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Will I look gay?

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CharlietheKing
Posts: 23 - Karma: 10
would I look gay if I had Salomon spk's, suspects 2011 model and a legit armada jacket and my best trick is a 540?
Oct 6 2010 7:55PM
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robDAbank
Posts: 210 - Karma: -18
Why do people think you have to be able to throw down to wear a perticular brand? It's the same with saga, who gives a fuck? If you like some thing & can afford it then good luck to ya no matter how many tricks you've hot in your bag
Oct 7 2010 11:18AM
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robDAbank
Posts: 210 - Karma: -18
i ment got not hot poxy iphone
Oct 7 2010 1:11PM
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K_Fresh
Posts: 385 - Karma: 234
Yes you will.
Oct 7 2010 1:25PM
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585.
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 77
just cuz you made this thread, yes.
Oct 7 2010 2:29PM
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schu2122
Posts: 247 - Karma: 24
this
Oct 7 2010 3:19PM
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Algebra
Posts: 5215 - Karma: 1,677
you will look slightly bicurious.
Oct 7 2010 3:53PM
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Otter.
Posts: 1161 - Karma: 84
wear whatever you want kid.
Oct 7 2010 4:52PM
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mitchski
Posts: 126 - Karma: 94
                         
Oct 9 2010 6:49AM
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stephengillboy
Posts: 462 - Karma: 191
haha yes
Oct 9 2010 1:16PM
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B4NE1
Posts: 876 - Karma: 16
I smoked pot, does this mean I'm gay now?
Oct 9 2010 1:33PM
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sagesnow
Posts: 3116 - Karma: 1,593
pretty much never ask NS this, charlie
Oct 18 2010 10:47PM
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JStrathern
Posts: 8747 - Karma: 1,536
well first, you must ask yourself, do i like boys? and secondly, will this attire attract young boys? if you are wearing those things, i'd say the answer to the latter is yes indeed.
Oct 18 2010 10:51PM
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HIT
Posts: 3524 - Karma: 4,996
who gives a fuck! my bag of tricks isnt the biggest, but it's not gonna stop me from wearing what i want.

whoever cares what im wearing can fuck off and go to the new york fashion exchange because the mountain is the wrong place for those people.



Oct 18 2010 10:54PM
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-Marc-
Posts: 865 - Karma: 207
If theres alot of good people at your hill with shitty gear, you'll look like a poser, if its like my hill where your considered amazing if you can do a 7, you can wear whatever the fuck you want and they'll still think your cool.
Oct 18 2010 11:18PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
here is gator's formula for determining skiing ability

let's say you start with a scale, 0 being you suck at skiing (gaper) and 7 being you are super pro

for every one of these factors, you give yourself a point. if you do not apply to any, you get a negative point everyone starts at 2 and it is very possible to go into the negatives

+1 if you spend more than 75% of days in the park
+1 if your outerwear is more than 2 sizes bigger than what your grandma would buy for you
+1 if you wear your goggle strap under your helmet
+1 if your poles are shorter than 20"
+1 if you do not use poles
+1 if you ride the current year's park skis that you bought new from a local shop
+1 if you ride 12 din bindings or lower
+1 if you do badly in school because you don't give a fuck
+1 if you live in the midwest
+1 if you wear a hoodie regardless of weather conditions
+1 if you listen to wu tang
+1 if you spend most of your time standing around next to jumps
+7 if you spend your time filming because you're never pressured into hitting anything (do not subtract points if this does not apply to you)
-199 if you are from kenya

total your points and divide by 2. take your raw score and see where you stand on the scale

for reference, kangbang scores a 6.5 and ian mcintosh scores a negative 5. that is proof of this system's accuracy
Oct 18 2010 11:33PM
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Scrambles
Posts: 2270 - Karma: 63
-3 amicool?
Oct 19 2010 12:16AM
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Rockhound
Posts: 3432 - Karma: 851
i got -1....WHY DO YOU PENALIZE ME FOR HAVING A METHOD MAN RINGTONE!!!!!!!
Oct 19 2010 12:32AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
not penalized, you gain +1 points for listening to wu tang
Oct 19 2010 12:38AM
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Rockhound
Posts: 3432 - Karma: 851
btw, props for that reference to kangbang
Oct 19 2010 12:53AM
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OneLove_skier
Posts: 1175 - Karma: 135
.
Oct 19 2010 1:57AM
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Candy
Posts: 1051 - Karma: 176
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWbLkXhGEmo&ob=av3e
Oct 19 2010 4:39AM
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Mr_pretzel
Posts: 4616 - Karma: 1,289
-3 im a cool now?
Oct 19 2010 9:04AM
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beermuscles
Posts: 1821 - Karma: 100
people are idiots haha.


i use head mojo pros as my boots and they fucking rock because they fit my feet so well. took me two seasons to get them exactly perfect but the response and feel of the boot is amazing.


