This is not a troll thread I put it on everything that this story is 100% true.
So last Saturday I went to a family thing at my cousin Sklyer's house in Enumclaw which is a hick town in western Washington. My cousin asked me if I wanted to hang with him that night after the gathering and I said I would because I didn't have any plans and he's over 21 so i figured I could get some booze off him and make it a good night. So we left his house to go to a "party". We showed up at this random house to find around 20 dudes drinking, no girls what so ever... wtf... then some fat hick walked up to me and asked if I was gunna play. I asked what we were playing and he said it was only 10 bucks to enter... I figured it was something like a beer pong tournament or some type of drinking game and I didn't want to be the only guy not playing so I gave him the 10. I grabbed a brew and about 5 minutes later the fat hick I gave my money to gathered everyone around and explained the rules of the game. To make a long story short, the game was this: the person to bring home the ugliest, fattest, and most disgusting girl won the pot. It turned out there was a total of 24 people that entered so the pot was pretty big at 240 bucks... enough to actually try to win this epic prize of bringing home the fattest neanderthal in the whole town. So me and my cousin went to this bar about 10 minutes away and I sat in the car (I'm 18) as my cousin went in to find his prize and bring me out a grenade also. About 20 minutes later my cousin comes out with a big smile on his face and and a couple of offensive lineman right behind him. Fortunately for us the two girls had there own car so they didn't have to ride in the back of my cousins truck. We head back to the house with them following us and arrive to find two girls already there. Our girls were hands-down more ugly then theres so we felt pretty confident. As I sat in the kitchen trying not to laugh at what was happening more and more guys arrive with there prized trophies. Grenade after grenade walk in and it starts to get awkward because everyone is standing around not doing anything but laughing. To make a long story short, the winner of the contest was one of my cousins good friends. His girl honestly looked like Shamu from seaworld, produced by insest meth breeding. I felt sorry for all the girls but especially this girl, she was the true winner.
SPARKNOTES: I went to a party where there was a competition with a $10 buy in where whoever brought home the nastiest girl won the pot. I didn't win, but it was one hell of an experience/story.
I prolly fucked yo bitch nigga.