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Pluto was fired, bring him back

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Tabula-Rector14
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This maybe an old story but pluto has been off the planet work force for a while now. He was when he heard the news from the scientist, "look Pluto your just not big enough and your cold we have to let you go" they said. Now pluto has fallen into deep depression with drugs, hookers, and other awful things. He is hanging withy the wrong crowd now like the earths moon and his buddies and its just awful. Pluto is nothing without his job we need him back as our finally planet the others miss him the scientist have commited an awful crime. We can get him into PA, Planets Anominous, and get him back to his cold farthest our planet self. We're here for you Pluto, F*&k those scientist.

Nov 5 2010 2:11PM
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Rumi.
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solid first post
Nov 5 2010 2:12PM
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Liam.Butler
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That was so unfunny that you have actually made me sad, thanks.
Nov 5 2010 2:12PM
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theline
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Pluto was "fired" in 2006.
It's 2010.
I'm over it.
Nov 5 2010 2:14PM
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snowking249
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Reed, you really just went straight to making a new thread? Risky move.
Nov 5 2010 2:16PM
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RubberSoul
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i'll have what he's having
Nov 5 2010 2:16PM
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dex.
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Nov 5 2010 2:34PM
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Tasche
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Pluto is in the Kuiper belt, where there are thousands of objects, some larger than Pluto. There are several moons in our solar system larger than Pluto. Pluto doesn't orbit the sun in the same plane as the rest of the planets.

Pluto didn't get fired, that mother fucker slacked off and stopped showing up to work.

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If the solar system was drawn to scale, and the earth was reduced to the diameter of a pea, Jupiter would be over 1,000 feet away and Pluto would be a mile and a half away (and about the size of a bacterium, so you wouldn't be able to see it anyway). ~Bill Bryson.
Nov 5 2010 2:35PM
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snowking249
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that is actually really interesting.
Nov 5 2010 2:36PM
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Mr.Luke
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Pluto can't come back. The reason Pluto isn't a planet any more is scientists found other planets about the same size as pluto not too far out away from Pluto. So they had to make a whole new category of planet type. They called them, "Dwarf Planets." Pluto is too small to be a planet, but too big and round to be a planetesimal.

So now you know
Nov 5 2010 3:24PM
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Gnarshred
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BRING BACK PLUTO!
Nov 5 2010 3:30PM
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ECB
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I'm an atmospheric science minor and this post is what is up
Nov 5 2010 3:41PM
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