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Juice.Doctor
Posts: 2791 - Karma: 293
sorry if this is a repost but i thought it would be pretty cool if people told storries of fights that theyve been in during highschool... here is mine from last year...

I was a sophomore in highschool and this kid was really grindin ma gears for the past couple of days because he was just being extra gay and full of himself like normal. at the time i played soccer and lax and i thought i could mach up to his strength. this kid was a junior and played some position on the football team... but in gym class one day he was running around being a douche and he knocked over this gal i was talking to. i told him to fuck off and sit down and he got extra serious and like put his face really close to mine. then i kinda lightly shoved him away from me so i wasnt making out with him. then he unexpectedly shoved me pretty hard and i stepped back. then he stepped closer and shoved me again. i then proceeded to give him a punch in the face with my left hand. he then got a good punch at my face... then, i did something quite cool... we kinda stumbled away from each other after that punch and he was in kicking distance. so i faked a lunge with my left hand and literally high kicked him in the face. the kid got knocked off of his feet and landed on his back... i ended up fracturing a bone in his face and making him get stitches on his lips. his hole face was just swollen and bloody. i felt pretty bad after it happened... i guess skiing can really strengthen your legs...

go!
Oct 21 2010 9:18PM
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matt.s
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i refuse to participate. repost, and its stupid. why would you brag about hurting someone
Oct 21 2010 9:19PM
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vandersteeze
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Oct 21 2010 9:24PM
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no_steeze
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so you were talking with a girl but then he started making out with you and you didn't want her to think you were gay so you kicked him in the face?

that's what i caught
Oct 21 2010 9:25PM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 177
when i was younger my friends and i would get into fights and stuff every so often. after someone wins they always feel bad and whoever gets beat up feels like shit as well. so we stopped doing it and started to argue more instead
Oct 21 2010 9:28PM
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Notorious_LMP
Posts: 145 - Karma: 30
this had potential......................................................then you kicked the kid......in the face......karate kid?
Oct 21 2010 9:29PM
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Sam.Carson
Posts: 2884 - Karma: 35
haha kid had it comin to him
Oct 21 2010 9:30PM
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vandersteeze
Posts: 2650 - Karma: 1,511
He will probably come back with a knife next time
Oct 21 2010 9:33PM
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leeum.
Posts: 352 - Karma: 61
everybody on ns fuckin has to give the op shit whenever they feel like it... chill out were all on here for the same reason..
Oct 21 2010 9:37PM
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Skittle.
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2 stories

1st: at lunch basically the whole Mexican population of my school which is a lot walked outside to the front so you can tell there's going to be a fight. the front of the school happens to be right outside of the main office. there's a big crowd of people around the 2 kids that were fighting and an administrator came out and everybody went quiet after the admin asked what was going on. after a few moments of silence you hear an indian kid say "their having a dance off" in a strong accent and the 2 kids that were gonna fight start dancing and get away without a suspension.

2nd: my buddy's story from his math class: 2 tongan kids sitting next to each other while taking a test. heres the dialoge:
1-yo lets get some answers
2-no cuh i wanna do good this year
1-f*** you cuh (then grabs a stapler, opens it up, and staples the other poly in the back
2-ouch cuh! you stapled my shirt to my back! (then grabs the stapler and hits the other poly in the face.
they end up stapling each other in the middle of a math test for a little while until the teacher makes them stop
Oct 21 2010 9:38PM
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TheStudioCC
Posts: 2092 - Karma: 366
How could you post something like this and not expect us assholes to call you out on its validity.
Oct 21 2010 9:39PM
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vandersteeze
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Thats epic hahahahah
Oct 21 2010 9:40PM
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.frenchy
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Food fights are fun.. The consequences arent.. Learned that the hard way lol.
Oct 21 2010 9:41PM
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Juice.Doctor
Posts: 2791 - Karma: 293
wow sorry guys i just thought it would be kinda cool to hear other fight stories! my B!
Oct 21 2010 9:45PM
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GayWolf420
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Fighting is fucking stupid. Period.
Oct 21 2010 9:48PM
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Oh_So_Hyphy
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These stories didn't involve me but i saw them and they were quite epic.

1. Two weeks ago these two black kids are battling it out one prolly 6'3 180 and the only 5'8 150. the bigger kid is just sitting there letting the small get some hits in, finally with one punch the bigger kid punched the small one in the face and put a clean break on his nose. blood everywhere.

2. Two years ago kids were fighting one kid took the other kids head and threw him threw our main office window. thing is these windows have protective wiring in them (for security of something?). the kids face was bleeding horribly with like 3 wires stuck in his face.

inb4 cool story bro hansel etc...
Oct 21 2010 9:51PM
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icantskiiFILM
Posts: 2113 - Karma: 140
first day of school i was being bullied by a bigger kid on the bus. he was like kicking me in the shins and i was like yo dude stop. he kicked me harder and i was like iight thats it! i leaped toward him and mid leap gave him my best right hook of my life. direct hit on the cheek/nose. broken nose and lots of blood. kid went straight down and that was it haha thats all i have
Oct 21 2010 10:03PM
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.jersey
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i remember my first fight...
Oct 21 2010 10:07PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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the consequences... will never be the same
Oct 21 2010 10:09PM
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cooper.fry
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i remember my first boner, beer, and bitch...

Consequently they were all on the same night.

I was like 12 and I drank some beer (beer), proceded to masturbate that night (boner) and my mom bitched (bitch) at me the next morning.

