours once...not too fun. 1 week is nuts
Nov 7 2010 10:44PM
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ECB
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what kind of fast?
Nov 7 2010 10:57PM
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Travapple.
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Solution to everything- smoke hella weed.





but uhhhhhh, i wouldn't recommend it in this situation hahahha.
Nov 7 2010 11:00PM
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Yung_Gnarley
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your body will start to digest its own organs
Nov 7 2010 11:01PM
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dex.
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actually, smoking increases the speed of your metabolism, so if you smoke and dont eat, you'll lose weight faster. if thats the point of this
Nov 7 2010 11:02PM
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ECB
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No, weight loss is not the point

It's a spiritual and mental thing, and to clean my body

google benefits of fasting to see
Nov 7 2010 11:04PM
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BEARS.
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ill join you.
Nov 7 2010 11:05PM
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Dragonite
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drinking lemon water and cayenne is really good for a long fast, but i hear it hurts to shit.
Nov 7 2010 11:07PM
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Gstrong
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Nov 7 2010 11:13PM
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Gstrong
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Nov 7 2010 11:14PM
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-Mugatu
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Nov 7 2010 11:16PM
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no_steeze
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some monk dude didnt eat for like 70 years
Nov 7 2010 11:55PM
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TOUCHE
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hide in closet and realize your cousin was a guy
Nov 8 2010 12:12AM
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1337
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this should become a post a picture of food thread
Nov 8 2010 12:13AM
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Mr.Feeny
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Nov 8 2010 1:27AM
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ECB
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Operation juice fast has started
Nov 8 2010 11:56AM
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Ski_the_east01
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your contribution was a fucking salad? After all that great food he posted, you decided to go with a fucking salad?

good luck on the juice fast..sure as hell isnt something i would ever try
Nov 8 2010 12:02PM
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soulskier
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Nov 8 2010 12:07PM
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Yung_Gnarley
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Nov 8 2010 12:10PM
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Milksteak
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Holy fuck..
Nov 8 2010 12:19PM
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