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Jesus never slept

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theabortionator
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HE may have rested, but he never slept. Just saying
Nov 2 2010 6:18AM
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bobross
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Jesús was a hard worker
Nov 2 2010 6:27AM
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LIL-WAT
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Worked like a nagger. I saw him nagging.
Nov 2 2010 6:38AM
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Mezmerize19
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Carpentry was booming at that time. Gotta fill those orders
Nov 2 2010 6:54AM
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Evilchris
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that is one hell of a /claim
Nov 2 2010 7:36AM
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TechnoPotamus
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and now, for my contribution to your thread.


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kthxbai
Nov 2 2010 7:51AM
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I_Am_Mod
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chyea, my son was a badass !
sleeping is for pussies !
Nov 2 2010 8:07AM
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Panchuk
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Little known fact: That is in fact a shovel in his hand, contrary to popular belief.
Nov 2 2010 8:07AM
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jesus slept... remember in the bible when it syas he was "dead" he was just sleeping for three days... ya i read the bible
Nov 2 2010 9:00AM
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Squidles
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Actually a trowel.
Nov 2 2010 9:11AM
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RubberSoul
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WOAH
Nov 2 2010 10:50AM
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Tasche
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Sleeping is a sin.
Nov 2 2010 10:52AM
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MCIRONCOCK
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Thou shalt not idle
Nov 2 2010 11:45AM
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pomme-de-terre
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jesus was a hipster.

long hair, beard, sandals, a robe. now, who else would see walking the streets of vancouver like that?

you guessed it, a hipster. he was the son of god, which is like having a trustfund. after he came back from the dead he decided it was cooler to be underground and so has not since returned (after dying a second time). he likes irony, like being nailed to a cross even though he was originally a jew. crosses are a christian symbol thats ironic enough for me.

he was probably only claiming to be a carpenter so he could wear a toolbelt which sounds like a sick fashion accessory if you were a hipster.

also, he was born of a virgin pregnancy. which is really original and never before heard of. like the music he probably listened too.



Nov 2 2010 11:53AM
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shr@gler
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^^^ha  well done

Nov 2 2010 12:02PM
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tommycat
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cool story.
the guy who made Buddy Christ is a professor at Drexel
Nov 2 2010 1:45PM
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chardi
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everyone makes so many jokes about jesus, i'm not saying whether or not christianity is for real, but regardless, if you got to meet jesus he would probably be the illest mother fucker.
Nov 2 2010 1:49PM
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Squidles
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free booze.
Nov 2 2010 2:20PM
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GayWolf420
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You actually read that bullshit? Isn't it about vampires and shit?
Nov 2 2010 2:24PM
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Aaaron.
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nahh bro, you're thinking about this
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Nov 2 2010 2:26PM
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yellav
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nah jesus was a hippy
Nov 2 2010 2:31PM
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Aaaron.
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are you dumb?
crosses were a roman symbol.. then since jesus dies on one, it became symbolic for christians too.
give romans credit where they are due. without romans we wouldn't even have roads.
ever thought about that?
Nov 2 2010 2:39PM
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gordie.
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the idea of putting a path in a place where travel was frequent didn't stem from only the Romans, they contributed a lot, but we would still have roads without them

Nov 2 2010 2:45PM
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TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsJik
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Jesus never slept ... with a chick.  Dude totally was into dudes, I looked it up.
Nov 2 2010 2:48PM
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pomme-de-terre
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well, you have to take into account that my post was completely serious and i was using real facts that i researched and cited.
Nov 2 2010 2:58PM
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theabortionator
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I bet he was. He was probably a real cool dude. Ducks for him that a whole religion got based around him.
Nov 2 2010 4:09PM
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Aaaron.
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how was the cross a christian symbol? it was a roman method of execution.. the word christian didn't even exist until year's after jesus's death.. unless i don't fully understand your post, there is no irony in the fact that he was a jew who was executed in a roman manner..
Nov 2 2010 4:28PM
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McFellon
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Nov 2 2010 4:31PM
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Spinoza
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youre not a hipster if you were the first to do it foo
Nov 2 2010 4:35PM
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dbstar
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its hard to sleep when you never even existed
Nov 2 2010 6:09PM
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Proze
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You think that maybe, and this is just a thought here, but maybe, someone else would have thought of roads?
Nov 2 2010 7:06PM
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Aaaron.
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sarcasm meter?
Nov 2 2010 10:56PM
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vailsux.com
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Breaking news from the prop 8 thread!

JESUS CAME.
Nov 2 2010 11:04PM
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