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When canadians pretend to be like americans....

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forum10
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Sep 17 2010 10:00PM
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forum10
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so? doesn't make your league any less shitty. all our bad players go up to canada to "play"
Sep 18 2010 10:17PM
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Scrambles
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and most of our good players go down to the states
Sep 19 2010 1:03AM
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afterbang_me
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The CFL still has its goal posts in the middle of the endzone.
Sep 19 2010 2:58AM
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chapz
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bahahahhaha. haha. lol.

have fun drinking your 3% beer, dont forget to mix gatorade with it. and the cfl really doesnt suck...
Sep 19 2010 3:04AM
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forum10
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yeah, it really does
Sep 19 2010 3:45AM
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Scrambles
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currently we have 10, there were more in the past
Sep 19 2010 4:29AM
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hoodratz47
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yeah alright i do like cfl its fun to watch. but  dont hate on beer thats bush leauge.. i assume that you are regarding the big three of beer and i hate to say it ,  molson labatt and kokanee are not that great of beers them self.  i know for a fact i drink better beer for cheap and pay a lot less for smokes than you do... so yeah enjoy your healthcare and your hockey, but ill enjoy real fuckin beer
Sep 19 2010 5:26AM
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Animal.Party
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when americans try to be like canadians this is what happens....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_koQujQ8Vg
Sep 19 2010 11:21AM
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dispatchQ_main
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and we didn't have to fake going to the moon....
Sep 19 2010 11:29AM
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oreopancake.
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hahahahahaha yes.
Sep 19 2010 11:39AM
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Deezy
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when americans try and play hockey.
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Sep 19 2010 12:10PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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you seem like an intelligent individual, we should meet up for some tea and intellectual conversation.
Sep 19 2010 12:20PM
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applejuice.
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they have the weirdest fucking endzone...

why is the field goal post right on the line?
Sep 19 2010 12:20PM
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CockBlocker
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I lol'd hahaha. +K

This argument is reterded.
Sep 19 2010 12:30PM
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AdolfShitler
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SHUT UP DAVID.
Sep 19 2010 1:53PM
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AdolfShitler
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I know we have differences but.. NO WORDS CAN DESCRIBE MY LOVE FOR YOU AT THIS POINT IN TIME.
Sep 19 2010 1:57PM
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ButteredToast.
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Yeah what the fuck?

What happens when you pass to the endzone and hit the fucking pole?

That's the silliest thing I've ever seen lol
Sep 19 2010 2:17PM
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dbstar
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hahaha you got us there.... thanks for making me proud to not be american you stupid fuck!
Sep 19 2010 2:31PM
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fujarome
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neither did the americans....
Sep 19 2010 2:33PM
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Aaaron.
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Sep 19 2010 2:35PM
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I_Am_Mod
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hahaha, i seriously never heard that one before ! >:)
Sep 19 2010 2:35PM
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Aaaron.
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Sep 19 2010 2:37PM
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fujarome
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thats probably one of the greatest images i have ever seen.

they rapin' err'body out there
Sep 19 2010 2:38PM
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dispatchQ_main
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is your sarcasm meter broken, or is mine?
Sep 19 2010 2:40PM
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fujarome
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somewhere in the middle. i think.
Sep 19 2010 2:43PM
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applejuice.
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i lol so damn hard every time i see this.
Sep 19 2010 2:47PM
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Doug.
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You do realize that Americans take their football a lot more seriously that Canadians do right? Like there is a bit of a difference between a High school football team in the states than one up here.
Sep 19 2010 3:10PM
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Dosh
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i heard everyone in canada is an expert on america
Sep 19 2010 3:47PM
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skiskate
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I dont care where you are, the big commercial beer is obviously gonna suck. Its all about the micro breweries and small time companies.
Sep 19 2010 3:48PM
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vailsux.com
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Just one question for you Canadians: Whose constitution was your constitution modeled after?

But seriously Canada is pretty sweet, i love visiting my family up in Saskatchewan and B.C. The only place i have been to in Canada that sucks is Quebec, the only words i can use to describe it is unpleasantly snooty.

And really, your football league sucks.
Sep 19 2010 3:52PM
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corona
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Our football players suck, your hockey players suck. big deal. each country one-ups the other in everything. this is such a pointless discussion, also considering the populations of U.S. is 10 times that of Canada so you really can't compare saying "we have better football players" when obviously you should having 10 times the people and actually caring about the sport.

and a little read for you since you're so very uneducated in Canada's history.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constitutional_history_of_Canada
Sep 19 2010 4:17PM
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no_steeze
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this. is. amazing.
Sep 19 2010 4:38PM
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J.DUKE
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CAnada


Americas LArgest National Forest
Sep 19 2010 4:43PM
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XtRemE11
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.
Sep 19 2010 4:50PM
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Trollolo
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Coaches should use this clip for decades. To show why you should never stop running.,
Sep 19 2010 4:52PM
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maximiliaan
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hahaha
Sep 19 2010 4:54PM
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Lemuel
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LOL at Canadians and their silly attempts at dissing America.
Sep 19 2010 4:56PM
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vailsux.com
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sorry i will rephrase my question.

Where did you get most of your ideas for your Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms?

Also, it is pointless to argue about the difference in our athletic leagues, but it is a good excuse to talk some shit. Don't let your asshole get too sore.

P.S. way to fail at declaring your independence, until, what 1982? lolololololol But props on the whole slavery issue.
Sep 19 2010 5:00PM
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Skibumsmith
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why would you play football when you could play hockey?
Sep 19 2010 5:01PM
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tronned
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I am Canadian and cannot stand watching the CFL. CFL = 2 plays then punt. So god damn boring. The CFL playoff system is retarded as well. A team with a horrid losing record can make the playoffs because all teams make it except dead last in the divs. What a horrid league. NFL >>>>>>> CFL. Anyone who says otherwise is just plain retarded, there is seriously piss all for talent in the CFL. That being said, Canada stomps the shit out of America in hockey.
Sep 19 2010 5:16PM
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Owl
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your an idiot, flemons is american.
Sep 19 2010 6:34PM
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OlliePop
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americans created something that can blow up 1/5 of canada
Sep 19 2010 8:32PM
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bfarb
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really? I'm no weapons expert, but if you guys actually have one weapon with a blast radius of slightly less than of 2 million km^2, then I'm impressed.

Otherwise, you're just a fucking moron.

'merica... Canada's underwear


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dt-0zvpcOz4


Sep 19 2010 9:46PM
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corona
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you guys from south of the border really aren't too strong on history.

if you're referring to the Manhattan Project, it would not have been possible without Canada.
Sep 19 2010 9:57PM
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iggyziggy
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atleast canadians have respect in other countries.
Americans wont even get served food in most countries, the only foreign people who like you is the dirty mexicans mowing ur lawn., u ignorant fucks
Sep 19 2010 10:17PM
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XtRemE11
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i rofl at your very large amount of stupidity
Sep 19 2010 10:20PM
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iggyziggy
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i dont see how that is stupid, please enlighten me
Sep 19 2010 10:21PM
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iggyziggy
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try going to europe they fuckin hate you
Sep 19 2010 10:24PM
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XtRemE11
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wow, people like you are the reason im so fucking glad i left Canada.
Sep 19 2010 10:25PM
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