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If radio active sludge fell on you, what powers would YOU get?!?

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poptarts4life
Posts: 376 - Karma: 12

What super powers do u want.  and more importantly why?

I would want ice powers like Frozo.  Lets face it he is one chill mother fucker.  Plus when i take over the world I want to have a pet polar bear. 

Sep 13 2010 10:56PM
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Darth_Veeder
Posts: 1054 - Karma: -26
The power to know every statistic ever




Also highlight the different groups in my mind, so every boy I see would be blue and every girl pink (while thinking of a boy/girl stat)


Because I have always wanted to know random shit, and this would solve it for me
Sep 13 2010 10:57PM
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inb4_UMAD
Posts: 651 - Karma: 29
james bond seduction powers

Sep 13 2010 10:58PM
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LoftyLawnChair
Posts: 846 - Karma: 220
The power to REPOST ON NSG!!!!!!!!
Sep 13 2010 10:59PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 121
the power of fever, hair loss, infections, bloody vomit and stools, and poor wound healing
Sep 13 2010 10:59PM
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lamp
Posts: 3486 - Karma: 44
flying or teleportation
Sep 15 2010 8:39AM
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amo2le86
Posts: 131 - Karma: 10
cancer
Sep 15 2010 8:41AM
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Craze
Posts: 1132 - Karma: 423
invisability for sure!
Sep 15 2010 9:48AM
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DUKES
Posts: 5149 - Karma: 686
the powers of ZEUS (a.k.a tom wallisch)
Sep 15 2010 9:50AM
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Tasche
Posts: 5422 - Karma: 99
to grow my fingernails at will.
Sep 15 2010 10:53AM
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Bepo
Posts: 8195 - Karma: 17
I'll take that one step further - the power to know everything.

if you knew everything then anything is possible. You would know exactly how the universe works and how to manipulate it to do whatever you want.
Sep 15 2010 11:09AM
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MatRich
Posts: 4789 - Karma: 1,812
the power to move you... with a song!
Sep 15 2010 11:21AM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
The power to stop time... so you can like do anything and the world is frozen... like when you get to the top of the park, you can stop time and never get snaked. and there will be no lines.
Sep 15 2010 11:25AM
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BenWhit
Posts: 4654 - Karma: 3,256
the power to perform absurdly well sexually.
Sep 15 2010 11:40AM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 428

invisiblitity and mind reading

so i can watch your mother in the shower

Sep 15 2010 11:46AM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 54
How about the power.....




To move you?
Sep 15 2010 12:03PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
if any of us were exposed to large quantities of radioactive sludge the only power we would gain is the ability to experience a slow and painful death
Sep 15 2010 12:07PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7710 - Karma: 2,849
invisiblitity and mind reading

so i can watch beezey in the shower
Sep 15 2010 12:14PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 428
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Sep 15 2010 12:17PM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9091 - Karma: 3,016
hahahaha
Sep 15 2010 12:21PM
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jwalt
Posts: 611 - Karma: 11
superpenis
Sep 15 2010 1:02PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7710 - Karma: 2,849
what can you do with an superpenis?
Sep 15 2010 1:06PM
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jwalt
Posts: 611 - Karma: 11
superskeet
superpleasure
Sep 15 2010 1:09PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
the ability to heal myself
Sep 15 2010 1:37PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
it's a dick made of chocolate that ejaculates money...the ultimate woman pleaser
Sep 15 2010 4:29PM
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Swan_Solo
Posts: 2374 - Karma: 14
I'd shit gold and piss gasoline
Sep 15 2010 4:36PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
i think that would be very painful on both ends
Sep 15 2010 4:38PM
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Swan_Solo
Posts: 2374 - Karma: 14
I mean that it would be shit initially, but I would have a magical sphincter that would transform on it's way out. If anything, it would make shitting more pleasant.

Though pissing gasoline would be painful, my dick could double as a flamethrower, which negates the pain factor
Sep 15 2010 4:44PM
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WVskiing
Posts: 3007 - Karma: 1,948

^i like that one

Sep 15 2010 7:38PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,168
haha except gold is extremely malleable so it might not be that bad.
Sep 15 2010 7:41PM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
Posts: 1910 - Karma: 68
Then you could pee in her butt and she would have highly flammable farts/ diarrhea :D
Sep 15 2010 7:42PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,398
beat me to it
Sep 15 2010 7:43PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
i could make a knife out of gold and slit your throat. my butthole muscles are not strong enough to manipulate gold...although i don't actually know how strong they are
Sep 15 2010 11:39PM
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SeanTom
Posts: 7936 - Karma: 1,747
the power to stop unworthy posts before they're posted.

or the power to run really reallly fast. because that's cool
Sep 15 2010 11:41PM
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MCIRONCOCK
Posts: 3094 - Karma: 30
The power to teleport anywhere in the world that i want, but it takes just as long as commuting there by foot/bike/car/plane/slingshot would.
Sep 15 2010 11:59PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
you would honestly waste your power on that?
Sep 16 2010 12:31AM
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stop_banning_me
Posts: 9 - Karma: 10
the power to create email addresses and aliases in under a minute.

oh wait.

Sep 16 2010 12:32AM
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mark.p
Posts: 1422 - Karma: 10
That's telekinesis MatRich... but how about the power, to move you?
Sep 16 2010 12:57AM
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