Zombie Apocalypse.

Brentizzle

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Insane

rock band guitar or couch or fold-able chair

Sep 18 2010 9:54PM

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84891jnf92048

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piano.

Sep 18 2010 10:12PM

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a_pla5tic_bag

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Well, i have a cell phone, or two xbox controllers. I'm screwed.

Sep 18 2010 10:17PM

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Charlie_Kelly

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an autographed picture of Greg LeMond

Sep 18 2010 10:30PM

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Dan.

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I'm jealous. wanna sell it?

Sep 19 2010 12:33AM

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THATS_STREET

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my keys with a bottle opener/clip. decent weapon i guess. could have been worst.

Sep 19 2010 12:35AM

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TinyTigers

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Ridiculous

Sep 19 2010 12:38AM

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Meases_Pieces

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Insane

well i could go with a glass bottle, smashed it could possibly dispatch one zombie in close combat, i could also go with a saxophone, that would work as a blunt weapon but most likely couldnt stand up to multiple zombies.

Sep 19 2010 12:43AM

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skeedle

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my best friend.

so glad we'll go down together.

Sep 19 2010 12:46AM

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Killa_BeeKnees

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Loner

bottle of gatorade. drown one then what another with the bottle?

Sep 19 2010 12:52AM

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Deezy

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A FUCKING PILLOW

Sep 19 2010 12:52AM

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Deezy

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COME AT ME!

Sep 19 2010 12:54AM

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-PonyThug-

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Pro

my dads gun safe +ammo......dont know the combo tho

Sep 19 2010 12:55AM

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Where-am-I

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old spice red zone

Sep 19 2010 12:56AM

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-PonyThug-

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Pro

zombie apps will prob crash it ... sorry

Sep 19 2010 12:58AM

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klayer_9

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First choice: katana

second choice: banjo

third choice: chainsaw

Sep 19 2010 1:00AM

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Steezegull

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percisely my friend. zombies only eat brains to gain knowledge, like eating someone's heart to gain their courage.

Sep 19 2010 1:06AM

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hokkanee

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playstation controller. Well i'd be dead

Sep 19 2010 1:30AM

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soulskier

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so basically what youre saying is that you have big metal box thats too heavy to weild...maybe ou'll get lucky and before he goes full zombie he'll pass on the combo with his last mortal breath

Sep 19 2010 1:37AM

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jeremy.g

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well kleenexs are pretty fucking useless in just about any zombie apocalypse scenario.

Sep 19 2010 2:11AM

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CaptainKirk

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Loner

A door, siiiick.

Sep 19 2010 2:48AM

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no_steeze

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yeah but they'll be useful in a couple minutes when you finish jacking off

Sep 19 2010 2:54AM

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.Roockley.

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a vinyl cutter and a selection of brightly coloured vinyl, i could make them some stickers?

Sep 19 2010 6:18AM

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Stan_Darsh

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my cat, charles... he's definitely got my back.

Sep 19 2010 7:28AM

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kingskier

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i would afterbang and earthquake

Sep 19 2010 8:46AM

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hellomynameisjef

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rack of arrows motherfuckers

lets do this

Sep 19 2010 9:13AM

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SteezeOnStage

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Ridiculous

A deer.....GIDDYUP

Sep 19 2010 8:17PM

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sagesnow

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uuhhhhh my little sister.

Sep 19 2010 8:18PM

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Uncle.Badness

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The sir

Sep 19 2010 8:18PM

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icantskiiFILM

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spray cheese.

Sep 19 2010 8:42PM

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steezbox

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A non cordless phone. And a computer speaker. I am screwed.

Sep 19 2010 8:43PM

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TheWiseOne

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your icon. and a bookcase with at least 100 books. I think I could live for a few hours.

Sep 19 2010 8:45PM

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Mr.Luke

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I replied to this thread a second time to see if I had better luck.

I have gone from a Glass cup, and some Abriva

To a Ginger Ale can.

Crap

Sep 19 2010 10:37PM

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Bodhisattva

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A remote control...

Sep 19 2010 10:38PM

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oreopancake.

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but besides that, a picture of my grandpa, a lamp, two pillows, a coffee mug and macleans magazine with a donut on it.

zombies are getting straight fucked up.

I make them think the picture is a real person, and while they're distracted I dip the lamp in the coffee mug, electrocute them all, then sit down and read a little.

Sep 19 2010 10:46PM

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the.cheat

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powerade, filing cabinet, lamp and a gallon box of goldfish. il somehow build a gun or something with it

Sep 19 2010 10:50PM

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soulskier

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that seems like something a serial killer would do

Sep 19 2010 10:52PM

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Owl

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a desk

Sep 19 2010 10:52PM

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cheddafries

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a contact case!!!!! FUCK IM DEAD!!

Sep 19 2010 10:53PM

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HPskier

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a ti-84 calculator and calc 1050 homework... im fucked

Sep 19 2010 11:48PM

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XtRemE11

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honestly i have a pistol 2 rifles and a shotgun to my left. i was just cleaning out all my guns today. along with a pillow a remote control and a cupcake. so im good to go.

Sep 19 2010 11:53PM

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