So there's this chick who is my neighbor and shes really fucking annoying. Like we met 2 days ago which consisted of a 5 second whats up in a hallway. She cant stop texting me and shit and hitting me up to do things, so on a car ride back from surfing I decided to just start fucking with her. Epic text transcript as follows:
Chick: I'm not even really sick I was getting over it. Ugh I can't focus you should come study with me
Me: Hahah i dont think I am going to help you in terms of being more focused haha
Chick: You'll Probably distract me more :)
Me: How so? ;)
Chick: Hahah cause I'm gonna wanna talk and shit instead of read about European history! Duh
Me: Which lips would you talk with?? ;)
Chick: WTF?
Me: Wat
Chick: I'm gonna go now
Me: Why?
Chick: Cause that was wierd
Me: Wierd in a bad way or good way?
Chick: Bad.
Me: Well I meant it in a good way :)
Chick: Well it came off creepy
Me: Why did it come off creepy?
Chick: Cause I don't even know you?
Me: If you didnt want to get to know me why are you texting me so much?
Chick: I do want to get to know you I'm just saying what you said was wierd and a turnoff
Me: We need to change that turnoff to a turn on ;)
Chick: Okay seriously your just coming off wierd now
Me: Well, fuck.....
Chick: Just stop saying wierd shit
Me: Well what do you want me to say then?
Chick: Just dont come off as a perv....
Me: Im not
Chick: Haha yes you did that was really wierd
Me: I didnt mean it that way ahaa
Chick: I dunno just don't say wierd shit it comes off bad to someone who doesnt know you
Me: I was just seeing if you were a whore ;)
Chick: What the hell?
Me: Im actually suprised you have kept this conversation going. Respect!
Chick: Cause im trying to give you a chance to prove your not a creep but im running out of reasons to try.
Me: I. Am not. A creep. Honestly
Chick: Then. Prove. It
Me: I cant prove that over texts. Only in the bedroom......
Chick: Ha bye.
Me: Wait are you going?
Chick: I'm not giving you anymore chances you come off as a creep.
Me: So..... Im going past the tacoma dome and it got me thinking.....
Chick: Don't talk to me
Me: The dome got me wondering if you spit or swallow?
Me: The item specifically being male ejaculate
No reply from the chick ahah
Sparknotes: Annoying freshman, over her bothering me constantly, decided to fuck with her. Read transcript of texts to get it.
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