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CROCODILE KILLS 19 PEOPLE ON A PLANE

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dex.
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crocs on a plane yo

http://www.news.com.au/travel/news/crocodile-on-a-plane-kills-19/story-e6frfq80-1225942045322
Oct 22 2010 1:51PM
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SteezyOhio
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Hey asshole, don't make threads with misleading titles. I was expecting a crocodile that ate 19 people on a fucking 747 or something, but instead its a baby crocodile that just caused a panic, to which the plane crashed hahahahaha that shits hilarious though.
Oct 22 2010 1:54PM
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BVT802
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i'm sick of this mother fucking croc on this motherfucking plane.


Oct 22 2010 1:54PM
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theline
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Oct 22 2010 1:54PM
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lineskier10
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THERE IS NO WAY I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE REAL BUT IT LOOKS FAIRLY LEGIT
Oct 22 2010 1:54PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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funny the croc survived. Sad he got chopped up after
Oct 22 2010 1:55PM
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dex.
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i was expecting a giant one that ate everybody...but still 19 people holy shit
Oct 22 2010 1:55PM
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GayWolf420
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God dammit. I thought the crocodile ate 19 people, Not caused the plane to crash. Thanks OP for misleading us.
Oct 22 2010 1:56PM
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dex.
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Oct 22 2010 1:57PM
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BVT802
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the OP would be money at writing campaign email subject headers for corporations with this type of misleading work. bravo. and that was 95% sarcasm free
Oct 22 2010 1:59PM
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dex.
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this just in.... the crocodile is rumored to be working with al-qaeda
Oct 22 2010 2:01PM
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Oct 22 2010 2:05PM
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BVT802
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OH SHIT!
Oct 22 2010 2:06PM
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triebby
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Oct 22 2010 2:10PM
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skithesprings
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"The crocodile survived the crash before being cut up with a machete"


i loled

Oct 22 2010 3:17PM
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Phormat
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That's is ridiculous. WTF, sure its a croc, but how big could it have been?
Oct 22 2010 3:25PM
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no_steeze
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we either been trolled hard or this is truly the most epic news story in the world

1. there was a crocodile on a plane LOL
2. it was a baby and scared people that caused panic and the plane fucking tipped over LOL
4. it was flying over congo LOL
3. the plane crashed into a house LOL
4. the croc was killed with a machete LOL
Oct 22 2010 3:25PM
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JahJahBinks
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If only this gut was still around. You are missed :(
Oct 22 2010 3:30PM
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Milksteak
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hahahahaha....oh, if only this were the case. hahahaha
Oct 22 2010 3:43PM
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Chompo.
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I SHOULDNT BE LAUGHING BUT THATS HILARIOUS HAHAHAHAHA
Oct 22 2010 3:43PM
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1337
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THIS


FFFFUUUUUUUUUU I was hoping for some man eating croc too
Oct 22 2010 3:45PM
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Schlop
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lol
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Oct 22 2010 3:56PM
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unchyll
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wow literally a plane full of vaginas, my croc nigga was just pissed about his seating accomidation and was trying to find the stuortist
Oct 22 2010 4:04PM
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BVT802
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no
Oct 22 2010 4:05PM
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TheClap.
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yeah real funny, 19 people died, fucking idiot show some fucking respect
Oct 22 2010 4:13PM
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BVT802
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dude this is on NS and was put up as a "WTF!?!" thread not a compassionate thread by any means. yes, it is tragic but there is humor to be found in it as well. let the kids play, mom.
Oct 22 2010 4:15PM
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Relish_man
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who the fuck puts a crocodile in their stowaway?
Oct 22 2010 4:55PM
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Mike-O
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Not a very big plane, so the whole "set off balance" seems plausible at least.

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Oct 22 2010 5:00PM
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theabortionator
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lol
Oct 22 2010 5:01PM
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fujarome
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ns isn't supposed to be as numb to life as 4chan.

1 skier dies, and ns cries it's collective self to sleep for 4 years. 19 people die in a plane crash, and it's funny.


some of you people are fucked up.
Oct 22 2010 5:02PM
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garrettwiz
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not funny......

but this made me lol:
Ironically the crocodile also survived the crash but was later killed with a machete by rescuers sifting through the wreckage.
Oct 22 2010 5:11PM
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nickyp
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Must suck to be the croc.

He gets off the plane, and he's all like "yaaaay, I'm alive, I'm alive"

Then he sees a bloke approaching him with a machete, and he's like "FFFUUUUUUUUUUUU"
Oct 22 2010 5:20PM
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thugaim
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Several quality posts in this thread.
Oct 22 2010 5:32PM
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skiierman
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i seem to remember people telling me i deserved to die because i wasn't affected by the death of the 80 year old that started salomon and yet here they are laughing at a plane crash that kills 19... man i love the staggering amount of hypocrisy on this site.

by the way, this story IS fucking hilarious.
Oct 22 2010 5:47PM
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no_steeze
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potentially the worst photoshop i have ever seen
Oct 22 2010 6:44PM
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I_Am_Mod
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omg, now i see it, didn't notice it was that an attempt to photoshop the crocs face onto steve irwin until you called it out ....

i just tought it was some sort of steve irwin/croc collage
Oct 22 2010 6:47PM
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hey-dude-its-me
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hahah no shit, you know you're dealing with a bunch of fucking losers when someone like ohmybosh is actually accepted now. at least its the same people over and over and they're all pretty much verified losers in life
Oct 22 2010 7:11PM
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garrettwiz
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i actually agree,
Oct 22 2010 7:14PM
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cultrara
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Oct 22 2010 7:44PM
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1337
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lol
Oct 22 2010 7:49PM
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RubberSoul
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we're talking about congo man, all bets are off
Oct 22 2010 9:28PM
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bistroburrito
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV0HUHO-5Xo
INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR I DRIVE A CHEVROLET MOVIE THEATER
Oct 22 2010 9:49PM
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