Red Bull Unrailistic | LIVE Broadcast

Member of the Month

PartyBullshiit
March, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

Hardest youve hit someone

profile picture
BRec
Posts: 566 - Karma: 39
in my soccer game a few days ago i hit this kid not like punch or kick sorta like a body check and i hit him so hard in the chest he started to bleed like there was a blood spot on his chest.... i know cool story hansel and shit but honestly what football/hockey/lacrosse player on here has hit someone so hard they bled. people always say soccer players are pussys and im pretty sure i could easily take at least more than half the kids who call me a grassfairy
Oct 20 2010 10:52PM
0 0
profile picture
Lemuel
Posts: 14477 - Karma: 10,515
I fell down the stair once.
Oct 20 2010 10:54PM
0 0
profile picture
icantskiiFILM
Posts: 2113 - Karma: 140
i hit someone in a pickup football game at my house so hard i cracked his rib and gave him a concussion. my football games get intense
Oct 20 2010 10:54PM
0 0
profile picture
matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
broke a kids rib in rugby.
was his fault, he was running with the ball and he completely exposed his side to me so i took the opportunity.
Oct 20 2010 10:56PM
0 0
profile picture
beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 428
knocked a chick out cold
Oct 20 2010 10:57PM
0 0
profile picture
Where-am-I
Posts: 1635 - Karma: 281
idk i've sat a few people down in hockey
Oct 20 2010 10:59PM
0 0
profile picture
dex.
Posts: 2973 - Karma: 62
i bet you raped her afterward
Oct 20 2010 10:59PM
0 0
profile picture
beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 428
if i had a penis i prob would of
Oct 20 2010 11:01PM
0 0
profile picture
ghick
Posts: 429 - Karma: 149
upright running rugby = broken ribs

Click for larger image
Oct 20 2010 11:03PM
0 0
profile picture
B4NE1
Posts: 876 - Karma: 16
I head butted a guy once it was a bloody mess.
Oct 20 2010 11:04PM
0 0
profile picture
dex.
Posts: 2973 - Karma: 62
lol
Oct 20 2010 11:04PM
0 0
profile picture
cct_222
Posts: 1526 - Karma: 141
i broke a kids collarbone as well as his facemask during my soph year of lacrosse, a friend has it on film too, ill try to dig it up
Oct 20 2010 11:04PM
0 0
profile picture
Testicles
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 13
WOULD HAVE*
Oct 20 2010 11:04PM
0 0
profile picture
Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 65
outside of sports?
I punched a kid square in the mouth/nose and his head went back into a brick wall (according to spectators). lots of blood.

football - blitzed off the end (im a ILB), ran directly at the QB who was setting up to throw. just after he threw, i laid my face mask into his back, he bent back like a bow, and i completely took him, and the RB the was blocking for him on the other side, out

lax -  a couple of 2nd slides, blind siding kids sitting in the middle waiting for a pass. love those hits.
Oct 20 2010 11:05PM
0 0
profile picture
dex.
Posts: 2973 - Karma: 62
would've*
Oct 20 2010 11:05PM
0 0
profile picture
artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
I threw a little toy gun at a kid and it hit him square in the throat, the fight we were in ended soon after.
Oct 20 2010 11:07PM
0 0
profile picture
steezeeepolizeee
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 796
i ran across the street and football tacked my buddy off of a sidewalk down a 10 foot ravine when I was wasted. Both of us could barely walk after.
Oct 20 2010 11:08PM
0 0
profile picture
futbol
Posts: 319 - Karma: 10
In hockey I drilled some kid, flew over the penalty box. Unconcious and taken off on a stretcher. I felt bad about it afterwards. Oh and I also like a fricken 30 minute penalty for it and it was clean (like 6 majors stacked in 1 haha)
Oct 20 2010 11:08PM
0 0
profile picture
Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 177
............................................________
....................................,.-'"...................``~.,
.............................,.-"..................................."-.,
.........................,/...............................................":,
.....................,?......................................................\,
.................../...........................................................,}
................./......................................................,:`^`..}
.............../...................................................,:"........./
..............?.....__.........................................:`.........../
............./__.(....."~-,_..............................,:`........../
.........../(_...."~,_........"~,_....................,:`........_/
..........{.._$;_......"=,_......."-,_.......,.-~-,},.~";/....}
...........((.....*~_......."=-._......";,,./`..../"............../
...,,,___.\`~,......"~.,....................`.....}............../
............(....`=-,,.......`........................(......;_,,-"
............/.`~,......`-...............................\....../\
.............\`~.*-,.....................................|,./.....\,__
,,_..........}.>-._\...................................|..............`=~-,
.....`=~-,_\_......`\,.................................\
...................`=~-,,.\,...............................\
................................`:,,...........................`\..............__
.....................................`=-,...................,%`>--==``
........................................_\..........._,-%.......`\
...................................,<`.._|_,-&``................`
Oct 20 2010 11:09PM
0 0
profile picture
beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 428
huh... ima fuckin idiot.
Oct 20 2010 11:21PM
0 0
profile picture
pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 829
go cradle your boyfriends nut sac
Oct 20 2010 11:26PM
0 0
profile picture
hellyeaaaah
Posts: 640 - Karma: 8
back when I was 5'9", I could knock kids out in hockey like nbd, but only if they came in to hit me
Oct 20 2010 11:28PM
0 0
profile picture
PartyHon
Posts: 2019 - Karma: 425
when i was keeper i broke this kids leg/tore his acl slide tackling him. needless to say i got a red card. and was sued. but didn't hold up in court
Oct 20 2010 11:29PM
0 0
profile picture
Travapple.
Posts: 6787 - Karma: 88
ive laid a few out during football season. I was playing wide out and threw a nasty crack block on the DE, knocked him straight to his ass.
Oct 20 2010 11:29PM
0 0
profile picture
GayWolf420
Posts: 36696 - Karma: 110,690
I punched a kid so hard that his head flew into space.
Oct 20 2010 11:29PM
0 0
profile picture
jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
knocked a kid out in box lacrosse, cross checked his head into the boards.
Oct 20 2010 11:30PM
0 0
profile picture
katalina
Posts: 794 - Karma: 16
slap a guy so hard he bruised...
Oct 20 2010 11:30PM
0 0
profile picture
katalina
Posts: 794 - Karma: 16
slapped
Oct 20 2010 11:31PM
0 0
profile picture
jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
also hit a kid through the gate in the corner of the rink in hockey, im a little guy so i was so stoked on this one.
Oct 20 2010 11:31PM
0 0
profile picture
jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
triple post but aha i made a kid knock himself out in hockey because of something like this. ducked his hit and he went headfirst into the boards, the kid was like 6'4 too and I was like 5'2 at the time. just skated away laughing.
Oct 20 2010 11:33PM
0 0
profile picture
charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
playing cones in p.e. last year i laid a kid out pretty good...

