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Homecoming.

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omnomnom
Posts: 1280 - Karma: 73
how was yours if you've had it? how are you planning on yours being if its happening in the future?

mine is this saturday. i dumped my first date, then fucked her, then my second choice found out, and wouldnt go with me. so im stuck with no one. im goin to get mad shitfaced before the dance so i lose all inhibitions, then just grind on mad beezys, fuck a freshman, and forget it all in the morning.

post rants or awesome stories below.
Sep 28 2010 10:03PM
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.jesus.
Posts: 2288 - Karma: 22
im probably gonna do a game night with friends and not even go to home coming because it always sucks
Sep 28 2010 10:05PM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
i lold
Sep 28 2010 10:05PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
I went to a friends homecoming because I went to a smaller school and had never been. It was a pretty good time to get drunk with so many people, but I gotta say, football is not something i want to spend my time watching.
Sep 28 2010 10:06PM
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Bukkakeskitrip
Posts: 5677 - Karma: 95
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Sep 28 2010 10:06PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 842
Why are you going to fuck a freshman.......
Sep 28 2010 10:07PM
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.jesus.
Posts: 2288 - Karma: 22
cuz their easy?
Sep 28 2010 10:08PM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
THEY BRETHALYZE OUR SCHOOL DANCES SO IT IS GOING TO BE A NIGHT OF SAFE RESPECTABLE FUN FOLLOWED BY SOME BOARD GAMES PROBABLY THEN A NICE BED TIME BEFORE MIDNIGHT OMG I CANNOT WAIT
Sep 28 2010 10:10PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,168
hahahah 12/12
Sep 28 2010 10:11PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
Our homecoming football game was today, ended up winning 48-0
Sep 28 2010 10:13PM
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Caspian
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 25
Haha sounds like mine a little.

First date actually asked me, i turned around and asked another in case first couldn't go, then ended up going with second anyways, now first hates me.

Although, she was a bitch, so good riddance.

Other than that it was pretty cool.
Sep 28 2010 10:13PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,455
they gave breathalizers at the door for prom dances post prom party at the school. The prom thing was worth it to make sure you were sober to make it in for post prom. They gave out over 5k worth of shit at the end of the night. Cameras, tv's, computers.

but everything else just brought a flask. Was my highschool one of the few that actually does that to curb drinking?

But good luck finding a last minute date.
Sep 28 2010 10:14PM
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cbeebzthasteeze
Posts: 1862 - Karma: 85
I made out with the girl I like and touched her boobies at my homecoming. Pretty awesome, I know.
Sep 28 2010 10:14PM
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thelizards
Posts: 4042 - Karma: 43
too bad you won't do any of what you just described. and the story about you dumping a girl then boning her is probably made up as well.
Sep 28 2010 10:15PM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
shit just got real
Sep 28 2010 10:16PM
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JacheOReally
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 253
all you'll be gettin!

ZING!
Sep 28 2010 10:16PM
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omnomnom
Posts: 1280 - Karma: 73
now there's some real talk right there!

ns seems to be in a very trolly mood tonight.
Sep 28 2010 10:29PM
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pmsnow
Posts: 992 - Karma: 87
Bailing on the dance to do some little snowboard comp. Then go to the dance's after parties. Most likely hook up with a sorority girl then go to watch our football team lose their game.
Sep 28 2010 10:52PM
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An10a_Eng
Posts: 2505 - Karma: 28
so your a virgin who cant get a date...did i miss anything?
Sep 28 2010 11:28PM
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appa
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,739
dude i'm jealous.... i hope that happens to me at homecoming :D
Sep 28 2010 11:38PM
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Mezmerize19
Posts: 6475 - Karma: 18
Homecoming=joke

Prom=bigger joke*


*minus the ass afterward
Sep 28 2010 11:39PM
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RAWLAN
Posts: 1209 - Karma: 50
you hope a guy makes out with you and touches your boobies?

