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Random movie quotes

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chardi
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i was flippin though channels trying to find something to watch and its this movie and the first thing i hear is:

"dad, how did you recognize that homeless guy after all these years?"

it probably has something to do with the plot, but out of context it is random and hilarious. post random movie quotes. random. don't fuck with the system.
Oct 16 2010 11:26PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
niggaz be trippin
LA
clap your hands to this shit
Oct 16 2010 11:33PM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277
TRON FUNKIN BLOW
Oct 16 2010 11:40PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061

the last one is full of win

Oct 16 2010 11:52PM
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ghick
Posts: 429 - Karma: 149
try the veil!
Oct 16 2010 11:52PM
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RiddleMeThis
Posts: 749 - Karma: 117
oh my god karen, you cant just ask people why theyre white!


mean girls anyone?
Oct 16 2010 11:54PM
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ghick
Posts: 429 - Karma: 149
veal*

she doesn't even go here.

The only reason you're living here is because me and my dad decided that your mom was really hot, and maybe we should just both bang her, and we'll put up with the retard in the meantime. Who's the reatrd? you. HEY Y'ALL DON'T SAY THAT
Oct 16 2010 11:55PM
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-Mugatu
Posts: 2579 - Karma: 84
whole speech is pure badass

Oct 16 2010 11:56PM
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soulskier
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when the fuck did we get ice cream?
Oct 16 2010 11:57PM
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1337
Posts: 31039 - Karma: 29,013
hahaha I lost it so hard when I first saw that movie at that part. classic.


"Timmy, have you ever seen a grown man naked?
"Have you ever been inside a turkish prison?"
Oct 16 2010 11:58PM
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-Mugatu
Posts: 2579 - Karma: 84
Ari gooold!!
Oct 17 2010 12:02AM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
Ari Gold, entourage.
I prefer chocolate chip.
Oct 17 2010 12:02AM
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soulskier
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that reminds me! "i like my coffee like i like my men...black"
Oct 17 2010 12:07AM
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matt.s
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yippe-kai-yay motherFUCKER
Oct 17 2010 12:08AM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
"This is MADNESS!!"
Oct 17 2010 12:14AM
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1337
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I repeated this to my aunt and I got in a lot of trouble, ohhh being naive at age 12
Oct 17 2010 12:15AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061

uhhhhh yeah.....

KEWL!

Oct 17 2010 12:52AM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36

"If its a fair fight i take grilled cheese, but if its prison rules, the taco"

Oct 17 2010 12:56AM
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EH_DUBS
Posts: 3080 - Karma: 969
Buy the ticket, take the ride.
Oct 17 2010 1:21AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
"my father never liked you"
Oct 17 2010 2:38AM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,861
bark twice if you're in milwaukee
Oct 17 2010 2:40AM
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jorb.co
Posts: 2581 - Karma: 468
lets bucket list this bitch! i dont know i just watched that movie
Oct 17 2010 2:42AM
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XtRemE11
Posts: 5680 - Karma: 246
"what species is this?" "its uh, a velociraptor" "you bred raptors?"

"we can make it if we run"
"no we cant"
"why not?"
"because we are being hunted"
Oct 17 2010 2:50AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
"so i went on to law school at ohio state...football scholarship"
Oct 17 2010 11:34AM
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spkillah.
Posts: 350 - Karma: 13
i told her what time it was
Oct 17 2010 12:24PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,294
Tell Drama he’s on the top of my list of things to do today, along with inserting needles in my cock!
Oct 17 2010 12:51PM
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.JPolster
Posts: 782 - Karma: 17
its not a tumor
Oct 17 2010 12:52PM
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Mr.Feeny
Posts: 990 - Karma: 11
"cool story hansel"
Oct 17 2010 3:37PM
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Pmoore
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"Act like a tree... and get the fuck outta here."
Oct 17 2010 3:41PM
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MikeTK
Posts: 549 - Karma: 126
Run forest run!
Oct 18 2010 2:37PM
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Gnarshred
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 18
"I'm not going to take relationship advice from someone who can't spell relationship... or advice... or bong."

"Carpe the diem! Seize the.... Karp!"

Anyone??
Oct 18 2010 2:45PM
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EastCoast...
Posts: 228 - Karma: 10
"say what one more time"
"is there a sign on the lawn saying dead ni**er storage"
Oct 18 2010 3:26PM
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OscarTheGrouch
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"No regrets... That's my motto. Well that and everybody wang chung tonight."
gotta love Out Cold
Oct 18 2010 3:29PM
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
i lost so hard at "stop eating my sesame cake!" ahaha that whole video was awesome though
Oct 18 2010 4:19PM
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KatyPerry.
Posts: 1051 - Karma: 23
hahahhaha yes ^ best movie ever

"I like her red hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes"
Oct 18 2010 4:23PM
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hoodratz47
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"its all in the reflexes"

THE GODDAM FINKLESTIEN SHIT KID, SON OF A BITCH"!

i hope you not doing anything for about a month"
Oct 18 2010 4:25PM
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