i came running back to my side with a cone, and as this kid starts runnin back to his side he kinda straightened out a bit, i just dropped my shoulder and dipped into him. it threw him into the wall, pretty sure it broke a couple ribs.
Oct 20 2010 11:33PM
0 0
profile picture
Freshbakedbread
Posts: 949 - Karma: 483
im 170 5'11 kid was 120 5'5 playin lacrosse, Im defense and he was pissing me off. We were running for a ball and i slowed down and let him pick it up, when he turned around I ran into him as hard as I could and checked the shit out of him. He flew like 10 ft and got 2 whiplashes and his dad yelled at me.... not really "proud" of it but thats the hardest I've hit someone.
Oct 20 2010 11:36PM
0 0
profile picture
Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
Broke a kids back in hockey, his fault though, in the middle of the rink, just gets the puck, and i fucking blindside him, he falls immediately and I get tossed, and ride the steel horse for 3 games.
Oct 20 2010 11:37PM
0 0
profile picture
KatyPerry.
Posts: 1051 - Karma: 23
in elementary school i was at a sleepover with some friends and it was dark.. i was reaching for a lightswitch and accidentally smoked my friend in the face and gave her a nosebleed...

but i've only intentionally hit someone once, and it was this canada day when i ended up seeing the girl who totalled my car. she tried to come say hi and be friendly so i punched her in the face. she fucking deserved it. whore.
Oct 20 2010 11:38PM
0 0
profile picture
E.FARR
Posts: 1297 - Karma: 25
i fell up the stairs once
Oct 20 2010 11:38PM
0 0
profile picture
Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
hmm, sent a kid to the hospital in a football game, on a kickoff return.

broke a kids collarbone in football.

can't really tell yoou how hard something was over the internet....
Oct 20 2010 11:39PM
0 0
profile picture
GayWolf420
Posts: 36696 - Karma: 110,690
I once tackled a kid so hard that he exploded into thin air.
Oct 20 2010 11:40PM
0 0
profile picture
KatyPerry.
Posts: 1051 - Karma: 23
Oct 20 2010 11:42PM
0 0
profile picture
Pee_and_Ski
Posts: 1869 - Karma: 57
im goin with my jeep hitting an Armada it hurt
Oct 20 2010 11:49PM
0 0
profile picture
matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
actually, it looked a little something like that.
Oct 20 2010 11:50PM
0 0
profile picture
Get.Kronk
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 226
In hockey this kid had a breakaway but was fumbling around like a tool and had his head down, somebody on my team changed and I went on near my blue-line, just sprinted at him, didn't even turn, left my feet all that shit. he lost his helmet and both gloves and broke his stick. I flew/slid to the boards (it happened at center ice) and didn't remember the rest of the game.
Oct 20 2010 11:52PM
0 0
profile picture
SCOO-WOOP
Posts: 1264 - Karma: 244
I broke my wrist in a fight.

I punched him weird and it snapped.

I almost cried, but I was too busy getting the shit beaten out of me by 3 people.
Oct 20 2010 11:52PM
0 0
profile picture
Mezmerize19
Posts: 6475 - Karma: 18
I did some insane karate move once when you grab the guy by the arm and flip him over your back. but that was by accident and I couldnt do it again if I tried.

Outside of that, I dont think ive ever punched someone
Oct 20 2010 11:53PM
0 0
profile picture
omnomnom
Posts: 1280 - Karma: 73
uhh... well i tore my friends rotator cuff.. and then i also broke another dude's nose. and knock the wind out of people from tackles plenty of times.
Oct 20 2010 11:53PM
0 0
profile picture
Get.Kronk
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 226
Sounds reasonable.
Oct 20 2010 11:53PM
0 0
profile picture
SCOO-WOOP
Posts: 1264 - Karma: 244
It sucked.

A lot.

For future reference,

no matter how big, and how good at fighting you are,

theres always a bigger fish.
Oct 21 2010 1:13AM
0 0
profile picture
Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Broke three ribs in one kid

Gave another three concussions
Oct 21 2010 1:20AM
0 0
profile picture
hellyeaaaah
Posts: 640 - Karma: 8
My friend did this to a kid in hockey, he kept trying to get up and find the bench but he couldn't haha
Oct 21 2010 1:44AM
0 0
profile picture
Negro_Jesus
Posts: 1789 - Karma: 91
i know someone who broke a kids back playing rugby. he got suspended from the league. hes also got this weird muscle disorder that makes him ripped and he doesnt workout. its not steroids
Oct 21 2010 1:46AM
0 0
profile picture
Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Oct 21 2010 1:47AM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-4)