i need sleep
Sep 28 2010 11:42PM
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omnomnom
Posts: 1280 - Karma: 73
not too much. btw, your sig is amazing. that is all.
Sep 28 2010 11:43PM
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appa
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,739
no dude i want to grab me some bewbz
Sep 28 2010 11:47PM
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omnomnom
Posts: 1280 - Karma: 73
mmmmm dem mediocre high school breasts.
Sep 29 2010 12:20AM
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bakedpow
Posts: 8770 - Karma: 10,462
dude homecoming is kinda a joke
Sep 29 2010 7:56AM
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Pmoore
Posts: 1802 - Karma: 1,246
I will be watching the PSU Iowa game and skipping my homecoming
Sep 29 2010 8:54AM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
homecoming and prom are over rated
Sep 29 2010 8:57AM
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Twinjibber77
Posts: 6239 - Karma: 2,356
haha
Sep 29 2010 10:00AM
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Bobbum~Man
Posts: 228 - Karma: 10
Most intelligent post yet.
Sep 29 2010 2:59PM
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thelizards
Posts: 4042 - Karma: 43
I'm gonna be at that game, first row 40 yardline bitches. Iowa is gonna rape Penn State!
Sep 29 2010 3:04PM
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GayWolf420
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BUT DA PUSSY MAN. WE GO BACK TO OUR HOUSES AND GET INTO OUR PARENTS LIQUOR CUP BOARD AND TAKE TEH BOOZE AND GET REALLY DRUNK AND SMOKE MARY WANNA AND GET HIGH.
Sep 29 2010 3:14PM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
Cool story bro.
Sep 29 2010 3:36PM
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gregorio
Posts: 2372 - Karma: 151
my school doesn't have homecoming
Sep 29 2010 3:37PM
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zylstra
Posts: 3613 - Karma: 125
i spent homecoming weekend in a field partying with around 200 like-minded people and approx. 30 different bands. LOVE FESTIVALS. oh and i got laid by my dream girl. i remember around 11 on saturday night totally hammered dancing with my girl then i realize i could have gone to a shitty high school dance. maybe a shitty highschool party. im dope
Sep 29 2010 4:42PM
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CluckaChuck
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hahahahhaa
Sep 29 2010 4:55PM
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thelizards
Posts: 4042 - Karma: 43
queer
Sep 29 2010 5:12PM
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J-Evs
Posts: 6387 - Karma: 1,615
homecoming sucks at my school
Sep 29 2010 5:13PM
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clive_bixby
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 499
homecoming sucks at a lot of schools
Sep 29 2010 5:34PM
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Ski..4..Life
Posts: 1347 - Karma: 97
my homecoming was a last weekend,
basically its a reason for everyone at my school to throw pancake keggers, getting smashed at 10 in the morning then going to the football game and chirping the other team.

then going back home, have a little rest, before commencing to drink again
Sep 29 2010 5:59PM
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WVskiing
Posts: 3007 - Karma: 1,948
easy
Sep 29 2010 6:16PM
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teleak
Posts: 2251 - Karma: 105
mine's this weekend
Sep 29 2010 6:28PM
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I.Love.Beezy
Posts: 2117 - Karma: 784
.
Sep 29 2010 6:29PM
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alexevr10976
Posts: 107 - Karma: 17
Mine was fun went their grinded with a lot of girls (older ones also) then went to an afterparty and everyone was shitface...the end

p.s.- their was a rumor about breathalyzers but they didn't do it so...
Sep 29 2010 6:39PM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 65
our homecoming is one big cluster fuck.

basically, everyone comes drunk, no on goes "together" or gets dressed up.

and this year, especially, people have been emphasizing the 4-3-2-1 (hook up with 4 seniors, 3 juniors, 2 sophomores, 1 freshman)

there is basically sex going on on the dance floor
Sep 29 2010 6:53PM
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