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freeride1260
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- this is the thread where you can let everybody else hear (or read) your best or favorite jokes... so lets hear 'em


Anti-Flag

-Whats so fucking wrong, and whats so anti-establishment about the idea of peace? Why is wanting to know the truth so anti establishment?

These aren't anti-establishment ideas, these are Pro fucking peace ideas-




all girls should swallow and enjoy anal sex - Lateralis


Apr 22 2004 8:05PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
yet your not too tired to type your explanation?
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yes.. i once found my freind on acid under a blanket and wearing a loin cloth made out of bannna peels
hoodratz47
Jul 31 2004 2:47PM
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shrEddie
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 65
what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor...............'wheres my tractor'


eddie stevens is cool, hey my name is eddie
Jul 31 2004 2:51PM
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beer.
Posts: 3096 - Karma: 44
Guys these racist jokes are not cool. I've got some black people in my family tree...and they're still hanging there.



Write that down.
Jul 31 2004 4:05PM
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danbrown
Posts: 11932 - Karma: 21,775
how come black people have such nice clothes, shoes, jewelyry, videogames, etc. but they live in such shitty houses?









they haven't figured ouyt how to steal houses yet




-dan-
Jul 31 2004 6:17PM
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bigdoubler125805y
Posts: 1236 - Karma: -8
what do you call two ethiopians in a gold sleeping bag...twix

Jul 31 2004 8:19PM
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danbrown
Posts: 11932 - Karma: 21,775
i don't ge thtat one...




-dan-
Aug 1 2004 8:10AM
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alev
Posts: 7819 - Karma: 410
neither do i

...RUN FOR COVER PRODUCTIONS...
Aug 1 2004 9:22AM
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SchweitzerSki
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explain
yay skiing is happy
Aug 1 2004 3:35PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
maybe it wasnt supposed to make sence...

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
--->CCR*

theres an ilovemen.com? damn. see you guys later -skierdudeguy

violence, in canada? go spew your bullshit on somebody eles\' chest, we dont want that around here.-Mommy
Aug 1 2004 3:39PM
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bigdoubler125805y
Posts: 1236 - Karma: -8
this guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that says 'burgers- $2.00, cheese sandwhiches- $1.00, and handjobs- $10.00.
the guy calls over the hot female waitress and says 'hey are you the one who gives the handjobs'
she answers by saying 'yes'
so the man says 'well wash your hands because i want a cheese sandwhich.'
Aug 4 2004 1:49PM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
what do you call a blonde standing on her head?





















A Brunette with bad breath.
Aug 4 2004 1:58PM
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nut
Posts: 625 - Karma: 12
Copied from an e-mail i got:

>A real brain teaser for all you baseball fans--figure this one out!!!!

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>This is a detective story so pay close attention!!!
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>Three elderly ladies are excited about seeing their first baseball
game.
>They smuggle a bottle of Jack Daniel's into the ballpark. The game is
real
>exciting and they are enjoying themselves immensely mixing the Jack
Daniel's
>with soft drinks.
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>Finally one of them passes out. Soon they realize that the bottle is
almost
>gone and the game has a lot of innings to go.
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>Based on the given information, what inning is it and how many players
are on
>base?
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>Think!
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>Think some more!!
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>You're gonna love it......
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>Answer:
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>It's the bottom of the fifth, one out, and the bags are loaded.....
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Cats. the other white meat.
Sep 17 2004 1:16PM
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steeziemaster
Posts: 220 - Karma: 10
what do you call a barn full of black people...

Antique farm equipment
'slap I'll bitch you!'-1260 man
Sep 17 2004 1:20PM
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nut
Posts: 625 - Karma: 12
What do you get when u cross a black person and an octopus?






















I don't know, but i'm sure it can pick a hell of a lot of cotton


Cats. the other white meat.
Sep 17 2004 1:52PM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
there are only 2 things i hate:
prejudice people, and mexicans
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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if there wasn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

Solider in the NS ARMY
Rollers of NS unite!!!
603 for life
I'm conservative, just so you all know.

Member Number: 5172


Sep 17 2004 3:24PM
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$$SPINNERS$$
Posts: 1618 - Karma: 11
i sure hope no black people, mexicans, jews, women, or babies are reading these, or hellen keller......... wait nerver mind helen keller.
roles royce is a car to be driven in, bently is a car to drive.
Sep 17 2004 5:18PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
^ jaa dude she can burn in hell.



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Sep 17 2004 10:03PM
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Spam_Man_5000
Posts: 288 - Karma: 8
HOW MUCH MONEY CAN BUY A TRUCK



































FIVE DOLLARS!






MMM FRYING CHICKEN, SIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZLE
Sep 17 2004 10:43PM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
^moron
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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if there wasn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

Solider in the NS ARMY
Rollers of NS unite!!!
603 for life
I'm conservative, just so you all know.

Member Number: 5172


Sep 17 2004 10:45PM
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Alpine3
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one guy says to the other..."hey your barn door is open." he says "its ok the horse is dead."

Jun 24 2005 9:43PM
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Delphi
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 36
whats long, black, and smelly?
The unemployment line
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whats the similarity between the black race and sperm?
There are billions of them but only 1 works.

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Whats the quickest way through harlem?
Jump on a black mans back and yell POLICE
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whats the difference between a puerto rican and a pile of shit????


nothing
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What do you call 3 black men on a tandem bike?

organized crime
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check out this muthafucka!

all this coming from a guy whos head is soo far up his ass that the lump in his throat is his godamn nose!~Bill Guarnere
Jun 24 2005 10:11PM
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jsg
Posts: 7701 - Karma: 534
the stupid ramdome ones are the best!


Thats why i bought a saturn.

------Julian
I guess u can call me Julian
Jun 24 2005 10:43PM
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TeenageWasteland
Posts: 1237 - Karma: 10
I always use that joke on people lol. It's not supposed to make sense then you start laughing your ass off and see what they do.

You reached for the secret too soon
You cry for the moon
Shine on you crazy diamond
Jun 24 2005 10:43PM
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mdvorak
Posts: 658 - Karma: 85
How are Micheal Jackson and Mcdonalds similar?










both involve
30 year old meat between 5 year old buns.






Rossignol


Skjersaa's Ski Shop


Enom Headwear
Jun 24 2005 11:27PM
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edmonton_skier
Posts: 3210 - Karma: 110
yeah no shit dpsin7x cuz it should say bush.. cuz he himself has an iq of 50 and i dont need to back that up

Y-vez
Jun 24 2005 11:40PM
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evaroni
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why did michael jackson go to k-mart














because little boys pants are half off


Hate all you want, bitches. Most of you will never know what it's like being 6 and a half feet tall with a 2 foot long penis.
-LDowney



Jun 25 2005 12:02AM
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mthoodmeadowsgirl
Posts: 140 - Karma: 23
Why was the blonde upset when she got her drivers license?



Because she got a F in sex


~Nicole

'Treat people as if they were
what they ought to be and you
help them to become what they
are capable of being.'
~Goethe

Jun 25 2005 12:04AM
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jambone
Posts: 934 - Karma: 11
If you're rowing down the stream with oars made of waffles how many cupcakes fit in a dog house?


























NONE... Ice cream doesn't have bones

Girls are evil:
Girls= $ times time
Time= $
Girls= $ squared
Money is the root of evil
Therefore girls are evil.
Jun 25 2005 9:09PM
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