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My friend fucked up.

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Blurst
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On the weekend my friend and I got really drunk together. I passed out by 1 and he stayed up cruising NS and playing video games.

This is where he fucked up. He thought that it would be a hilarious joke to order me a mail order bride. He did not think that these websites were actually real so he took my moms credit card from her wallet and went ahead and did it.

He ordered it from this site. http://mailorderbride123.net/ I have been trying to contact the administrators of the site saying that I do not want a bride but I have gotten no reply yet.

I am freaking out right now and don't know what to do. I have not yet told my parents and am scared that they are going to kill me. Also my friend is not returning my calls or texts because he knows that I am pissed.

This is too fucked and I don't know what to do.
Oct 26 2010 1:30PM
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H8CH
Posts: 2709 - Karma: 218

Wow....

and i wondered if there were actually people dumb enough in this world to make internet scamming a viable occupation....  apparently so.

IT'S NOT FUCKING AMAZON!!

You can't just phone up and say i'd like to cancel my ladyshave 1000 order please..... 

Brilliant....  OP - your parents need to CANCEL that credit card..... like it was stolen.,....  and asap...

now then - back to the fun...

Oct 26 2010 1:54PM
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bakedpow
Posts: 8770 - Karma: 10,462
She is probably going to pull some Salt shit and come to America to cut your balls off.
Oct 26 2010 1:54PM
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Hoppy
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Thats if she doesnt turn out to be from the Russian Olympic shot-put team.
Oct 26 2010 1:54PM
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-Mugatu
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How dare you, shes a nice lady!!
Oct 26 2010 1:59PM
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Mykel
Posts: 1560 - Karma: 84
This is fun.
Oct 26 2010 2:00PM
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steezemeister
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

that is an awesome drunk joke

i'd be pissed though
tell your parents/contact the credit card company
Oct 26 2010 2:01PM
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Blurst
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Ya I am going to sit down and talk to my parents tonight, so I will have an update later. I think that I am going to drive over to my friends house now though.
Oct 26 2010 2:03PM
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theline
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updates will be required
Oct 26 2010 2:04PM
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H8CH
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Srsly - cancel that credit card asap.
Oct 26 2010 2:05PM
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TheHamburglar
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haha Ive never heard of this actually happening, ^ definitely give us updates, and pictures are a must
Oct 26 2010 2:06PM
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steezemeister
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yeah actually can you post a link to the bride your friend ordered for you?
Oct 26 2010 2:07PM
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SteezoSaurus
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ahhh good call
Oct 26 2010 2:11PM
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Blurst
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I already did on page one here it is again though.
http://mailorderbride123.net/user_baibochka.shtml
Oct 26 2010 2:11PM
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spkillah.
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he already did, take the time to read the thread before posting.

It's funny because she's 25 and looking for someone that's 25 and up. She's gonna get to America and realize you're not even legal to fuck yet. Also, my friends uncle got a mail order bride and they seriously ship them like the day of so I'm sure she's already on her way. He got his like within a week.
Oct 26 2010 2:12PM
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14.
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hahahahahaha

Moral of the story is don't pass out at 1 o'clock man, no matter how drunk you are

Oct 26 2010 2:13PM
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theline
Posts: 1507 - Karma: 92
switch a few words and this could be in the NS lanyards thread. except they just took forever to show up...
Oct 26 2010 2:14PM
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0ptions
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They're both western russia, close enough.
Oct 26 2010 2:15PM
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sarahskis
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hahahaha, oh man...

who did you buy?

Oct 26 2010 2:16PM
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CluckaChuck
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If I were you I would seriously beat the living fuck out of your friend.
Oct 26 2010 2:17PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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you could always kill her when she arrives. no one would know
Oct 26 2010 2:17PM
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dex.
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shenanigans
Oct 26 2010 2:18PM
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sarahskis
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i'd tap that
Oct 26 2010 2:21PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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Oct 26 2010 2:22PM
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bakedpow
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Oh man haha. Let us know how the friends goes. Shit is about to get akward.
Oct 26 2010 2:26PM
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yelsel
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definitely my threads

