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McMurry, you crashed NS. Be gone.
GET THE FUCK OUT
Let me explain wut happened for you:
I went to a Skittles factory on an LSD trip and literally tripped while I was trippin and fell into the orange dye. Upon my desperate struggle to free myself from drowning my vains in a lethaly high level of glucose I managed to use the sugar high to fly as if I drank red bull
The problem was I couldn't tell if I was high literally from flying or just tripping because by now the mushrooms were kicking in as well. I met 'Lucy in the sky with diamonds' and jacked her for the diamonds after I fucked her on cloud 9.
At this point I knew I was worth money so after shanking Leonardo Dicaprio and replacing him on set in blood diamond I made a behind the scene trade with a corrupt dictatorship and cashed in hard.
I then went to NS looking for Matt Harvey only to find out that I'm so out dated in this industry that he's now moved on to Freeskier magazine. After crying for 3 hours on an LSD emotional rollercoaster thinking of NS as well as my highschool sweetheart I then came to grips, which led to an epiphany!! ... My skin is ORANGE!!! If I can use this & sum money to bribe NS that I'm worth the orange stamp then I might be able to pass as 'cool' on newschoolers & get the credibility in the rap game that INEVITABLY comes with such.
My genious plan worked & now I can afford all the LSD I WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!