you silly kids and your trendwhoring.
Oct 19 2010 9:58AM
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cwillygood
Posts: 6831 - Karma: 1,829
this guy knows what hes talking about haha, . , but for real for 40$ its worth it but it is anoying when kids get all the stuff and.
Oct 19 2010 5:44PM
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special-J
Posts: 1572 - Karma: 4,477
-4.... IM NOT PRO??!!
Oct 19 2010 7:43PM
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SNOWPARKCHlLE
Posts: 2047 - Karma: 6,727
buy whatever you want!!!i have g salomon suit and salomon suspect 2010 and salomon sth 16 binding and spk kaos 2008 and im not the best skier ....but i dont fuckin care
Oct 19 2010 8:53PM
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ArmadaSkier26
Posts: 415 - Karma: -1
do you have a vagina too?
Oct 19 2010 10:27PM
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thatsG
Posts: 2557 - Karma: 1,771
-1, why you gotta hate on the midwest?
Oct 19 2010 10:35PM
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triebby
Posts: 8670 - Karma: 2,189
Who gives a shit what you look like? If you like what your gear looks like and how it rides then that is all that matters. There will always be haters, do what you want and trust yourself.
Oct 19 2010 11:13PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
it's clearly not hating
Oct 19 2010 11:23PM
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sagesnow
Posts: 3116 - Karma: 1,593
okay i figured its time i do this.

HAH. impossible you cant divide 0 bitches. so i guess i'm not even a skier eh.
Oct 20 2010 12:00AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
1. find a calculator
2. type in zero divided by 2
3. admire the answer
4. stick your head in a microwave for 13 minutes
Oct 20 2010 12:10AM
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
this thread is hilarious
Oct 20 2010 12:49AM
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SNOWPARKCHlLE
Posts: 2047 - Karma: 6,727
i have a new one from your mom!!delicious
Oct 20 2010 8:58AM
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sagesnow
Posts: 3116 - Karma: 1,593
its zero no shit. but it doesnt change.
Oct 20 2010 11:16AM
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ArmadaSkier26
Posts: 415 - Karma: -1
thats a fucking quality joke kid got any others involving like my dad or another family member?
Oct 20 2010 3:17PM
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DGOskeeze
Posts: 140 - Karma: 34
It is not about your best trick...it is about your ability to make it look easy...and therefore Steezy!
Oct 20 2010 3:30PM
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bcon18
Posts: 69 - Karma: 13
why even make the thread people will just rip on you and it why do you care so much the people that make fun of you are the kids that are alway shopping for ski clothes 24/7
Oct 20 2010 4:22PM
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SkiBreck=@
Posts: 64 - Karma: 13
Everyone knows its all about the STTTEEEEEEEEEZZZEEEEEE.............Now that was gay.
Oct 20 2010 5:49PM
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SNOWPARKCHlLE
Posts: 2047 - Karma: 6,727
your sister!!how old are you 14?
Oct 20 2010 7:13PM
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Jibbin_Ur_Face
Posts: 2536 - Karma: 763
Hahaha Signature. And yes you will.
Oct 20 2010 7:47PM
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ArmadaSkier26
Posts: 415 - Karma: -1
16 and shut the fuck up
Oct 21 2010 4:41PM
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Jibbidy
Posts: 787 - Karma: 19
Honestly fair question I guess. I say don't worry about it. Sure there's often that kid with XXL clown-colored everything, latest sickest SPKs, sticks, poles, shiny goggles, sick helmet and gloves, and steeze bandana who waits at the top of the park forever only to hit the M kicker and flail like fuckin hell then bail. But, since seeing it once, I now never assume skill based on brand/product.

Don't hold yourself back from looking sharp on the hill. Just don't be "that guy" trying to get noticed solely on looks instead of tricks.
Oct 23 2010 4:45AM
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HyphyEF
Posts: 4 - Karma: 10
i have thalls and dont even ski park, the insecurity level with u is high my friend
Oct 23 2010 1:04PM
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JakeSalvador
Posts: 2741 - Karma: 1,309

My friend has:

-Salomon Shogun Boots

-Dynastar Bindings

-Atomic Twin Tips

-Jiberish Jungle Cat

-Jiberish Aristocrat

-Jiberish Hatchman

-Jiberish Verde

-Jiberish L.I.T.C

- Got ripped off by some guy on NS for the Spyder Jamaica Team Jacket

He skied like barely when he was a kid. Then he snowboarded for a year. And now he says hes going to be AMAZING at skiing. I told him he is gonna look like a fuckin poser when he skis with all brand new shit, and he denys . His dad buys it all for him.

Will he look gay?

Oct 23 2010 1:14PM
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arandomname
Posts: 1989 - Karma: 18
He's gonna suck huge balls, get laughed at, then go back to snowboarding.  I'll bet $10 right now.
Oct 23 2010 3:03PM
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ReignMan
Posts: 1852 - Karma: 226
yes
Oct 23 2010 3:10PM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
i'm glad no one has deleted this thread yet.
Oct 23 2010 3:50PM
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*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 511
fuck -2
Oct 23 2010 3:53PM
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