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Wikipedia has a sense of humor?

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shaggy.
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scroll down to the terminology seg under the culture seg and read the last one. oh and thumbs up to everyone who gets it.

Sorry if this is a re-post, found nothing with the search bar

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newschool_skiing

Nov 6 2010 5:33PM
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danbrown
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Wikipedia is publicly editable
Nov 6 2010 5:35PM
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Skirehpot
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not anymore it doesnt.
Nov 6 2010 5:35PM
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*TURBONERD*
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read the first paragraph. credit to gnartron
Nov 6 2010 5:43PM
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RubberSoul
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no offense to anyone but someone with good writing skills needs to redo that whole section
Nov 6 2010 5:44PM
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chicken
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I may or may not have contributed to the terminology section ; ) It's been like that forever. Every time I go on that section I have to re-add Rory Bushfield to the notable skiers section too.

I do agree someone with at least some university-level writing experience needs to redo the whole thing though. Summer project?
Nov 6 2010 5:49PM
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RubberSoul
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that section isn't bad i was more talking about other parts. yeah maybe if i get insanely bored some day i'll go at it. probably not though
Nov 6 2010 6:20PM
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A-A-RON
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evan heath is listed as a notable skier...
Nov 6 2010 6:26PM
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kootenayklaus
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"...originated in the mid-19th century in the Russo-Turkish War of 1877-1878."
Gnartron would.
Nov 6 2010 6:30PM
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connory998
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Overshoot
When a skier takes too much speed into a jump and landing on the off ramp. Usually results in an injury but is worth more points in competition and is thus widely practiced.

lawl.
Nov 6 2010 6:31PM
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TijmenDal
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Waaa!
Nov 6 2010 8:01PM
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Jimmy.
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Overshoot
When a skier takes too much speed into a jump and landing on the off ramp. Usually results in an injury but is worth more points in competition and is thus widely practiced.
Nov 6 2010 8:06PM
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gnarles.
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why the fuck is eheath in the notable skiers at the bottom
Nov 6 2010 8:07PM
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deleted5
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change your icon
Nov 6 2010 8:08PM
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Klick_2_klaim
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i take offence to that
Nov 6 2010 8:16PM
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.Roockley.
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Moon
As made popular by Wallace & Gromit. It is possible to shred on the moon, very similiar to terrain in Alaska although slopes are mainly comprised of cheese. Local riders include the Moomin Crew


hahahaha
Nov 6 2010 8:17PM
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EMK
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Thats not the part that surprised me. He doesn't have his own wiki page! This is an OUTRAGE! :D
Nov 6 2010 8:24PM
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EmperorKuzco
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no i think it got deleted
Nov 6 2010 10:18PM
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StevenR
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Because i put it there /lolclaim
Nov 6 2010 10:36PM
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MN_Nice
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I know how you feel. Mines been jacked twice.
Nov 6 2010 10:59PM
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Meases_Pieces
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read the last famous skier. it made me laugh
Nov 6 2010 11:53PM
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Jonny7
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lol kangbang
Nov 7 2010 12:16AM
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carbon.pulse
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Nice top skiers methtime.
Nov 7 2010 12:23AM
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Kangbang
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No Big Deal
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Nov 7 2010 1:28AM
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Kangbang
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Because of this, ski clothing has gotten longer and longer. Therefore, brands such as Jibberish have thrived. Their main customer is kangbang, with several other "Newshoolers" members. These members also enjoy W-3-3-D.

first off its "jiberish"
and i only own 3 pieces
Nov 7 2010 1:29AM
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Jonny7
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the page changed
Nov 7 2010 1:35AM
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jorb.co
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He crafted the bindings out of his mustache hairs
Nov 7 2010 1:38AM
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MEOWZERS
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hahahahahahaha
Nov 7 2010 1:41AM
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*TURBONERD*
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eric polariod, lateralis, mfm, good stuff!
Nov 7 2010 7:19AM
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Daydreaming
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"There are four kinds of newschool skis: Powder, All-Mountain, Park and Elf Shoe."
That whole paragraph is awesome.
Nov 7 2010 8:22AM
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Sveetski
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Currently armada is the sole patent holder for elf shoe technology and actively prevents others from using it. It is rumoured that during the holiday season, Armada may be in a more giving mood, and offer this technology to other companies. i lol'd
Nov 7 2010 9:05AM
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Tonetti.
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this is fucking hilarious!!
Nov 7 2010 9:30AM
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ORDEAL
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hahahahahahaha
The paragraph about clothing in the history is hilarious
Nov 7 2010 9:38AM
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bakedpow
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Shaun White...
Nov 7 2010 9:47AM
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Jonny7
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haha now it's rowen and John Mcmurray
Nov 7 2010 10:25AM
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Nurgle
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that shit is great
Nov 7 2010 12:09PM
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ukskier999
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Shaun White????
Nov 7 2010 12:19PM
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Bonzalo
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Gaper
The name which is given to the best skiers in Newschool skiing. Having mastered triple corks are an absolute necessary to reach this level of skiing.

Bobby you are such a gaper
Nov 7 2010 2:27PM
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fujarome
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hahaha who added lateralis to the list of famous skiers?

The history is perfect, and the ever changing list of famous skiers is always good for a laugh
Nov 7 2010 2:32PM
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Davy.Crockett
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someone should right articles about eheath, skiierman, and the other notable newschoolers.
Nov 7 2010 3:23PM
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chicken
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cough
Nov 7 2010 3:31PM
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Barmski
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the entire article has a sense of humor sneaking ridiculous info in and out from fact to fiction. ha awesome.
Nov 7 2010 3:57PM
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kingskier
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The Elf shoe is a radical new change to regular skis, and is widely accepted to be single largest change in ski design since the first ski was created. The elf shoe of the ski gives it many magical properties and is believed to be a precursor to an even more advanced "reindeer hoof technology" which is speculated to give the ski flying abilities. Currently armada is the sole patent holder for elf shoe technology and actively prevents others from using it. It is rumoured that during the holiday season, Armada may be in a more giving mood, and offer this technology to other companies.


hahahahahahhahha
Nov 7 2010 4:02PM
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darsh.
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lol'ed

Nov 7 2010 4:34PM
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*TURBONERD*
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WHO FUCKING CHANGED THE FULL NAME OF IF3 TO INTERNATIONAL FREESKI FILM FESTIVAL? EVERYBODY KNOWS ITS INTERNATIONAL FREE FUCK FRIDAY!
Nov 8 2010 1:51PM
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Noss.
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yay! I am mentioned in this article
Nov 8 2010 2:10PM
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Sveetski
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just went though the history and read the whole thing so funny!

Dec 31 2010 6:23PM
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Yung_Gnarley
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lol @ sarah burke
Dec 31 2010 6:28PM
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