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OMG i look like a fucking Lesbian!!!

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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 54
Damn you eyeliner!!!!!! i've been mistaken twice already for a goddamn lesbian.



Pirates wear eyeliner right?

Well I can't get it off.
Oct 27 2010 4:34PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36693 - Karma: 110,662
Thats gay, yo!
Oct 27 2010 4:35PM
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will-g
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 69
HAHAHAH!
Oct 27 2010 4:35PM
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BMskier
Posts: 3363 - Karma: 365
normally i am alright with your threads, but this one is just using up too much bandwidth and comptetly pointless
Oct 27 2010 4:35PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 842
Yo! that's gay!
Oct 27 2010 4:35PM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332
why are you stooping to cosmetics man?
Oct 27 2010 4:36PM
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dex.
Posts: 2973 - Karma: 62
so wait... you ARE a girl?
Oct 27 2010 4:36PM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 54
THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT REMOVING EYELINER WITHOUT LEAVING YOUR HOUSE!
Oct 27 2010 4:36PM
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Bungholio
Posts: 973 - Karma: 5
no homo?
Oct 27 2010 4:37PM
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dex.
Posts: 2973 - Karma: 62
lol
Oct 27 2010 4:38PM
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Jaggy_Snake
Posts: 2287 - Karma: 1,418
Make up remover and cotton wall balls. Nuff said...
Oct 27 2010 4:38PM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332
cry me a river..

excellent removal option
Oct 27 2010 4:38PM
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steezeeepolizeee
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 796
apply more eyelinear to the rest of ur face to even everything out? Profit?
Oct 27 2010 4:40PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
i think this wins
Oct 27 2010 4:41PM
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laurence^
Posts: 1575 - Karma: 19
1.tatoo makeup to you face
2. make thread about having eyeliner tatooed to ur face
3. post cawk for anons to rate
4. wait what?
Oct 27 2010 4:42PM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 54
brb gonna cum in my eyes.
Oct 27 2010 4:42PM
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Bungholio
Posts: 973 - Karma: 5
extra homo/new sig quote
Oct 27 2010 4:44PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 842
It's harder than it looks.
Oct 27 2010 4:44PM
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RAWLAN
Posts: 1209 - Karma: 50
you could go stick your face in a belt sander...
Oct 27 2010 4:45PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36693 - Karma: 110,662
OP likes men.
Oct 27 2010 4:45PM
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Bungholio
Posts: 973 - Karma: 5
lol check my sig
Oct 27 2010 4:45PM
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beermuscles
Posts: 1821 - Karma: 100
just dropped you from a 1/10 to 0/10
Oct 27 2010 4:46PM
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Talacious[Tally]
Posts: 1686 - Karma: 189
.
Oct 27 2010 4:49PM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
Why the fuck would you put eyeliner on?

Jesus...
Oct 27 2010 4:52PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 842
Why wouldn't you?
Oct 27 2010 4:53PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Because you like the au natural look.
And you already have lipstick on
Oct 27 2010 4:55PM
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
Shampoo. Seriously.
Oct 27 2010 4:56PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36693 - Karma: 110,662
Bleach also works, too.
Oct 27 2010 4:58PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
that last little bit seems like a personal problem...
Oct 27 2010 4:59PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
That's what she said.
Oct 27 2010 4:59PM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
they do and they're called butt pirates.
Oct 27 2010 5:02PM
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yellav
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 1,217
no one cares that your gay
Oct 27 2010 5:03PM
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Jonny7
Posts: 3309 - Karma: 76
coming from the guy who said vaginas were terrible
Oct 27 2010 5:04PM
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J.J.M
Posts: 1464 - Karma: 58
nice one bra
Oct 27 2010 5:05PM
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snowking249
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 34
pics?
Oct 27 2010 5:07PM
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Username_42069
Posts: 1591 - Karma: 15
wear sun glasses, end of problem
Oct 27 2010 5:10PM
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yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
step one: apply acetone
Step two: wash acetone off with bleach
step three: apply ammonia
step four: rinse thoroughly for several hours
Oct 27 2010 5:20PM
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tfast
Posts: 607 - Karma: 7
loled
Oct 27 2010 5:24PM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 54
I am now blind and a lung collapsed. On the other hand, It got it off! Thanks yojimbo!
Oct 27 2010 5:27PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
well it was the obvious solution. Im pretty sure its common knowledge
Oct 27 2010 5:28PM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
At least your eyes are clean now!
Oct 27 2010 5:30PM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 54
Well, at least I think they are. I can't really tell what with the pitch blackness and all, but hey, they FEEL nice!!! :P
Oct 27 2010 5:33PM
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thugaim
Posts: 2181 - Karma: 33
worthless without pics etc. etc.
Oct 27 2010 5:41PM
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tfast
Posts: 607 - Karma: 7
cleanse your eyes by putting peanut butter on eyelids and get puppies
Oct 27 2010 5:41PM
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sirschralpalot.
Posts: 453 - Karma: 18
Butt pirates wear eyeliner..
Oct 27 2010 6:42PM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
paint thinner. It will burn your eyes, but you have to ignore the pain. Keep going, and the eye liner WILL come off
Oct 27 2010 6:46PM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
Perhaps the eyeliner has nothing to do with you looking like a lesbian, no?
Oct 27 2010 6:52PM
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WaterBottle
Posts: 1156 - Karma: 4
i heard drain-o really clears that shit out
Oct 27 2010 6:57PM
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MCIRONCOCK
Posts: 3094 - Karma: 30
Are you hitting on Arabian?
Oct 27 2010 7:02PM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
How in the world could that phrase be construed that way?
Oct 27 2010 7:15PM
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apcaipse
Posts: 2168 - Karma: 25
you look like this, don't you?

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Oct 27 2010 7:17PM
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