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How do you eat your pizza?

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Gorilla.Steeze
Posts: 2215 - Karma: 43
Are you a folder, or a straight shooter? Now obviously you can't fold a deep dish, but I personally enjoy folding my NY style pizza. I hope no one here eats it backwards like those stupid Pizza Hut, stuffed crust pizzas. What say you NS?

Heidi Klum's doing it all wrong.

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Oct 20 2010 5:12PM
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steezbox
Posts: 1394 - Karma: 701

1 slice = fold dat shit

2 slices = pizza sandwich

Oct 21 2010 8:14PM
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YoungJah
Posts: 1106 - Karma: 66
The posh way, with a knife and fork.
Oct 21 2010 8:14PM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
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or sometimes even
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Oct 21 2010 8:14PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
is this like an east coast thing? I'd never seen anyone fold a pizza like this until I moved to the east coast. i picked up the fold while I was there and have since brought it with me. i don't really know anyone else that folds though.
Oct 21 2010 8:19PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,212
i look at and the bash my head into the slice and then i lick what is stuck to my mouth area!..    but really. i use a fork and knife for deep dish( which is the the best IMOP) and i take the pizza roll it into a tube dip into ranch dip into hot sauce then i lick it off. repeat!
Oct 21 2010 8:23PM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
One bite bitches
Oct 21 2010 8:24PM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
it could be...come to think of it, i've never seen anyone outside of the east coast do it.

thats how i do it though. fold in half length wise and go to town on that thing.
Oct 21 2010 8:24PM
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steezeeepolizeee
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 796
generally with my mouth, but not always
Oct 21 2010 8:32PM
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Sam.Carson
Posts: 2884 - Karma: 35
i eat it normally like a normal person
Oct 21 2010 9:36PM
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Sheets-mmm
Posts: 392 - Karma: 42
lots of hot sauce and VERY FAST
Oct 21 2010 9:59PM
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dex.
Posts: 2973 - Karma: 62
standard pizza eating style, but with ranch of TAPATIO
Oct 21 2010 10:00PM
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ride_on
Posts: 317 - Karma: 33
right now, and also remove all toppings, eat them then eat the doughy saucy goodness that remains
Oct 21 2010 10:06PM
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JacheOReally
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Just like that.
Oct 21 2010 10:15PM
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OneLove_skier
Posts: 1175 - Karma: 135
Yep. its key.
Oct 21 2010 11:21PM
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thisandthatfilms
Posts: 7713 - Karma: 525
KEY YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES
Oct 21 2010 11:25PM
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PartyHon
Posts: 2019 - Karma: 425
YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES
Oct 21 2010 11:29PM
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T.DUDE
Posts: 1681 - Karma: 129
a little dunkin in the ranch. classic example of amazingness.
Oct 21 2010 11:34PM
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appa
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,739
fold that shit down the middle like a sandwich... soo juicy
Oct 21 2010 11:35PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14477 - Karma: 10,515
I eat it like a normal person, not like some goomba. Crust end in one hand, other underneath supporting it.
Oct 21 2010 11:37PM
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thisandthatfilms
Posts: 7713 - Karma: 525
and then you mop up the greese with your crust
Oct 21 2010 11:37PM
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appa
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,739
sometimes if i feel like it might be alright if i get the runs...
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Oct 21 2010 11:39PM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
It might be, I mean I'm from the east coast and a lot of people I know do it but I've never paid attention to pizza eating off the east cost.
Oct 22 2010 5:57PM
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rudager
Posts: 11332 - Karma: 4,597
my friend did this...It didn't make him look any skinnier.

"You know that eating two pieces at once doesn't make you look any skinnier"
"Yea, but I still look good"
"No, you're fat"
Oct 22 2010 6:09PM
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Captain_Slow
Posts: 1677 - Karma: 24
occasionally roll it up like a taco,
Oct 22 2010 6:16PM
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