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Ways of Making Money

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Bodhisattva
Posts: 878 - Karma: 137
I need some ideas on how to make money. I'm flat broke right now and it sucks so any ideas? What are some jobs I could try to get or what can I do to make money?

Sep 27 2010 9:10PM
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HowNeatIsThat
Posts: 1191 - Karma: 112
Whore yourself, sell drugs, profit
Sep 27 2010 9:10PM
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319
sell drugs

make a resume and apply places

lemondae stand
Sep 27 2010 9:10PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
go work the street corner.... im told it pays well
Sep 27 2010 9:10PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18212 - Karma: 12,257

Sell drugs,

Be a ....

nevermind

Sep 27 2010 9:10PM
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Mezmerize19
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always the answer on ns
Sep 27 2010 9:11PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
crime.
Sep 27 2010 9:11PM
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.travis.
Posts: 1737 - Karma: 46
Craigslist is your friend.
Sep 27 2010 9:11PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,455
Sell virginity on ebay
Sep 27 2010 9:12PM
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cooper.fry
Posts: 2229 - Karma: 34

Buttsecks for homeless men.

Profit = positive experience

Sep 27 2010 9:13PM
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A.Eberhard
Posts: 4426 - Karma: 415
-Craiglist adult services section is always a good one
-Selling hard drugs
-Robbing Places
-Or you know the most basic one get a job.
Sep 27 2010 9:14PM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
prostitution
Sep 27 2010 9:14PM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
sike naw. they removed it
Sep 27 2010 9:15PM
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A.Eberhard
Posts: 4426 - Karma: 415
aw shit how am I suppose to make money now?
Sep 27 2010 9:16PM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
think of a gimmick, video tape it, put on youtube, profit from views.
Sep 27 2010 9:16PM
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Bodhisattva
Posts: 878 - Karma: 137
I legitimately might start selling bud, but what are some options for jobs? Im 15 so what are some types of jobs I could do as a teen?
Sep 27 2010 9:16PM
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.frenchy
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Try to ref/umpire sports games? I know it sounds lame, but it may be worth a try.
Sep 27 2010 9:18PM
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PowSkierCO
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Best way to make a fast honest buck is go to your local day labor place in your town.  They pay cash everyday.  I think you have to take two proof of ID's.  Then you will also need work boots I think.  May not be the best work but it's money.    Where do you live?  I can help you find the place if you need help.  Just let me know.
Sep 27 2010 9:19PM
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Bodhisattva
Posts: 878 - Karma: 137
Thats not stupid. I play soccer and baseball so i could ref or be an ump. I heard they make good money too. I was also thinking about caddying for a local country club.
Sep 27 2010 9:19PM
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319
try a provincial park. or theres always macdonalds if youre that desperate
Sep 27 2010 9:20PM
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.frenchy
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Yea, I ump whenever i have the chance, I get 20-25 per game with free food/drinks. Pretty legit
Sep 27 2010 9:20PM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
You'll make a ton of money working for golf clubs. Especially high class ones. That's where I'm headed next
Sep 27 2010 9:21PM
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Bodhisattva
Posts: 878 - Karma: 137
Yeah my friend makes 50 plus a tip from the person each round and if he double bags 100. Thats great money for like 4 hours of carrying clubs
Sep 27 2010 9:31PM
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-Mugatu
Posts: 2579 - Karma: 84
grocery store, drugs, sell some of your shit
Sep 27 2010 9:34PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
do things that other people are too lazy to do, i.e, paint, build something, clean something, move something, etc
Sep 27 2010 9:36PM
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50in07
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 1,471
Take out multiple credit cards! Obamas got our back.
Sep 27 2010 9:36PM
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udr1v3m3cr4zy
Posts: 132 - Karma: 20
find truck stop, truckers could always use some pleasurable company
other then that,
bin dive and make profit
Sep 27 2010 9:36PM
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Blurst
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Prank Calling
Sep 27 2010 9:39PM
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blatt
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1. get a job
2. climb the career ladder
3.?????
4. Profit
Sep 27 2010 9:51PM
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Sklar
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this for sure
this last spring i made about $800 between late april and early june working about 6 little league games a week for $25 a game
2 hour games @ $25 a game is clutch
Sep 27 2010 9:53PM
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ch@se
Posts: 790 - Karma: 71
I've done the summer jobs for 6 years, but I think I might do something different this year. I plan to launch my own business. Any other entrepreneurs on here?
Sep 27 2010 9:55PM
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factory81
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scalp concert tickets.
Sep 27 2010 10:22PM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
Posts: 1910 - Karma: 68
Craigslist man, There is free stuff on there all the time that is valuable to others. Free TV's, bikes, cameras you name it. Take advantage of opportunities and cut costs to 0 where it applies
Sep 27 2010 10:45PM
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Uncle.Badness
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You are how old?
Sep 27 2010 10:57PM
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Negro_Jesus
Posts: 1789 - Karma: 91
get yourself a gun and when its empty and late at night stick up a fast food joint
Sep 27 2010 11:25PM
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Gnarwall
Posts: 1180 - Karma: 50
I did yard work with some friends this summer. Made like 60 buck a day, so not great pay, but we got to goof around a lot and its actually rather entertaining.
Sep 27 2010 11:47PM
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.Annydrew.
Posts: 749 - Karma: 38
hehe.
Sep 28 2010 3:01PM
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Oh_So_Hyphy
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Try to get a job also buy a stock or something. My friends made over 1000 dollars form buying stocks just year
Sep 28 2010 3:11PM
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Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
If it's legal in your state, this is actually a hugely profitable venture. you just need 100 or so startup dollars, and a decent knowledge of venue size and act popularity to predict which shows are going to sell out. simply buy tickets before they sell out, and you are guaranteed a solid 50 percent ROI, minimum. I've heard of some friends getting 200-300% for especially popular shows.
Sep 28 2010 3:11PM
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Tasche
Posts: 5422 - Karma: 99
There is always money in the banana stand.
Sep 28 2010 3:14PM
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theabortionator
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I have no problem with this. I mean it kind of sucks but fuck it. Just don't touch phish tickets.
Sep 28 2010 3:19PM
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Swan_Solo
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You have 2 kidneys and need only one to survive. cha ching
Sep 28 2010 3:33PM
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Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
Hey, at least the kids I know who scalp always save two tickets for themselves to go to the show, and usually if they sell to someone who looks like a true fan and just missed out on getting a ticket they toss them the ticket for face or a bit above, but don't gouge them. they save that for the trust funders and middle-aged people with bills to spare.
Sep 28 2010 3:34PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
what the fuck do kids expect when they make stupid threads like this? its called a fucking job you dumb shit. there's no magical way you're going to make money, unless you bet your friends 20 bucks that you can get to second base with your own mother. NOW that's a way to make money.
Sep 28 2010 4:31PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
this. how many of this exact thread have we seen over the years? it's fucking insulting to everyone's intelligence.

Sep 28 2010 4:34PM
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