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Weird/interesting fortunes from fortune cookies?

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.AR6rider.
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So I ordered some Chinese food for dinner tonight, and when I opened my fortune cookie it said: "Pass the bill to the person on your left." It would have been a cool fortune if I wasn't eating by myself...

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Anybody else ever gotten a weird fortune like that?

Oct 20 2010 7:14PM
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Captain_Slow
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[IMG]http://www.blogcdn.com/www.slashfood.com/media/2006/07/fortunecookienv.jpg[/IMG]

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Oct 20 2010 7:15PM
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BrewskiJr
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Ya i've had a few.

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Oct 20 2010 7:17PM
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p-fo
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ive always wanted to make troll ones just for fun. like "LOOK OUT!" or "death is imminent" etc
havent gotten any good ones myself really...
Oct 20 2010 7:20PM
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I.Love.Beezy
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add "in bed" to every fortune cookie


get women
Oct 20 2010 7:23PM
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j.saaaarela
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"ask your mom"
Oct 20 2010 7:34PM
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binturong-qwerty
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I got one that said "you struggle for self-confidence" then it had a smiley face
Oct 20 2010 7:38PM
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meeesh
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I opened one that said
"everyone has a photographic memory, some just dont have film"
& another "you should pay for dinner"
Oct 20 2010 8:38PM
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