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How do you pee in the shower?

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SeanTom
Posts: 7936 - Karma: 1,747
I need numbers for a Stats class of mine.
thought late night NS was the place to ask around

so.
do you
1) pee into the wall
2) pee into the drain
3) pee sitting down
4) wimp out and pee in the toilet

thank you for your help NS
Sep 16 2010 10:51PM
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Caucasian_Asian
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 1,665
This.

Same thing goes for hot tubs.  I am not down with human soup. 
Sep 17 2010 12:37AM
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s.erickson
Posts: 504 - Karma: 992
Pee straight up so it goes right in front of your face
Sep 17 2010 12:37AM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,881
bahaha
Sep 17 2010 12:39AM
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cooper.fry
Posts: 2229 - Karma: 34
Hold on, I don't think I heard you correctly, did you say, "In the shower I normally bend my cousin over and piss in her butt, then we switch positions and she squats over my chest."
Sep 17 2010 12:42AM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
drain.
Sep 17 2010 12:43AM
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ski-swagga
Posts: 5276 - Karma: 219
this.
Sep 17 2010 12:48AM
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family_vacation
Posts: 6200 - Karma: 7,841
It's sterile. You guys would be fine drinking it so stop worrying.
Sep 17 2010 12:51AM
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Jonny7
Posts: 3309 - Karma: 76
drain, why complicate things?
Sep 17 2010 12:52AM
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gstaff
Posts: 1017 - Karma: 12
drainage for sure
Sep 17 2010 12:58AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
Posts: 5677 - Karma: 95
drain
Sep 17 2010 1:35AM
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cooper.fry
Posts: 2229 - Karma: 34
oh fuck i couldnt not laugh on that one
Sep 17 2010 1:38AM
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WhoWantIt
Posts: 395 - Karma: 26
drain
Sep 17 2010 1:58AM
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PeterWojnar
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 678
drain
Sep 17 2010 2:05AM
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ajax
Posts: 2850 - Karma: 1,236
4
Sep 17 2010 2:19AM
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*LiNeLover*
Posts: 1224 - Karma: 256
2
Sep 17 2010 2:43AM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9091 - Karma: 3,016
*GASP*
Sep 17 2010 2:45AM
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*LiNeLover*
Posts: 1224 - Karma: 256
hahahahhahaha
Sep 17 2010 2:49AM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
aim for the drain... if it smells a litle i give a blast of shaving cream and its al good
Sep 17 2010 2:51AM
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Funnel
Posts: 7808 - Karma: 1,414
Straight into the drain.
Sep 17 2010 2:52AM
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Talacious[Tally]
Posts: 1686 - Karma: 189
you know where its at
Sep 17 2010 2:54AM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
easy for you to say it just goes down
Sep 17 2010 2:55AM
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Talacious[Tally]
Posts: 1686 - Karma: 189
true, but thats only good for the shower, i cant just pee where ever when i feel like it. i wish i could pee standing up without peeing on my leg...
Sep 17 2010 3:03AM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9091 - Karma: 3,016
same..
Sep 17 2010 3:04AM
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Horizon
Posts: 368 - Karma: 21
I take it and swing it around to act like I'm firing a laser beam at spaceships.  UH OH!  That tile to the left is the mothership, I have to take it out fast.

Ok ok, the drain.
Sep 17 2010 4:54AM
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AssMunch
Posts: 358 - Karma: 78
I start to pee then I spin 360 and theres pee everywhere! Why? Because I can.
Sep 17 2010 6:21AM
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WVskiing
Posts: 3007 - Karma: 1,948

i just peed in the shower

aim fot the drain

Sep 17 2010 6:36AM
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Chompo.
Posts: 4952 - Karma: 88
Drain
Sep 17 2010 7:23AM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14477 - Karma: 10,515
Down the drain. I don't pee in my shower at home though, that's gross haha. Dorm showers, who gives a fuck haha.
Sep 17 2010 7:39AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
drain...


or when i feel like it,

i squeeze the tip of my monkey, by the foreskin
so its closed off and my foreskin inflates with peepee, like a waterballoon

then i release and its an explosion of yellow stinky !


-please don't judge me ...
Sep 17 2010 7:51AM
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.travis.
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General direction of the drain.
Sep 17 2010 7:58AM
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ch@se
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I  was like lol foreskin... but then I remembered you're from Europe.
Sep 17 2010 8:04AM
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theline
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the point of peeing in the shower is that you don't give a fuck. i'm not paying attention to aim.
Sep 17 2010 2:04PM
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Fenty
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I pee in the drain. But I get up so early in the morning that no one in my neighborhood is awake, so sometimes I go outside in the middle of my lawn and pee there. That's a great feeling.
Sep 17 2010 2:10PM
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geteducated
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i piss and pour bleach at the same time.
Sep 17 2010 2:12PM
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little1337
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i also pee!
Sep 17 2010 2:18PM
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skithesprings
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dorm showers so i piss everywhere.
Sep 17 2010 2:18PM
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molsongolden
Posts: 1649 - Karma: 162
no hands facing the drain with water hitting my chest and running down
Sep 17 2010 2:39PM
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11498 - Karma: 327
right down the drain.
Sep 17 2010 2:48PM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
THIS
Sep 17 2010 2:51PM
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Jake...
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i dont even realize when i pee in the shower anymore. i really have to watch myself when i am taking showers with the woman lol
Sep 17 2010 2:53PM
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inb4_UMAD
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i pee before i go in the shower
Sep 17 2010 3:02PM
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rigzz
Posts: 1768 - Karma: 147
this.

I take a crap and pee, at the same time, then I hop into the shower without flushing the toilet so I don't shower in my own piss, then, when i'm done in the shower, I flush the toilet.. (Yes I know, i'm weird)
Sep 17 2010 3:15PM
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Algebra
Posts: 5215 - Karma: 1,677
DRAIN
Sep 17 2010 3:31PM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
I tripped out when I saw my name in your sig

But seriously, when I piss in the shower (aka every shower) I like to try and pee straight up and see how high it goes. Bonus points if you can get it above your head - unfortunately that can get precariously close to your face and can result in disaster.
Sep 17 2010 3:35PM
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MangoSteeze
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I use the sprinkler method. count how many rotations i can get before im out. its excellent cross-training.
Sep 17 2010 3:41PM
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Mr_pretzel
Posts: 4616 - Karma: 1,289
I pee like a sprinkler.
Sep 17 2010 3:47PM
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bkap
Posts: 446 - Karma: 23
drain it.
Sep 17 2010 3:49PM
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Mr.Gaga
Posts: 2021 - Karma: 542

A friend told me he was taking his shower with his gf.. and he feeled like peeing and well she was there... he still did it, she never realised. Pee was about same temperature as the water from shower.

5)On your gf.

Sep 17 2010 3:50PM
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tay03usa
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hands free
Sep 17 2010 3:52PM
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