Oct 26 2010 2:27PM
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fujarome
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which one of all y'all dead motherfuckers just said that shit? Was it you, string bean? Ya skinny ass looking motherfucker?
Oct 26 2010 2:28PM
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Ski_Unit_19
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check the shots bro
Oct 26 2010 2:29PM
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k-rob
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lulz, it could be worse, she could be ugly.
Oct 26 2010 2:29PM
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pmsnow
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hahhahahaha words of the wise
Oct 26 2010 2:32PM
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KLovelace
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unless your parent's credit card has an enormous limit or is ridiculously shitty they probably wouldn't have accepted a charge like that without first calling the cardholder and making sure that it was a legitimate purchase. example: my dad let me borrow his credit card info to buy a plane ticket in europe (he is in oregon) and they wouldn't let the charge go through and immediately called him to confirm that he was in fact in europe and buying a plane ticket. it was a pretty inexpensive purchase too..but in this case they would most likely put a hold on suspicious activity.. like buying a mail order bride.
Oct 26 2010 2:37PM
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dubaiski
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epic thread, pics will be a must. You should make a scrapbook to document this moment.
Oct 26 2010 2:37PM
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Fritz_Wetherbee
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Hahaha thats full of win.

My driver's ed teacher ordered one from the Philippines a couple of years ago. haha they had a kid and as soon as she became a citizen she stole his driver's ed car and ran away with the baby.
Oct 26 2010 2:38PM
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lloyd_christmas
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possible troll.

either way, hilarious.
Oct 26 2010 2:42PM
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Mykel
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I called a thai bride place and left a voicemail saying I was a friend of mine.  I gave them his phone number, and they called him back the next day.

This is waaaaay beyond that.

I think you are going to be grounded.
Oct 26 2010 2:45PM
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geteducated
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she is in a shipping container right now.
Oct 26 2010 2:48PM
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Gstrong
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oh my god, i feel bad for you but its fucking hilarious at the same time
Oct 26 2010 2:50PM
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sirschralpalot.
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Hahahahaha I'd like hear what your mom has to say about that charge on her credit card
Oct 26 2010 2:51PM
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ace_
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yay
Oct 26 2010 2:52PM
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Brenone
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Can I get a tracking #?
Oct 26 2010 2:53PM
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Mr.Gaga
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Now I know what to do next week-end

Oct 26 2010 2:53PM
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laxstar
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how is everyone getting trolled by this, he has offered no proof, just a bullshit story, random numbers, and a picture he found off a website.... am i just the only cynical one left on this website or have i missed the all important "pic of proof"?
Oct 26 2010 2:56PM
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Black.Bird
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hope things work out for you haha. It's really your friend's fault and I'd be pissed
threads for updates
Oct 26 2010 2:57PM
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J.Quest
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This thread has made my day and you sir.. have a situation on your hands
Oct 26 2010 3:01PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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I don't know, this is a pretty damn good story for it to be fake.

Anyway just cancel the credit card, then when they go to get the money it won't work and they'll be like lulwut? or more appropriately
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But cancel that card quickly. just tell your parents you didn't do anything. plus they'll eventually see 12 grand on their card.
Oct 26 2010 3:02PM
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JIBpsy^^
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If you can't stop her from coming you should put it up on a web cam when she first sees you. So many roflcopters would be in the air the e-air traffic controller would hang himself by his tie.
Oct 26 2010 3:04PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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So now wait a minute, did something on NS prompt him to do that?
Oct 26 2010 3:05PM
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no_steeze
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these girls are hot. get her and fuck her. how much do they cost?
Oct 26 2010 3:07PM
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2_fadez
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Dibs on this one

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Oct 26 2010 3:16PM
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dubaiski
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I have a feeling that this is faked. I say this because after looking at some pages, as far as i can gather you dont pay the company anything (so not 12,000 like was claimed) instead you pay for subscription and then liaise with the girls online and arrange for them to come only after talkig to them. This will have meant that your 'friend' would have to have pulled this prank over several days.
Oct 26 2010 3:20PM
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Campeador
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Those girls are fucking hot, mail order bride is looking like a pretty sweet deal.
Oct 26 2010 3:26PM
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