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Post your best pranking/vandalism storys

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16candles
Posts: 1728 - Karma: 516

So im guessing everyone has fucked around with people before.

Ive had some really funny storys but ill just say one of em.

So my friend was going to pull the garbage can full of water prank (where you have a garbage can full over water, lean it on their door, ring and run). The guy like saw us coming or something, then opended the door, water just drenched him and he tripped and fell. We ran our asses off but so damn funny.

Lets hear yours!?!?! 

Sep 30 2010 12:16AM
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[tk]
Posts: 3863 - Karma: 1,906
what a fag
Sep 30 2010 10:51PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
Posts: 9210 - Karma: 5,357
the only good I prank i've pulled (i think) was the invisible rope trick. You have two guys stand on opposite sides of the street and when a car comes, you pretend to pick up a rope off the ground and pull it so it's taught. The drivers always got super confused and stopped and stuck their heads out the window.
Sep 30 2010 11:00PM
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Sklar
Posts: 8863 - Karma: 31,577
summer camp stuff here

At this place i went to, and now work at, cabins go on an overnight trip out to these lakes.
One time when a cabin was gone on their overnight my cabin and a bunch of other people filled the other cabin with balloons, like full up to my chest, i'm 6'
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This year, as a counselor, i brought my gorilla suit out on our overnight trip. Just as our cabin, ten 12 year olds, were telling ghost stories and going to sleep me and one of my co-counselors got everyone up telling them we needed to get out of there because a bear or something was coming. Then my other co came running in, in the gorilla suit, making crazy noises.
The kids bolted for the canoes and were scared shitless, pretty funny
Sep 30 2010 11:24PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
one time, my parents left me home all alone while they went on vacation. there were these two dumbasss burglars who kept tryingto break in, so i iced the stairs, and set up all sorts if crazy prank-like contraptions to keep them out.
Sep 30 2010 11:32PM
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bigbromskier
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haha some drunk kids got me with the invisible rope trick the other night when i was driving home from work.....made my night so much better

we filled my buddies bedroom with a shitload of crumpled up newspaper when he was gone over thanksgiving break or something. it was like 3-4 feet deep but we piled it up against the door real high so that when he opened it it poured out all over him. luckily he had a smallish room
Sep 30 2010 11:44PM
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El_Barto.
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me and my sister had prank wars when we in highschool and this one ended it. i took two of her pilllows and 1 of mine, cut them open, put in stop watches set to go off during the night 45 minutes apart, then when she was sleeping the first one went off, keep in mind this pillow was the only one on her bed. she gets up, comes and throws it at me. then she grabs the only other pillow available, the one in the bathroom cupboard. the watch went off roughly 40 minutes after she threw the first pillow at me. she comes in, throws it at me. i say "sorry, that was over the top." i then proceed to give her the only pillow on my bed... she foolhardily takes the pillow like a bafoon and doesnt realize that im insane enough to put a watch in my pillow as well. well yea, that pillow alarm went off roughly 40 minutes after i apologized. oh man, i just about pooped the bed when she didnt even come in to say anything after it went off
Oct 1 2010 1:19AM
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AssMunch
Posts: 358 - Karma: 78
I am collecting newspapers to do this! havn't tried it before, but it seems like mad fucking fun! "Bro fists"

Oct 1 2010 1:21AM
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bakedpow
Posts: 8770 - Karma: 10,462
i got a match to my buddies car keys and everyday at school i would move his car a couple spots to make him think he was going insane. eventually i started to move things around in the car like turning the headlights on etc. this all happened over a 2 year period
Oct 1 2010 9:21AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
I posted this in the "most epic story thread", so yes, this is a copy/paste of my post, but i think you'll enjoy it! (ref. https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/536654/page/1/)

okey, this story happened to a friend of mine, max

max is 3y older than me, he was in his 2nd year of college when this sory happened.

So, Max is a really chill guy, always in for a party, sometimes a bit too wasted but never over the top, until this happened...

