Ok so as I've made threads about in the past because funny things usually happen, I went camping last night. I have a mountain behind my house with a really nice spot on a cliff that we go up to and chill and there's a train down to a pool club thats closed at night with a pretty nice diving board.
So its five of us, Julia, Janelle, this kid we call Cow, Sabrina, and myself. We all have awful planning skills so we were planning to head up to the camp site at about 7. Cow was planning to stay just till 10:30 and nobody actually got to my house till about 11. So we get all our stuff and walk out of my house and begin the 150 foot walk down the street to the pool club which leads to the campsite's trail.
Now the fun starts. Sabrina had just killed a mountain dew and about 10 feet from the pool club's enterance bends over to throw the can in the sewer drain but with the can went her phone. Now this chick is freaking out. Im just standing there like wow, this can't be happening. So they deciede that they're going to lift up the grate and climb down into the disgustingness and grab the phone. We can see the light from the screen flickering so we know where it is. So now she loses the grip on our only flashlight and drops it through the hole. Fail.
So she climbs down into the sewer and starts looking through the sludge with my bbq tongs. Now its starting to get a bit funny. She's down there sloshing around in the most fowl smelling sewage soup with tongs with no light for half an hour when a pool old lady stops and offers her help. They mooch a flashlight off of her and she leaves. Im still standing there loling. Sabrina stays in there for the next half hour looking till the fun doubles. I standing on a slight hill that slopes into the enterance of the drain that now has no grate over it and a bag sitting a few feet from the drain starts to roll. Its been there for over an hour and it just randomly lets go. It falls into the hole along with julias phone which fell out of the bag in the middle of the rolling.
Now Julias like "Get out, I'm going in" and rips off her shirt and jumps in. Now this guy in a jeep claiming to live next door stops by and sees a half naked chick standing in a sewer. He's instantly laughing just as hard as I am and asks if we need help. He's a fairly funny 25ish year old guy, we explain ourselves and tells me that he's actually the owner of the land were going to be camping on. He stops for a second and says to me, "So let me get this straight, you're going camping over night with three females and you're the only guy?" I think and say "Well there were supposed to be other dudes but they already left" but he stops me and says he doesn't want an explanation, he wants to shake my hand and laughs. This guys the man.
So it turns out that two of the girls there play varsity lacrosse for our school and the guy is the coach's brother and she lives with him (ECB lolwut?) Now these girls are begging him not to tell the coach to the point where they're crying. He says don't worry, he won't tell her. You can and calls her up on speaker. I'm legit on the ground laughing till the next two cars pull up.
The po-po's pull up, not one, but two cars and come out and ask what's going on, staring at an almost topless girl in a sewer who is trying to put on a hoodie inside out because she's scared of getting an indecent exposure ticket. You can tell they're in no mood for problems but once they know what's going on, they start laughing like the rest of us and one even pulls out his phone and takes a picture. I see his badge's name and it seems familiar. I ask if his daughter's name is lauren. It is. I called this girl and asked if she wanted to come camping with us two days before and they were stoked but I had them not come because the girls I were with don't like her and I don't need drama at a campsite. So this makes it that much better for me and I call the girl and tell her my situation and she's loling real hard. The cops ask why we hid our stuff in the bushes and I tell them so it doesn't look like we just robbed a house. One was like "Lol is that a grill??" Yes it was. They think I'm the stupidest kid in CT.
Then, perfect timing, my dad gets off from work and passed us. He just stops 50 feet past us. I run over, tell him we're not in trouble, we're safe and ok, and explain the situation. This whole time he's sitting there staring straight forward with a straight face, never speaking or looking at me once. Me being me, I'm like lol why you mad tho? He is mad and drove off.
They tell us to just leave and give up, put the grate back on the sewer and go back to my house. So they take our info and go sleep at my house. All the girls clearly want showers, so I let them but they have no clothes to change into. I quickly grab some shorts and a few tall tees and tell them its this or naked. They took the tall tees lol. So Julia goes home, I make Sabrina this super baller quesadilla but she decided to pop some sleeping pills and was out, so I end up watching shark week and some retarded vampire show with Janelle who is wearing a 3x on a couch till 8 am.
Around 5 am my mom comes home. She hears a girl laughing and literally sprints down into the basement, sees two girls dressed like me in the winter and is like "WHAT'S GOING ON?!?!" We tell her what happened and she just laughs and goes to bed.
Not the actual picture but its the idea of it. I'll be sure to post the real pic when I see it
This was sooo dumb yet so funny