Oct 21 2010 10:13PM
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J.Braun
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I don't need a tank top to be called a wifebeater.
Oct 21 2010 10:15PM
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Cthulhu
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some kid ratted me out to the principal, got expeled and sent to a reform type school for the rest of the year, ran into him in the summer and laid him the fuck out, broke my knuckle into my hand  and mangled his ear as well as made him cry infront of maybe 3-4 of his friends ( 3 of mine were there so i didnt get jumped)  and he had to tell his mom he fell skateboarding because he knew i would do it again if he snitched again, and if you say fighting is never justified slowly remove your tampon and think how pissed you would be if you had to leave your school with all your friends and go somewhere new just because a kid cant keep his mouth shut 
Oct 21 2010 10:16PM
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thisandthatfilms
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yes. oh yes. you get boned... hard
Oct 21 2010 10:21PM
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icantskiiFILM
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so true dude sometimes u gotta man up. Mind sharing what he told on u for?
Oct 21 2010 10:22PM
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chad.
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so, its eighth grade and im the TA for a pe class. I was in the guys locker room after class one day, so obvioualy everones kind of adrenalized and arrogant. this kid "yassir" yes he's black was talking shit about my goggle tan. so, I told him to stop running his illiterate mouth, he was like, nigga ill beat your white ass. I told him to try, so he walked over and swung, he grazee my chin I backpaced away from the benches took another step back right hook to left cheek and he was on the ground bleeding. according to the dean of students I Hit him so hard his cheek was squished inbetween my fist and his cheek and there was a perfect check opening. he had stitches for three weeks
Oct 21 2010 10:22PM
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thisandthatfilms
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nick that never happened.................
Oct 21 2010 10:23PM
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SneakyTurtle
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You have so many different nationalities. My school is entirely white except for like 5 black kids. Also, last year, all the black kids rode my bus, and they all sat in the back. I smell an irony.
Oct 21 2010 10:27PM
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Cthulhu
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selling big bags of sweet sticky flowers
Oct 21 2010 10:27PM
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icantskiiFILM
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Okay 6th grade WHATEVER. I havnt really fought anyone besides tetley sorry haha
Oct 21 2010 10:29PM
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Mr.DarthVader
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U should just yell at echother and get into rap battles cause that's what all the kids in the hood do
Oct 21 2010 10:29PM
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Sheets-mmm
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i partake in pointless arguements that pass time like you wouldnt believe, all you need is a few half reatrded friends
Oct 21 2010 10:33PM
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J-Evs
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never been in an actual fight
and fights never happen at my school and the ones that do are pussy fights, although my friends did fight the "bad" kids that were talkin shit and wrecked them.
Second time around they came back with brass knuckles....
Oct 21 2010 10:48PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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I've never been in a fight and i probably never will be in one. I'm not an aggressive person by nature, it's just not in me.

But there are a select few people who i hope and pray say something to the wrong person and get decked.
Oct 21 2010 10:59PM
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Kapital
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I was hanging out with a few buds at this chicks house and this chick gets a text from some ignorant fuck. She tells him to go away but he doesn't stop. So I call him up and bitched him out, told him if he doesn't fuck off Imma beat is ass...
anyway, kids being kids he didn't back off. So we met up at this little gravel road. we faced each other I walked forward and just cranked him in the chin with a right hook. (brook 6 of his teeth and knocked out 2) then proceeded to throw him on the ground and repeatedly pound him in the face. Needless to say the kid couldn't fight worth shit... His friends pulled me off of him and blood was everywhere. I asked if he wanted to have round 2, of course he didn't so him and his buds left.

about a week later I get a call from the RCMP telling me i'm being charged with assault on this little fuck. I'm still waiting for a court date. Fuck.

Spark notes: Kid was talking shit, I beat his ass, he's charging me with assault.
Oct 21 2010 11:06PM
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assface
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where do you go to school? there are polys everywhere where i go
Oct 21 2010 11:13PM
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assface
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lol skier won vs a black kid
Oct 21 2010 11:16PM
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ski.free
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i feel like you and zzzskizzz would get along great you both seem like fags, I FIGHT PEOPLE CLAIM
Oct 21 2010 11:17PM
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spkillah.
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have you ever came across a punk? Some kids deserve to get their asses kicked. Also a lot of the times they come at you first and you just have to fight back or get your ass kicked.
Oct 21 2010 11:17PM
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molsongolden
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i had to do 3 days of in-house suspension in 4th grade for fighting a kid because he tried to change the parking lot soccer rules to make them more advantageous for his team
Oct 21 2010 11:19PM
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clark.
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That's the thing...getting charged with assault would suck. So it's better to just be smart and not go looking for a fight. If someone really wants to fight you let them throw the first punch, proceed to knock the shit out of them, and then all you have to say is that it was out of self defense.
Oct 21 2010 11:23PM
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futbol
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(Not related to beginning of story)
So in 8th grade, I was talking back to one of the lunch monitor's and had to get moved. So I got moved to the ghetto table.

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So I'm sittin' there being all lonely and shit, and some kid spilled milk on this huuuuge black kid. This kid stands up, throws his tray and walks toward the small puny kid. The small kid ran and hid behind one of the monitors and the black kid just comes and faces the monitor and swings around her head and cracks the kid in the jaw. I heard his jaw break and the kid just dropped and was knocked out.

Funny thing is, once they got back from their suspensions they were friends again
Oct 21 2010 11:29PM
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Logey.
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i got jumped once,
Oct 22 2010 12:38AM
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Kapital
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Yea I learned that one the hard way. And yes it sucks DICK. I'm pleading the dad to maybe drop the charges but he's an asshole... If not i'm probably gonna get charged and end up with a fine and community service. If that dad really wants to be a fucking prick he could have me pay for his kids teeth to be fixed and have me put on probation..
Oct 22 2010 12:50AM
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