Max was hitting on this girl for some time now (don't remember her real name) , they both were at a party and got fairly wasted.
So wasted that the girl had to take max to her place and put him to sleep in her bed. While max was sleeping in bed with this girl he had a dream,( i am not kidding!), about a toilet.
Max dreamed about having a shit on a toilet!
-So you can already feel what is coming dont ya?
Max woke up and yes, it had happened, he had crapped all over the bed!
the sheets, the pillow, even on the girl! Luckily for max the girl was still sleeping.

Now the amazing part comes; Max, still half drunk comes up with the most amazing and daring plan i've ever heard in my whole life! Max takes some of his poo and rubs it very carefully in the girl's buttcrack, then he takes his cloths and freshens himself up in the bathroom (girl is still asleep)
when he comes back into the bedroom he writes a post-it note saying;
"WTF is wrong with you!? you're a sick bitch, i never want to see you again!"

and leaves...



You can imagine how the story continues....

for 3 years this girl was called "kak wijf" (roughly translated "the poo-bitch")!
and everyone, even max's closest friends believed every word of this story, until one day max got drunk and started talking to his friends...

long story short, eventually the girl heard what really had happened and punched my friend max a black eye at his birthday party!

until today what max did is the most badass thing i've ever heard a man do!
Oct 1 2010 9:31AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
Posts: 5677 - Karma: 95
you sound like an idiot. fuck off
Oct 1 2010 9:37AM
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Ski_the_east01
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that is legendary
Oct 1 2010 9:40AM
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Craze
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I got a few..

Once when we were running around town because it was cool to sneak out, this guy was watching porn in his living room with the blinds open on this huge big screen. So after we caught a good look we ding dong ditched him lol iv never seen someone move so fast in my life!

We use to drain all the pop out of all the pop machines around town, Haha i had a suitcase under my bed and a whole dresser full of pop and gatorade for the summer.

The shit dollar was the best, my friends little brother left the bill folded shut (shit side in) on accident, so this lady picked it up and stuck it in her purse, I wish i coulda seen her try to use it!

I have a lot of vandalism storys to but im not going to post them all on the interwebs
Oct 1 2010 9:58AM
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General_Ripper
Posts: 3327 - Karma: 189
seeing that the one kid in this picture is wearing rainbow suspenders. I's say ur at one of those bi-curious Jesus camps like the one in southpark.
Oct 1 2010 10:16AM
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spkillah.
Posts: 350 - Karma: 13
apparently one night on the way home from the bars me and my buddy went into someone's garage that had a lot of old couches and chairs and made a barricade going across the street. The speed limit on the street was like 15mph so it wasn't a huge deal, I'm just lucky I didn't do it on a highway because I have absolutely zero recollection of it and was told about it about a week after I did it.
Oct 1 2010 1:59PM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
i've been known to dabble in the art of moving people's cars. Not significantly, but things like reversing the direction it was parked in, or moving it over 1 spot.

I prefer things that make people think they are going crazy.

ever reverse the door handle? If the handles on both sides are different, unscrew them and change them around. It's extremely subtle yet fucks with absolutely everyone.

that and dimmer bulbs, maybe not so much now, but the older ones would make a humming noise whenever they were on. Switch those around so when they turn on all their lights it hums


but yea i'm not a badass like you, dumping water all over someone's house.
Oct 1 2010 2:08PM
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Raz.
Posts: 7456 - Karma: 1,611
im usually a pretty good kid, but i do graffiti like EVERY day. im hooked on that shit
Oct 1 2010 3:01PM
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jamodeo
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 663
i'm not sure why but i burst out laughing after i read that

i live in a super rural area so i didn't really have the opportunity to fuck with people as much as i would've liked but one time we got chased by a guy with a shot gun after ding dong ditching 3 times in one hour
Oct 1 2010 4:00PM
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Muhammad
Posts: 420 - Karma: 23

Good. I achieved my purpose.

You, however, thought I was serious and thus are the real idiot here. 

Oct 1 2010 5:33PM
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